Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams - RedsZone.com - Cincinnati Reds Fans' Home for Baseball Discussion

Sea Ray · 10-13-2011, 03:05 PM

Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...regory_Liascos

He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator.

Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...

BuckeyeRed27 · 10-13-2011, 04:58 PM

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

MrCinatit · 10-13-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BuckeyeRed27

Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

Degenerate39 · 10-13-2011, 05:45 PM

He probably knew thats the last bit of action he'd get and he'd give it a shot

BuckeyeRed27 · 10-13-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MrCinatit

I wonder if the old guy also poses as a lawyer, who will help women who have been groped by the fake doctor?

Somebody has to right the wrong.

TeamSelig · 10-13-2011, 09:03 PM

WMR · 10-14-2011, 09:38 AM

Any ladies on here worried about this sort of issue, I'm willing to offer my services.

Up front (LOL), however, I must proclaim that all diagnoses are on a strictly amateur basis.

PedroBourbon · 10-14-2011, 09:51 AM

At that age he could plead Alzheimer's and probably walk away with a slap on the wrist.

RFS62 · 10-14-2011, 10:31 AM

Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

WMR · 10-14-2011, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by RFS62

Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy.....

bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

RFS62 · 10-14-2011, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by WMR

bhahaahahaha

Didn't those two have a practice together?

He was a pioneer in the field of fake breast exams. To this day, his technique is the gold standard.

GAC · 10-15-2011, 04:07 AM

Fake Drs should only be qualified to examine fake breasts.

*BaseClogger* · 10-15-2011, 04:28 PM

10-13-2011, 03:05 PM	#1
Sea Ray Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 15,281	Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams Seems as though an octogenarian Shuttle driver from Florida was going door to door in an apartment complex offering free breast (and other) exams. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/1...regory_Liascos He'd knock on the door and say that a local hospital sent him to do free exams on women in the area and two women took him up on it. After examing the breasts, he proceeded to examine things south of the equator. Now what I want to know is who was more stupid, the ladies for assuming he was legit and let him in their apartment or this guy for thinking he'd get away with it? Sure he might get a couple of cheap thrills out of it but eventually he was going to get caught and now he's looking at jail time. Is jail time really worth some cheap thrills? In the end, it'd have been cheaper to handle his issues in other ways. And 81 yrs old at that. I'll be lucky if I still have my prostate at that age...

10-13-2011, 04:58 PM	#2
BuckeyeRed27 Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Culver City, CA Posts: 2,666	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams Sounds like Dr. Barney Stinson

10-13-2011, 05:45 PM	#4
Degenerate39 Senor Votto Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 7,849	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams He probably knew thats the last bit of action he'd get and he'd give it a shot __________________ Most Vottomatic Player

10-13-2011, 09:03 PM	#6
TeamSelig Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 3,727	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams

10-14-2011, 09:51 AM	#8
PedroBourbon Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: georgetown, KY Posts: 455	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams At that age he could plead Alzheimer's and probably walk away with a slap on the wrist. __________________ "Trying is the first step towards failure." Homer Simpson "I wasn't looking too good but I was feeling real well." Keith Richards

10-14-2011, 10:31 AM	#9
RFS62 Hey Cubs Fans Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: New York Posts: 16,572	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams Paging Doctor Puffy... Doctor Puffy..... __________________ "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." ~ Mark Twain

10-15-2011, 04:07 AM	#12
GAC What Me Worry? Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bellefontaine, Ohio Posts: 26,430	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams Fake Drs should only be qualified to examine fake breasts. __________________ "panic" only comes from having real expectations

10-15-2011, 04:28 PM	#13
BaseClogger WOOOOO!!! Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Midland, MI Posts: 6,103	Re: Fake Dr Offers Free Breast Exams __________________ "On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me."

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