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NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 05:33 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEBZK6zVIAA1u9N.jpg:large

Prediction: Marquis gets his ERA below 5, and gets his third W.

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 05:52 PM
hope you are right -- but Eric has been tough on the Reds in the past -- 1.42 era --

_Sir_Charles_
05-02-2015, 06:22 PM
So far it hasn't gone bad, but Cozart in the 2 hole is just a disaster waiting to happen.

GADawg
05-02-2015, 06:50 PM
So far it hasn't gone bad, but Cozart in the 2 hole is just a disaster waiting to happen.

Everyone here told me they'd rather have a limp fish at ss this year.....I'm willing to cut ol zack some slack....I'm more worried about Frazier in the 4 hole striking out with easy RBI oppprtunitiies

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:03 PM
So far it hasn't gone bad, but Cozart in the 2 hole is just a disaster waiting to happen.
My concern is that Price will continue it long after Cozart's hot start fades away.

powersackers
05-02-2015, 07:03 PM
What channel is the game on, if any? Edit... Found it on FS1.

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 07:07 PM
Cozart has been better than expected so keep it up but you may be right about Price leaving him 2nd

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:11 PM
Billy, don't do that

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:11 PM
I took the over at 7.5 on bovada for the game.

I'm pretty confident

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 07:11 PM
Patience, Billy, patience.

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 07:12 PM
Stults comes from a very little town about 12 miles from where I live -- I've met some of his family -- nice people but I hope we pound him

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 07:13 PM
Billy, don't do that

but but but -- I think I heard Thom complaining that he was taking too many first pitch strikes..... :)

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:17 PM
http://i.imgur.com/YtGXEOR.jpg

Jason Marquis - 15 Years of "Well...I guess we don't have anybody else."

Chip R
05-02-2015, 07:19 PM
but but but -- I think I heard Thom complaining that he was taking too many first pitch strikes..... :)

I heard that too from Marty. I always thought that a good leadoff hitter ideally sees a lot of pitches. If that is the case it is not surprising he would do that.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:21 PM
Groundballs all to the right side for a 1-2-3 first for Marquis.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:25 PM
Good evening, chums.

No hot takes or strong opinions from me anymore!

Just here to watch the Porkopolis 9 ply their craft and engage in some light-hearted banter with some like-minded pals.

Now who is up for some herbal tea??

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:28 PM
I took the over at 7.5 on bovada for the game.

I'm pretty confident

Games of chance are explicitly forbidden in Deutoronomy 7!

But if you bet on these guys having a great time playing baseball on a crisp summer evening, you'd be coming up aces!

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:29 PM
Byrd with a single to center. I didn't know that was in his repertoire!

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 07:29 PM
Byrd seems to be turning the corner. Will it be enough?

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:32 PM
Hmm. Looks like the breaks beat the boys that inning. But there are no losers when you try your best.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 07:33 PM
Byrd seems to be turning the corner. Will it be enough?

It seems like he's not immediately swinging at the first pitch as much lately. That could be part of it.

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 07:34 PM
Big strike zone tonite

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:36 PM
Big strike zone tonite

Possibly.

But umpires are fair, trustworthy intermediaries here to ensure a fair game for all.

Slippin'Jimmy
05-02-2015, 07:36 PM
Part of the game I know, but I've had just about enough of the comebackers to the pitchers mound.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 07:36 PM
All the sudden Bryan Price looks 75 years old.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:39 PM
Pretty nice bruise on Marquis' forearm developing, ouch.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:41 PM
Rest assured the Reds have a crack medical staff. Our friend will get the attention he needs.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:41 PM
All the sudden Bryan Price looks 75 years old.
I was about to say the same thing...he looks like he has aged a lot since spring training.

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 07:43 PM
Possibly.

But umpires are fair, trustworthy intermediaries here to ensure a fair game for all.


So when did you turn into Lord Wellington Buzz Killington?

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 07:44 PM
Profanity filled tirades will age you just as quickly as smoking.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:44 PM
Have to hit it on the ground, Billy

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 07:46 PM
Rest assured the Reds have a crack medical staff. Our friend will get the attention he needs.

