Passing a Drug Test

[camisadelgolf]

Let's hypothetically say that I would not be able to pass a drug test to obtain employment. How could I change this before the end of the week?

Find a friend who looks like me?
Use a product I can find on the internet?
Build a time machine and not smoke?
Claim the test failure was due to second-hand smoke?
Chug lots of tea and/or water?

For the record, we're talking about a green substance that I might have used on three consecutive days, starting with Wednesday. Thank you in advance for all the help.

[Javy Pornstache]

I'm assuming a urine test? I wouldn't go the chugging route as that'd be a flag of sorts on itself, having the colorless urine could show you're trying to hide something, in my opinion. The second-hand smoke excuse wouldn't help you because there are cut-off levels used that they ascertain would cover someone in the case of second-hand smoke.

Using a friend's urine could work if done absolutely properly, but it's a risk, as temperature levels are closely watched so watch out if it's been stored in a slightly heated place, etc.

You could get a "substitute sample" at a smoke shop, perhaps.

I'm just guessing here, and stuff.

[JayBruceFan]

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[GIDP]

You can buy some home testing kits if you are super worried.

Drinking tons of water can work but THC still gets stored in fat cells and isnt really a safe bet. Combine it with a bunch of water making your urine clear if they care enough they will get suspicious.

Second hand smoke excuse wont work. You dont take in that much THC from second hand smoke as it is and drug test normally give a level I guess you would say to allow that to not show up.

You could probably use someone else's urine if you have the stones to try it. Unless you are doing some court ordered drug test its not like they can search you or legally stand in the room with you. If you want to try that you should read up on it because it has expiration dates and such.

[camisadelgolf]

Does anyone have any idea of the likelihood of them trying to find out if the urine is synthetic?

Also, where could I buy a home testing kit?

[westofyou]

10-30 days to flush your system is the standard, while some masking agents and all that rot can work, but 10-30 days clean is the only sure fire method.

They test the urine for synthetics, adulterates and sometimes some watch you do the business.

[GIDP]

Originally Posted by camisadelgolf

Does anyone have any idea of the likelihood of them trying to find out if the urine is synthetic?

Also, where could I buy a home testing kit?

Drugs stores have the testing kit.

I have no idea the likely good of them trying to figure out if its synthetic. I dont smoke so I havent ever really had to try to pass one.

[TeamSelig]

[camisadelgolf]

My test is on Thursday, so I'm going to buy a testing kit and test myself the night before. If I fail, I'll just have a friend ride up with me and urinate into a cup in the parking lot right before I enter the testing facility. I drank a gallon of tea today, but it wasn't an attempt to flush my system--I just really like tea.

[Hap]

I have used this product successfully on two separate occasions.

I will also add that if you have only blazed up three times in the past month or so and you haven't done it since Friday and you are not a chronic user, then most likely it is already out of your system anyway. It most likely completely exited your system with your first passing of urine the next morning on all three mornings.

[camisadelgolf]

Originally Posted by Hap

I have used this product successfully on two separate occasions.

I will also add that if you have only blazed up three times in the past month or so and you haven't done it since Friday and you are not a chronic user, then most likely it is already out of your system anyway. It most likely completely exited your system with your first passing of urine the next morning on all three mornings.

This is the exact answer I was hoping for. I've seen a lot of places claim that it will stay in my system anywhere from 8-30 days, but most internet sources regarding the topic are very biased and/or trying to sell something.

[reds1869]

Good luck, man. I can't imagine what a bad feeling that is. If it's any consolation by brother in law used to smoke every day and still passed a test without doing anything, so who knows. I can't say what I want to without crossing the political line, but I will say that I hope someday people in your position will have no stigma or testing to worry about.

[camisadelgolf]

Thanks, reds1869.

Hap, would you happen to have a link to back up your claim?

[Hap]

Originally Posted by camisadelgolf

Hap, would you happen to have a link to back up your claim?

Nope, no link.

I used to be a drug-free workplace supervisor at a former job (which at the time was a huge irony) and I learned it from part of my training.

[bucksfan2]

Originally Posted by camisadelgolf

My test is on Thursday, so I'm going to buy a testing kit and test myself the night before. If I fail, I'll just have a friend ride up with me and urinate into a cup in the parking lot right before I enter the testing facility. I drank a gallon of tea today, but it wasn't an attempt to flush my system--I just really like tea.

My friend in college did this.

He had a clean friend pee in a cup and put it in some kind of vial, taped that right along his waist line in order to keep a passable temperature, and then dumped it into his test cup. It worked for him.