Hu's on first.

[klw]

Abbott and Costello have been modernized.
http://www.redreporter.com/2012/2/13...-modernization
A sample of the update done on RedReporter a couple of days ago.

Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: He’s Dunn.
Costello: So you don’t think he’s worth much anymore?
Abbott: No, Werth is a completely different guy. We’re Dunn in left.
Costello: What about right?
Abbott: He’s at third base.
Costello: Then tell me the members of your outfield.
Abbott: We’re Dunn in left field.
Costello: I want to know, what's the guy's name in left field?
Abbott: Dunn.
Costello: You don’t think he can bounce back?
Abbott: I think he can.
Costello: So who is in left field, then?
Abbott: Wrong. Second base.

[medford]

This makes me think "Whapner at 5:00"

[MikeThierry]

klw, are you here all week? How's the veal?

[klw]

Originally Posted by MikeThierry

klw, are you here all week? How's the veal?

I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.

[The Voice of IH]

Originally Posted by klw

I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.

You root for a team that represents a city that's nickname is Porkopolis, yet you are a vegetarian.

Oh, how my heartaches that Socrates can not be here to witness this.

[Hoosier Red]

Originally Posted by The Voice of IH

You root for a team that represents a city that's nickname is Porkopolis, yet you are a vegetarian.

Oh, how my heartaches that Socrates can not be here to witness this.

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, when he said, "I drank what?"

Perhaps my favorite movie line of all time.

[I(heart)Freel]

We have to get even with Professor LaRussa. It is a moral imperative.

[MikeThierry]

Originally Posted by klw

I am here all week but I did not write it. As to the veal, you are asking a vegetarian.

Well... nobody is perfect I guess.