I see the lobotomy worked ;)

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 07:47 PM
Marquis better be sharp tonite

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:49 PM
Hard to tell if the forearm is effecting Marquis, or if this is just, you know, Jason Marquis.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:49 PM
Walks, walks, and more walks.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:49 PM
The Barve Batsmen are no match for the keen skill and chicanery of our bowlers!

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 07:50 PM
walking the 8 hole guy -- he of the .175 BA --- not a good idea

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:50 PM
The Barve Batsmen are no match for the keen skill and chicanery of our bowlers!

That was a wicked moogly

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:51 PM
I would have rather had Markakis than Byrd.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:53 PM
Right.........................................down .............................broadway.

I do hope Brantley (tm'd) that.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:53 PM
Marquis with 3 scoreless.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:54 PM
Marquis with 3 scoreless.

And like a fool I took the over

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:54 PM
See? I told you all would be well, friends!

And we're certain to see some men cross the plate during this parcel!

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:55 PM
I would have rather had Markakis than Byrd.
For one season, definitely, but the Braves have him for another 3 years after this. He's off to a solid start, but the .427 OBP ain't lasting, and his power has been non-existent.

Very bizarre to me that they signed him in the midst of a rebuild.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:57 PM
See? I told you all would be well, friends!

And we're certain to see some men cross the plate during this parcel!


I believe you have gotten into the doctor's supply of the tincture of laudanum.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 07:58 PM
Frazier needs a couple of days off.....really struggling.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:58 PM
My, that was a mighty hack!

These boys are giving us our money's worth this eve. Just look at them go!

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:58 PM
For one season, definitely, but the Braves have him for another 3 years after this. He's off to a solid start, but the .427 OBP ain't lasting, and his power has been non-existent.

Very bizarre to me that they signed him in the midst of a rebuild.


In the hope of flipping him for prospects at the deadline. Quite brilliant.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 07:58 PM
I believe you have gotten into the doctor's supply of the tincture of laudanum.

Yes!

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 07:59 PM
Solid D by Kelly Johnson.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 07:59 PM
My, that was a mighty hack!

These boys are giving us our money's worth this eve. Just look at them go!


Hopefully, they thought to bring torches to play once the sun goes down.

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 07:59 PM
Good effort there by Bruce. Running hard out of the box.

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:01 PM
DatLuckyDude...

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:01 PM
A run!!1

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:01 PM
Barves are gonna barve

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:01 PM
Yes!

I too have a craving for the poppy. A little bit does no harm and in fact can cure the humors.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:01 PM
Jay, See what happens when you go with the pitch instead of trying to pull everything.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:02 PM
Whoopee!

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:02 PM
A run!!1

7 more and I can still pay the mortgage for the month!

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:03 PM
Brandon "BillyHamilton" Phillips

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:03 PM
Brandon Phillips 2005 legs.

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:04 PM
*gasp*

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:04 PM
Byrd walk. Everyone do the Byrd walk.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:04 PM
Three straight nights with a Byrd walk.


:yikes:

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:05 PM
Three straight nights with a Byrd walk.


:yikes:

Byrds will haunt

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:06 PM
Another run!!

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:07 PM
I knew mighty Brayan would deliver a safety!

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:07 PM
Another run!!

Six more for no more work in my life time!

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:08 PM
C. Trent Rosecrans ‏@ctrent 45s45 seconds ago
Nice selection by @bravesorganist for Jason Marquis, ‘I’ve Been Everywhere’ by Johnny Cash

Kc61
05-02-2015, 08:08 PM
Pena needs to hit lead off.

Only half joking. Guy is getting on base.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:08 PM
Don't get kicked by the goat is my new favorite commercial slogan.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:08 PM
Amidst all the excitement I nearly soiled myself. I beg a brief pardon?

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 08:08 PM
Fun fact. Eric Stults actually was cast before Michael J. Fox to play Marty McFly. Now a professional baseball player. What a life.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/stolz_vs_fox-mcfly_9328.jpg

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 08:09 PM
Why am i worried thinking about our bullpen?

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:09 PM
Amidst all the excitement I nearly soiled myself. I beg a brief pardon?

Have your servant bring out new britches forsooth!

