Old Commercial Slogans

[Dom Heffner]

i don't care about making money, I just love selling carpet!

[Chip R]

There's something about an Aqua Velva man.

[cumberlandreds]

I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

Coke is the Real Thing!

[Dom Heffner]

Fill it the rim....with Brim!

[Boston Red]

Where's the beef?!?

[*BaseClogger*]

So are commercials Art or Entertainment?

[westofyou]

Save cash with Cash

[Dom Heffner]

So are commercials Art or Entertainment?

I'd say both.

[cumberlandreds]

So are commercials Art or Entertainment?

More on the entertainment side.


Have a Coke and a smile!

When you say Bud. You have said it all!

From one beer lover to another, Strohs Beer!

[919191]

Hamms Beer- from the land of sky blue waters

http://youtu.be/o83xxWCel8g

[medford]

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry

Taste Great! Less Filling!

Don't squeeze the Charmin.

The taste of a new generation.

Reach our and touch someone

Plopp, plopp, fizz, fizz, oh what a wonderful relief it is.

We make money the old fashioned way, we earn it.

Nothing runs like a Deer

No one can eat just one.

It keeps going and going and going and going.......

[Boston Red]

Have a Coke and a smile!


I prefer Richard Pryor's take on this one when talking to Bill Cosby.

[westofyou]

“The cold stays cold and the hot stays hot"

[RichRed]

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

[westofyou]

"Avoid the Noid"

[westofyou]

"Quisp for Quazy energy"

[RichRed]

"Tonight, let it be Lowenbrau."

[cumberlandreds]

All of my men wear English Leather or nothing at all.

[UKFlounder]

Big Mac, Filet O Fish, quarter pounder, french fries. Icy coke, thick shake, sundae and apple pies.

[919191]

Hai Karate- be careful how you use it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo

[Johnny Footstool]

Farfegnugen

[RichRed]

Colt .45 - It works every time.

(Better if imagined in Billy Dee Williams' voice.)

[Bob Sheed]

"9 out of 10 doctors prefer Camels."

[redsfanmia]

Ancient Chinese secret huh?

[Dom Heffner]

Choosy mothers choose Jif...

[SunDeck]

By Mennan.

[Bob Sheed]

"Less Filling..."

"Tastes Great!!!

[Tom Servo]

Hi, Guy.

[Chip R]

Let Noxzema cream your face so the razor won't.

[Dom Heffner]

Finger lickin good

Can do, can do, with Jeanie you can do.

[texasdave]

Kahn's. The weiner the world awaited.

It's in the Biz bag.

Big 'G'. Little 'O'. Go, Kid, Go! (Cheerios)

[texasdave]

My bologna has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R.
Oh, I love to eat it every day and if you ask me why I'll say; 'cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Let Mikey try it.

[texasdave]

Remember. Only you can prevent forest fires. (And this guy means bidness!)

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRu--Il1GVqB8kSNpVyCmJu5aunUxwKh-hVlGTap0Ab2mHs8D9j2A

[texasdave]

Give me nothing but corn corn corn corn flakes in the morning. Big golden flakes of corn. Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Give me nothing but corn corn corn corn flakes in the morning. If I had my way I'd start every day with Kellogg's Corn Flakes!

[757690]

Finger lickin good

Reach out and touch someone

Bill Clinton's re-election slogans?

[texasdave]

People who like people, like Dial.

[RBA]

Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun

[RBA]

manly yes but i like it too

[RBA]

Take the Pepsi Challenge

[Dom Heffner]

Take the Pepsi Challenge

Good luck finding the "A".....

[Dom Heffner]

Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

[RBA]

put a tiger in your tank

[RBA]

no runs, no drips, and no errors!

[Dom Heffner]

Get a piece of the rock...

[texasdave]

How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S.

[texasdave]

A silly millimeter longer. 101. (It was a cigarette brand but I cannot recall which one.)
Winston tastes good. Like a cigarette should.
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
You got chocolate on my peanut butter. You got peanut butter on my chocolate. (Reese's)

[texasdave]

Let Hertz put you in the driver's seat.
I recall OJ Simpson saying, "I don't walk through airports; I fly through airports".

[moewan]

Umpire: "you're a hot dog"?

Manager: "you're blind that's a smoked sausage"

[Chip R]

It's toasted.

[Dom Heffner]

The San Francisco treat!

[cumberlandreds]

Takes a Lickin' and keeps on Tickin'.

[medford]

Its not a cookie, its a cake.

[RichRed]

"Don't squeeze the Charmin."

"Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."

"You're soaking in it."

"Beef. It's what's for dinner."

[redsfanmia]

I can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never let you forget you're a man
Cause I'm a woman

[mth123]

Oh I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer wiener,
That is what I'd really like to be-e-e
'cause if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener
Everyone would be in love with me.

[Dom Heffner]

Mentos- the freshmaker!

[mth123]

I'm stuck on Band-Aid, 'cause Band-Aid's stuck on me.

