3-9-10 D-Backs v. Reds

[klw]

Originally Posted by membengal

Chapman's good, but he doesn't have a time machine, does he?

DOES HE?????!!!!!!

He throws so hard that if he threw his fastball threw a microwave it would go back in time.*




*Derivative of a Steven Wright bit about putting instant coffee in a microwave.

[Spring~Fields]

 	1   	2   	3   	4   	5   	6   	7   	8   9    R   H   E  
Arizona 1  	2  	0  	0  	4 	0  	0  	3   0   10  14   2 
Cin	0  	1  	1  	0  	0  	1  	1  	0   0    4   6   0

Cincinnati Individual Batting

Cincinnati 	AB 	R 	H 	RBI 	BB 	SO 	AVG 
Stubbs, CF  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	2  	.125 
Dickerson, CF  	1 	0 	0 	0 	1 	1  	.375 
Cabrera, O, SS  2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1  	.250 
Janish, SS  	2 	0 	1 	0 	0 	0  	.333 
Votto, 1B  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1  	.000 
Alonso, 1B  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.000 
Phillips, B,2B  1 	0 	0 	0 	1 	0  	.000 
Sutton, 2B  	2 	0 	1 	1 	0 	1  	.250 
Rolen, 3B  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.333 
Francisco, J,3B 2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1  	.000 
Bruce, DH  	3 	1 	2 	1 	0 	0  	.500 
Nix, L, PH-DH  	1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	1  	.333 
Gomes, LF  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.200 
Frazier, LF  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.000 
Balentien, RF  	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.250 
Heisey, RF  	2 	1 	1 	0 	0 	0  	.125 
Hanigan, C  	1 	1 	1 	1 	0 	0  	.667 
Mesoraco, C  	1 	1 	0 	0 	1 	0  	.333 
Castillo, W, C  1 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0  	.250 
Totals 		33 	4 	6 	3 	3 	8

Reds Batting
2B: Heisey (1, Boyer).
HR: Bruce (1, 2nd inning off Buckner, 0 on, 2 out),
Hanigan (1, 3rd inning off Buckner, 0 on, 1 out).
TB: Janish; Sutton; Bruce 5; Heisey 2; Hanigan 4.
RBI: Bruce (1), Hanigan (1), Sutton (1).
2-out RBI: Bruce; Sutton.
Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Francisco, J; Alonso 2.
GIDP: Rolen; Gomes.
Team RISP: 1-for-5.
Team LOB: 5.

Reds Fielding
DP: 2 (Francisco, J-Sutton-Alonso, Phillips, B-Cabrera, O-Votto).

AZ Batting
2B: Jackson, C (2, Harang), Allen (2, Harang), Gillespie (1, Harang),
Macias, D (2, LeCure), Ojeda, A (1, Smit, A).
HR: Upton, J (2, 5th inning off Maloney, 1 on, 1 out).
TB: Ojeda, A 2; Jackson, C 4; Upton, J 5; Macias, D 2; Ryal;
Johnson, K; Coughlin; Snyder; Allen 2; Gillespie 3.
RBI: Upton, J 3 (8), Gillespie (2), Jackson, C (3), Snyder 2 (2),
Ojeda, A 2 (2), Ryal (4).
2-out RBI: Snyder 2; Ryal.
Runners left in scoring position, 2 out: Young, C;
Coughlin; Cowgill 2.
GIDP: Upton, J; Hester.
Team RISP: 6-for-14.
Team LOB: 7.

AZ Baserunning
SB: Johnson, K (1, 2nd base off Maloney/Hanigan).

AZ Fielding
E: Septimo (1, fielding), Roberts, R (1, fielding).
DP: 2 (Drew, S-Johnson, K-Allen 2).

Reds Pitching

Cincinnati 	IP 	H 	R 	ER 	BB 	SO 	HR  
Harang 		1.1 	4 	3 	3 	1 	2 	0 
Adkins  	1.2 	1 	0 	0 	1 	1 	0 
Cordero  	1.0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 
Maloney  	0.2 	4 	4 	4 	1 	1 	1 
LeCure  	2.1 	1 	0 	0 	0 	1 	0 
Smit, A  	0.2 	2 	3 	3 	2 	0 	0 
Lehr  		1.1 	2 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0

AZ/Reds
Groundouts-flyouts:
Buckner 1-5, Gutierrez, J 2-0, Shaw, B 2-1, Septimo 1-1, Boyer 2-1, Mercedes 0-0,
Marte, J 1-2, Harang 2-0, Adkins 3-1, Cordero 3-0, Maloney 1-0, LeCure 1-4, Smit, A 2-0, Lehr 3-1.

Batters faced:
Buckner 11, Gutierrez, J 3, Shaw, B 3, Septimo 6, Boyer 7,
Mercedes 3, Marte, J 3, Harang 9, Adkins 6, Cordero 3, Maloney 7, LeCure 8, Smit, A 6, Lehr 5.

[Matt700wlw]

THEY CAN'T SCORE RUNS!!!!!

:runawaycr