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:09 PM
One of my favorite Braves was Biff Pocoroba. I loved saying that name when I was a pre-teen. It sounded like a curse word.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:11 PM
Why am i worried thinking about our bullpen?

Because you have at least half a brain?

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One of my favorite Braves was Biff Pocoroba. I loved saying that name when I was a pre-teen. It sounded like a curse word.

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:11 PM
Pena needs to hit lead off.

Only half joking. Guy is getting on base.

As long as he is not worn down by overuse......he has been a great pickup.

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 08:11 PM
I think that's a compliment!

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:12 PM
Byrd man defense!

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One of my favorite Braves was Biff Pocoroba. I loved saying that name when I was a pre-teen. It sounded like a curse word.
Paul Assenmacher

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:12 PM
I think that's a compliment!

half of one

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:13 PM
Because you have at least half a brain?

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Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here.



Don't people just put you on ignore instead of asking you to leave around here?

I can usually tell when I try to engage in conversation and they respond to everyone else but me. Maybe I need to be more like the Big Lebowski and say more positive things?

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:14 PM
Byrd man defense!

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Paul Assenmacher


Even better. I do miss Jon Coungilitis? Even though he always rubbed me the wrong way, he really did a decent job during a bad pitching Reds era.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:14 PM
C. Trent Rosecrans ‏@ctrent 45s45 seconds ago
Nice selection by @bravesorganist for Jason Marquis, ‘I’ve Been Everywhere’ by Johnny Cash

If you are old like me, you would remember Hank Snow's version in 1962

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:15 PM
Marquis is pitching well tonight. No, seriously.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:15 PM
Don't people just put you on ignore instead of asking you to leave around here?

I can usually tell when I try to engage in conversation and they respond to everyone else but me. Maybe I need to be more like the Big Lebowski and say more positive things?


Biff Pocoroba

Biff Tannon from Back to the Future.

I was going with the Back to the Future response

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:15 PM
One of my favorite Braves was Biff Pocoroba. I loved saying that name when I was a pre-teen. It sounded like a curse word.

Have kept a Biff Pocaroba Topps card all these years for that very reason. Makes me smile.

mikesreds
05-02-2015, 08:16 PM
I am picturing a Marquis bobblehead!

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:16 PM
Even better. I do miss Jon Coungilitis? Even though he always rubbed me the wrong way, he really did a decent job during a bad pitching Reds era.

This might be the dirtiest post in RaisorZone history

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:16 PM
Billy adopted Byrd's "swing at the first pitch no matter what" approach.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:17 PM
Don't people just put you on ignore instead of asking you to leave around here?

I can usually tell when I try to engage in conversation and they respond to everyone else but me. Maybe I need to be more like the Big Lebowski and say more positive things?

FRIENDS! Silence! You'll miss great baseball engaging in such tomfoolery. Now pat each other on the duff and let's resume cheering on our team!

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:17 PM
Biff Pocoroba

Biff Tannon from Back to the Future.

I was going with the Back to the Future



I know Raisor. I was playing obtuse with you.

Billy Zane had great hair in that movie.

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 08:17 PM
Biff Pocoroba

Biff Tannon from Back to the Future.

I was going with the Back to the Future response

"It's leave. Make like a tree and leave!"

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:17 PM
Used to have a glass-top top desk at my office where I would slide various sports memoribilia/photos under. Had Biff Pocaroba, Skeeter Barnes and Curly Culp of NFL fame under there. Great conversation-starters. :)

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 08:18 PM
This might be the dirtiest post in RaisorZone history

On the verge of totally derailing this thread down the naughty path (even more so), but I will be mature tonight.

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 08:18 PM
Byrd man defense!

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Paul Assenmacher

Clay Dalrymple --- always hit me funny anyway

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:19 PM
I know Raisor. I was playing obtuse with you.

Billy Zane had great hair in that movie.

Billy Zane has great hair in every movie

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:20 PM
This inning would be a good time for one of those HR thingys we usually do.

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:20 PM
This might be the dirtiest post in RaisorZone history


No more filthy than this bullpen! :evil:

Like Jon C..... I don't want to overstay my welcome and stay down here too long. Which again...in reference to this bullpen and bench....might be something Walt J should look at.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:21 PM
This inning would be a good time for one of those HR thingys we usually do.

