Me Say Cueto (song parody)

[Natty Redlocks]

ME SAY CUETO

to the tune of "Day-O (the Banana Boat Song)" by Harry Belafonte

Cueto, Cuey-ey-ey-to
Cueto come and Belisle go home
Yay! Me say yay, me say yay me say yay Johnny Cuey-ey-ey-to
Cueto come and de batter sit down
Pitch all day and give up one run
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Make de Reds game lots more fun
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Come, Mr. Bailey Mon, join de Reds bonanza
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Come, Mr. Bailey Mon, join de Reds bonanza
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Go six, go seven, don't go too MUCH
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Go six, go seven, don't go too MUCH
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Yay! Me say yay, me say yay me say yay Johnny Cuey-ey-ey-to
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
A beautiful bunch of wicked pitches
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Make de Diamondbacks his *****es
(Cueto come and de batter sit down)
Cueto, Cuey-ey-ey-to
Cueto come and Belisle go home
Yay! Me say yay, me say yay me say yay Johnny Cuey-ey-ey-to
Cueto come and de batter sit down

[tigh24]

I would love to hear this put into musical form! Hilarious!