[mth123]

Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is there

You're in Good Hands with All State

Get a piece of the Rock

My Broker is E.F. Hutton and he says...

Merrill Lynch is Bullish on America

See the USA in your Chevrolet

Milk, it does a body good

This your brain, this is your brain on Drugs

[New York Red]

"Give it to Mikey. He'll eat anything."


*Sorry if already posted, but I didn't see it yet.

[RichRed]

See the USA in your Chevrolet


Also,

"Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet..."

[texasdave]

For pizza out, it's Pizza Inn.

Datsun. We are driven.

Morton's. When it rains; it pours.

Gillette. The best a man can get.

[Dom Heffner]

Hungryyyyy, Hungry Jack. They gobble ‘em up and the plate come back for Hungry Jack.

[Red in Chicago]

"Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day".

My friends always teased me about that commercial.

[Dom Heffner]

Vote for Gene Snyder, vote for Gene Snyder, he's our working Congressman.

[Dom Heffner]

Calgon, take me away!

[OldRightHander]

Vote for Gene Snyder, vote for Gene Snyder, he's our working Congressman.

The tune's in my head now.

[Rojo]

"Where?

There! Diagonally!

Pretty sneaky, Sis."

Ok, not a slogan, just a bit of dialogue that got stuck in my head.

[SunDeck]

Piston engine goes Boing, Boing Boing, but the Mazda goes hmmmm.

[texasdave]

"Can you hear me now?" "Good."

[texasdave]

Nothin' says lovin' like something from the oven. And Pillsbury says it best!

[texasdave]

Frosted Lucky Charms. They're magically delicious.

[Newport Red]

Right on Vine at the big Indian sign.

[sonny]

"Rona Homes; 9 miles east of I-270 in Pataskalaaaaaaaaa!"

[RichRed]

Do you guys have this one where you live?

"Have a good night's sleep on us - Mattress Discounters! Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!"

[Bob Borkowski]

Snap, crackle, pop!

Wheaties...breakfast of champions!

[Bob Borkowski]

Umm, umm, good,
Umm, umm, good,
That's what Campbell soups are,
Umm, umm, good.

[Dom Heffner]

I couldve had a V-8!

[Bob Borkowski]

From the valley of the Jolly...ho, ho, ho...Green Giant.

Avis...we try harder.

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature!

Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick?

[JaxRed]

"I'd rather fight than switch". Cigarette company. I had to look it up. I never would have remembered the brand. Can anyone else without cheating?

[Bob Borkowski]

Find it fast in the Yellow Pages.

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

[Bob Borkowski]

"I'd rather fight than switch". Cigarette company. I had to look it up. I never would have remembered the brand. Can anyone else without cheating?

Man, I should know that, Jax, but I can't remember!

[Bob Borkowski]

"I'd rather fight than switch". Cigarette company. I had to look it up. I never would have remembered the brand. Can anyone else without cheating?

Ok, I'm gonna take a stab at this...

In my minds-eye I think I see Fred Flintstone (who pushed this cig) with a black-eye and a Winston in his hand and saying, "I'd rather fight than switch."

So that's my guess.

If I'm wrong I won't guess again. :)

[Spitball]

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

Later, they would use, "What do you want, good grammar or good taste?"

[Gallen5862]

"Good to the Last Drop" Maxwell House Coffee.

[Bob Borkowski]

It's Mountain Grown (Folgers coffee)

[Yachtzee]

We've secretly replaced their regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.

[JaxRed]

Like I said I had to cheat.... but it was Tareyton. I don't even think they exist anymore

[Newport Red]

What was that convenient store chain that had the "two" brothers commercial that was just the one guy.

[Dom Heffner]

What was that convenient store chain that had the "two" brothers commercial that was just the one guy.

King Kwik and I nearly cried finding out I'd been duped.

[cumberlandreds]

Don't get mad, Get Glad.

[Hap]

Eltzerzay eltzersay avoredflay odasay. Itay omescay inay ixsay avorsflay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NleirddtKO8

[RBA]

Multitasking

[GAC]

They're Greeeeeat!

"There's nothing like the face of a kid eatin' a Hershey bar."

“The milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hands.”

My girdle is killing me!

"Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste."

“A little dab’ll do ya.”

"Fly the friendly skies of United."

"You're not fully clean until you're Zestfully clean."

[Kingspoint]

They're Greeeeeat!

"There's nothing like the face of a kid eatin' a Hershey bar."

“The milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your hands.”

My girdle is killing me!

"Sorry, Charlie. Starkist wants tuna that tastes good, not tuna with good taste."

“A little dab’ll do ya.”

"Fly the friendly skies of United."

"You're not fully clean until you're Zestfully clean."

So many will never go away. When I have Alzheimer's I'll still know these.

[Captain13]

Like a Rock

"If I sell enough carpet this week, no Buddy's Carpet Barn commercials for a month"