"We"?

I knew it! You're Skip Shumacker!!!

Wait, he doesn't homer.

Nevermind.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:21 PM
Frazier in a funk.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:21 PM
Funny baseball names. We're having fun! I admit I fell victim to a snicker or two upon mention of the fine former base baller affectionately named Motorboat Jones.

As a young boy in boarding school my mates called me "feather knickers." Never knew why but all in good fun I am certain.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:22 PM
only thing this game thread is missing is nate and gordy

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:22 PM
Used to have a glass-top top desk at my office where I would slide various sports memoribilia/photos under. Had Biff Pocaroba, Skeeter Barnes and Curly Culp of NFL fame under there. Great conversation-starters. :)


Curley Culp! I would have loved for him and Coy Bacon to play on the same DL together with Jerry Sherk.

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 08:22 PM
No more filthy than this bullpen! :evil:

Like Jon C..... I don't want to overstay my welcome and stay down here too long. Which again...in reference to this bullpen and bench....might be something Walt J should look at.

Walt J is a true gentleman. To even think he would do something like that...oh, you are taking about the bullpen. Sorry.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:23 PM
Funny baseball names. We're having fun! I admit I fell victim to a snicker or two upon mention of the fine former base baller affectionately named Motorboat Jones.

As a young boy in boarding school my mates called me "feather knickers." Never knew why but all in good fun I am certain.

What's a "motorboat"?

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:24 PM
Billy Zane has great hair in every movie


I thought his hair went away after Titanic? He looked like Lex Luthor in Zoolander. Then again he's not exactly working a lot lately.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:24 PM
Bruuuuuuuuce!


What a night! 2 triples!

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:24 PM
Two triples for Bruce. :thumbup:

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 08:24 PM
that was unusual Mr. Bruce

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:25 PM
Ah, the triple. The gentleman's home run.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:26 PM
Triple machine

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:26 PM
What's a "motorboat"?

Wait for "RZ After Dark..."

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:26 PM
Bruce has wheels. His legs are fine. He needs to talk to Frazier and tell him to so as well with RISP.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:26 PM
Ah, the triple. The gentleman's home run.

More civilized indeed. Tis a true sportsman who can keep a batted ball in play whilst gaining 3 bases to the good.

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:28 PM
Wait for "RZ After Dark..."

:thumbup: :laugh:

Tonight's special guest..... John Coltrane with Quincy Jones to lead the backup band.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:29 PM
The beauty of the gilded age. I'm listening to Don Sutton broadcast the Reds and Braves while in Albany NY

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:30 PM
No-No gone.

TheBigLebowski
05-02-2015, 08:30 PM
A bit of humor may now win the day.

What might one say happened to him should he become stricken with minor, uncontrolled muscle movements brought on by too much cheap American pizza?

He's had...Lil' Seizures!

Jolly!!!

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:31 PM
Bruce: First Redleg since Dmitri Young in 2000 with two 3-baggers in a game.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:33 PM
Wierd names.....Boof Bonser, Razor Shines

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:33 PM
Marquis gonna Marquis

2 run HR Maybin

4-2 game

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:33 PM
Bruce: First Redleg since Dmitri Young in 2000 with two 3-baggers in a game.

Dmitri Young triple=perpetual motion machine

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:33 PM
I remember Herm Winningham doing it in St. Louis in 1990. That park was big and had a nice bouncy turf. Hamilton could get 20 triples there.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:34 PM
Marquis gonna Marquis

2 run HR Maybin

4-2 game

Two more runs and I'm buying everyone a yacht!

kaldaniels
05-02-2015, 08:34 PM
Just hang on to this Marquis. Please.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 08:34 PM
Wierd names.....Boof Bonser, Razor Shines

WHO?

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:34 PM
Shutout gone.

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:34 PM
I don't want to be negative and I know Marquis is gonna Marquis..... but 4 runs should be enough against this very feeble hitting lineup.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:36 PM
WHO?

yeah! Who???

