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15fan · 07-25-2008, 02:16 PM

In the next few weeks, the decrepit shed behind the fan house is going to be decommissioned and replaced. Twas originally a 1 car garage from the 1940s that the previous owner chopped in half. It has served us well, but it is clearly time to put it out of its misery.

Thought I'd poll the creative minds at Redszone.com to see what the best way to take down the shed would be.

If anyone has any other ideas that I haven't thought of, by all means put them out there as possibilities.

Edit: In case it matters, it's 12' x 9', with a pitched roof that peaks at about 11'. Part is on a concrete slab. 1 Window and 1 Door. All wood. What's left of it, anyway...

Chip R · 07-25-2008, 03:12 PM

Blow it up real good.

cincinnati chili · 07-25-2008, 03:30 PM

Why not hire this kid to do it?

If not, it appears that a crowbar works much better than a baseball bat, garden hoe, or one's sneakers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byEvWfspLM

Highlifeman21 · 07-25-2008, 04:06 PM

C4.

Nuff said.

KronoRed · 07-25-2008, 05:14 PM

Burn it.

FIRE FIRE!

MrCinatit · 07-25-2008, 05:23 PM

Find a wolf and three pigs. Put the pigs inside the shed.
As long as the shed consists of hay or sticks, nature will run its course.

gonelong · 07-25-2008, 05:56 PM

Rent some heavy machinery and tell the Mrs. its the only safe way to do it. Have fun.

GL

*BaseClogger* · 07-25-2008, 06:12 PM

Burn that motha down!

It was an electrical fire!

(gasoline is too expensive)

SunDeck · 07-25-2008, 08:01 PM

Three big friends, three sledge hammers, one case of beer. And unlike with most tasks, the beer comes first.
That puppy will be down by lunch.

TeamSelig · 07-25-2008, 10:41 PM

hire chuck norris

GAC · 07-26-2008, 05:36 AM

Let me know what measures you take because I have two sheds on my property that need to come down by next summer, and my wife took away my pyrotechnics.

BoydsOfSummer · 07-26-2008, 06:05 PM

Have GAC come over, hand him a power tool of some sort, and tell him to fix it. Natural luck will take over and bang!...down comes the shed. Should only cost you a sixer of Warsteiner.

GAC · 07-26-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoydsOfSummer

Have GAC come over, hand him a power tool of some sort, and tell him to fix it. Natural luck will take over and bang!...down comes the shed. Should only cost you a sixer of Warsteiner.

I'm also bonded in case there would be an accident.

thatcoolguy_22 · 07-27-2008, 01:22 PM

action movie but you it would be cool to get M Knight Shamalan to write up a short movie for you to film that will involve ghosts and the end conclusion being that the shed was really a unicorn in disguise or maybe never even existed and it was just a part of your subconscious. I hate that guy

VR · 07-28-2008, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cincinnati chili

Why not hire this kid to do it?

If not, it appears that a crowbar works much better than a baseball bat, garden hoe, or one's sneakers.

Wow, that was frightening. Needless to say, young Nick wasn't the sharpest tool in that shed.

That said, disco inferno would be my choice. Burn baby burn.

View Poll Results: How Should I Demolish The Shed?
Gasonline + Match	7	19.44%
Implosion	4	11.11%
Action Movie Style Explosion	9	25.00%
4 Wheel Drive Vehicle + Chain	5	13.89%
Wrecking Bar &/or Sledgehammer and Lots of Pent Up Aggression	8	22.22%
Other	3	8.33%
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

07-25-2008, 02:16 PM	#1
15fan Member Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 5,465	Demolish My Shed In the next few weeks, the decrepit shed behind the fan house is going to be decommissioned and replaced. Twas originally a 1 car garage from the 1940s that the previous owner chopped in half. It has served us well, but it is clearly time to put it out of its misery. Thought I'd poll the creative minds at Redszone.com to see what the best way to take down the shed would be. If anyone has any other ideas that I haven't thought of, by all means put them out there as possibilities. Edit: In case it matters, it's 12' x 9', with a pitched roof that peaks at about 11'. Part is on a concrete slab. 1 Window and 1 Door. All wood. What's left of it, anyway... Last edited by 15fan; 07-25-2008 at 02:23 PM.

07-25-2008, 03:12 PM	#2
Chip R Rally Onion! Join Date: May 2000 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 33,211	Re: Demolish My Shed Blow it up real good. __________________ The Rally Onion wants 150 fans before Opening Day. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Rally-...24872650873160

07-25-2008, 03:30 PM	#3
cincinnati chili post hype sleeper Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver Posts: 10,350	Re: Demolish My Shed Why not hire this kid to do it? If not, it appears that a crowbar works much better than a baseball bat, garden hoe, or one's sneakers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3byEvWfspLM __________________ On Dasher On Dancer On Prancer Ondrusek

07-25-2008, 04:06 PM	#4
Highlifeman21 Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bristol, just around the corner from ESPN Posts: 8,694	Re: Demolish My Shed C4. Nuff said.

07-25-2008, 05:14 PM	#5
KronoRed The Lineups stink. Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: West N. Carolina Posts: 55,342	Re: Demolish My Shed Burn it. FIRE FIRE! __________________ Go Gators!

07-25-2008, 05:23 PM	#6
MrCinatit Baseball card addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Piqua Posts: 4,426	Re: Demolish My Shed Find a wolf and three pigs. Put the pigs inside the shed. As long as the shed consists of hay or sticks, nature will run its course. __________________ whisper words of wisdom I wrote a book! My AmazonShort My other AmazonShort

07-25-2008, 05:56 PM	#7
gonelong Score Early, Score Often Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,127	Re: Demolish My Shed Rent some heavy machinery and tell the Mrs. its the only safe way to do it. Have fun. GL __________________ '02-'12 Prediction Thread Archive(s) ORG Compilation

07-25-2008, 06:12 PM	#8
BaseClogger WOOOOO!!! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 6,075	Re: Demolish My Shed Burn that motha down! It was an electrical fire! (gasoline is too expensive) __________________ "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

07-25-2008, 08:01 PM	#9
SunDeck First Time Caller Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,224	Re: Demolish My Shed Three big friends, three sledge hammers, one case of beer. And unlike with most tasks, the beer comes first. That puppy will be down by lunch. __________________ Dusty Baker, second shooter. --Confirmed on Redszone.

07-25-2008, 10:41 PM	#10
TeamSelig Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,727	Re: Demolish My Shed hire chuck norris

07-26-2008, 05:36 AM	#11
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,416	Re: Demolish My Shed Let me know what measures you take because I have two sheds on my property that need to come down by next summer, and my wife took away my pyrotechnics. __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations

07-26-2008, 06:05 PM	#12
BoydsOfSummer So Long Uncle Joe Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hamilton,Ohio Posts: 3,849	Re: Demolish My Shed Have GAC come over, hand him a power tool of some sort, and tell him to fix it. Natural luck will take over and bang!...down comes the shed. Should only cost you a sixer of Warsteiner. __________________ 0 Value Over Replacement Poster "Sit over here next to Johnathan (Bench)...sit right here, he's smart."--Sparky Anderson

07-27-2008, 01:22 PM	#14
thatcoolguy_22 Battle Toad Historian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pyeongtaek, ROK Posts: 1,644	Re: Demolish My Shed action movie but you it would be cool to get M Knight Shamalan to write up a short movie for you to film that will involve ghosts and the end conclusion being that the shed was really a unicorn in disguise or maybe never even existed and it was just a part of your subconscious. I hate that guy __________________ A lil more east than most on this board.

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