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Old 02-18-2013, 11:11 PM   #1
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Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
Not sure if this is baseball related, but is sure is awesome :-)

http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canse...ium=socialflow

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Gravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble
1:29 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

The land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate
1:36 AM - 19 Feb 13

Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCanseco

I may not be 100% right but think about it. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly?
1:38 AM - 19 Feb 13
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Old 02-19-2013, 06:58 AM   #2
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Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
There was a good Twitter exchange between Jose and the Louisville Bats last night too. Something about his take on animal echolocation and the Horseshoe bat which he parlayed into 36 inch L'ville Sluggers making anything fly and solicited an invite to Slugger Field for a Homerun Derby.

Which, by the way, I would support fully.
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Old 02-19-2013, 08:10 AM   #3
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Not sure if this is baseball related, but is sure is awesome :-)

http://gawker.com/5985210/jose-canse...ium=socialflow
Oh dear lord. It's just scary how sad that is. Wow. His teachers must be so proud.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:26 AM   #4
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Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
He must have been pondering this theory when that ball bounced off his head for a home run.

I hope Keanu Reeves plays him in the miniseries!

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In Jose's world, he's a genius.

He could be one of Penny's old boyfriends on Big Bang Theory.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:44 AM   #6
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He's not Penny worthy.

He ranks below the guy that likes Archie Comics.
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Old 02-19-2013, 09:52 AM   #7
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Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
Isn't Arnold going to play Canseco in his autobiography?
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Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
His twitter is almost too good to be true. Is it in any way possible that he is just trolling everyone?
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His twitter is almost too good to be true. Is it in any way possible that he is just trolling everyone?
If it were anyone other than Jose, I'd think you were right. "Bigness??"
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Just too good. Sig-worthy.
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Someone needs to put him in touch with Stephen Hawking. Have them co-write a book.
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Someone needs to put him in touch with Stephen Hawking. Have them co-write a book.
A collaboration between those two would cause the world as we know it to end.
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A collaboration between those two would cause the world as we know it to end.
I heard both are experts on strippers, so I guess they have something in common.
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Re: Jose Canseco Explains Gravity
Carl Everett can think of at least one thing wrong with this theory.
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