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I don't want to be negative and I know Marquis is gonna Marquis..... but 4 runs should be enough against this very feeble hitting lineup.

I'm rather hoping the final score is 6-2

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:39 PM
I like the Fox Sports 1 announcers for this game.

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Byrd man!! :jump:

5-2 Redlegs

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:39 PM
Buzz Capra.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:39 PM
I like the Fox Sports 1 announcers for this game.

Your bearded Joey avatar is mesmerizing

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:39 PM
I like May Byrd a lot more than April Byrd.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:40 PM
Byrd flew away

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:40 PM
Flip the Byrd

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:40 PM
Byrd man rising.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:41 PM
One more run, and I'm getting a massage

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 08:42 PM
I like May Byrd a lot more than April Byrd.

You may like May Byrd but you're gonna june June Byrd

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:43 PM
If the Reds or the Braves can push one more run across, my 20 bucks turns into 24 bucks.

Just. Like. That.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:43 PM
Byrd & Bruce showing signs of life, but Hamilton & Frazier going the opposite way.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:44 PM
Byrd & Bruce showing signs of life, but Hamilton & Frazier going the opposite way.
Frazier will be fine, Billy...is a concern.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 08:45 PM
If the Reds or the Braves can push one more run across, my 20 bucks turns into 24 bucks.

Just. Like. That.

So not real yachts...wish I wouldn't have sold my other boat.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:46 PM
So not real yachts...wish I wouldn't have sold my other boat.

I'm sorry, that's 20 billion turns into 24 billion.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:48 PM
Frazier will be fine, Billy...is a concern.

Billy rhymes with Wily by the way

757690
05-02-2015, 08:48 PM
I like the Fox Sports 1 announcers for this game.


Big improvement over ESPN crew. Former Reds #1 pick CJ Nitcowski is the color guy, not sure who the play by play guy is.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:48 PM
Second straight 2 hit night for Cozart.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:49 PM
Second straight 2 hit night for Cozart.

Just to piss off Chuckie

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:49 PM
Break up the Astros....going for their 9th win in a row, leading SEA 9-3, 5th inning

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:50 PM
Frazier! :jump:

6-2 Redlegs

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:50 PM
Big improvement over ESPN crew. Former Reds #1 pick CJ Nitcowski is the color guy, not sure who the play by play guy is.


Shilling, while full of knowledge is also hard to,listen to. He was also clearly rooting for the Cardinals in that Sunday Night game....or maybe I was being paranoid.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:50 PM
Just to piss off Chuckie
That's the only reason why anybody does anything.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:51 PM
Ice cream's on me!!!!!

Frazier hits a lot of HR while slumping

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 08:51 PM
Frazier will be fine, Billy...is a concern.


All right Krisken! Please tell us.... Will the bullpen hold them tonight?

Raisor
05-02-2015, 08:52 PM
all right krisken! Please tell us.... Will the bullpen hold them tonight?

release the krisken!!!!!

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 08:52 PM
Two more runs and I'm buying everyone a yacht!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xSV-BO4ILY

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:54 PM
Marquis gonna Marquis :/

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:55 PM
You may like May Byrd but you're gonna june June Byrd

Three sisters?

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 08:56 PM
Thankyouverymuch, Andrelton.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 08:56 PM
I honestly don't remember seeing a runner hit by the ball, like, ever.

757690
05-02-2015, 08:56 PM
Second time today that a MLB runner was hit by batted ball.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 08:57 PM
Marquis gonna Marquis :/

3 runs on 5 hits in 6.1 innings. I'll take that any day from him.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 08:57 PM
Why are they taking him out? Runners hit by batted balls is part of Marquis game plan.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 08:58 PM
Mumbo Jumbo coming in

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:01 PM
If you're playing the Reds are on the Radio drinking game, Brantley with "Right down broadway" for the 87th time tonight. You are drunk.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:02 PM
Nice comeback for Jumbo.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:02 PM
Nobody looks cool doing the tomahawk chop.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:02 PM
I'm not nervous at all!!!

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:03 PM
Cingrani coming in, Boesch replacing Bruce.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:03 PM
Nobody looks cool doing the tomahawk chop.

My girlfriend in college did.

Very cool.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:03 PM
I'm not nervous at all!!!

It sure got quiet when Jumbo came in.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 09:03 PM
Good heavens.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:04 PM
Cingrani coming in, Boesch replacing Bruce.

"boesch" is the sound that is made when Broxton puts on his pants.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 09:04 PM
Cingrani coming in, Boesch replacing Bruce.

Easy. Confidence in the bullpen. No way we'll need more offense. Oh, you changed it, now I look dumb.

Slippin'Jimmy
05-02-2015, 09:06 PM
Big improvement over ESPN crew. Former Reds #1 pick CJ Nitcowski is the color guy, not sure who the play by play guy is.

Watching the game on a scrambled channel on mute would be better than watching anything on that network.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:06 PM
the google ad at the top of this page with the 90 year old built like Chip is freaking me out.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:07 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1668321/cingranisnarl.gif

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:07 PM
Nice work Tony C!

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 09:07 PM
I thought Goose Gosslin hit the ball inside out and normally where Phillips would be.....instead he was positioned more up the middle

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:08 PM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1668321/cingranisnarl.gif



Hulk smash!

Tony Cloninger
05-02-2015, 09:08 PM
Wholly Buzz Capra!! Way to go Tony C.....and I don't mean me.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:11 PM
Great. Marty is spelling things now. I guess he didn't want Brantley to know what he was saying.

Slippin'Jimmy
05-02-2015, 09:11 PM
You may not look cool doing the tomahawk chop...but you look kinda ridiculous in those Mr. Redlegs hats.

50YrRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:11 PM
just a bit outside

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:13 PM
I don't think Marty understood the Ask Marty question.

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 09:15 PM
I don't think Marty understood the Ask Marty question.

Nope.

KronoRed
05-02-2015, 09:17 PM
Are these guys Braves homers? They are terrible.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 09:19 PM
Alright, this isn't related to Reds at all but I got a question. Anyone ever seen pro ballplayers selling stuff to kids during games?

I was at a AAA game last night, the Round Rock Express and the Nashville Sounds. There was a pitcher for the Sounds in the bullpen selling what looked like little medallions to kids. I couldn't quite make out what he was giving the kids but I clearly saw them reaching over the rail and handing him bills. By the time I made it over there I saw him tell a kid he didn't have any more and I didn't have the balls? I don't know but I didn't ask him what he was selling. Just seemed strange. Is it just me? Anyone seen this before?

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:20 PM
The Barves just got Cingrani'd

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:20 PM
Cingrani is good.

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:21 PM
Tony C looking good.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:21 PM
Alright, this isn't related to Reds at all but I got a question. Anyone ever seen pro ballplayers selling stuff to kids during games?

I was at a AAA game last night, the Round Rock Express and the Nashville Sounds. There was a pitcher for the Sounds in the bullpen selling what looked like little medallions to kids. I couldn't quite make out what he was giving the kids but I clearly saw them reaching over the rail and handing him bills. By the time I made it over there I saw him tell a kid he didn't have any more and I didn't have the balls? I don't know but I didn't ask him what he was selling. Just seemed strange. Is it just me? Anyone seen this before?

Minor league baseball is a different beast.

They were probably dime bags.

757690
05-02-2015, 09:22 PM
I'll keep asking this.

How can anyone watch Cingrani pitch, then watch Gregg pitch, and think Gregg is a better setup man?

757690
05-02-2015, 09:23 PM
Tortured Baby Cow in to pitch for the Braves.

UPRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:24 PM
Cingrani is good.

Now that is an 8th inning guy!! Like how Price used for last out of the 7th!!!

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:25 PM
Tortured Baby Cow in to pitch for the Braves.


I recently had meatballs I didn't know were veal until after I ate them.

They were sooooooo gooooood.

I feel horrible about it.

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:25 PM
Good eye for Mr Boesch

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 09:25 PM
Minor league baseball is a different beast.

They were probably dime bags.

9037

Does this look like a man that would sell dime bags to kids?

Before you answer, know there is the most glorious curly, red mohawk you've ever seen under that hat.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:26 PM
ok, Meth

BluegrassRedleg
05-02-2015, 09:26 PM
Wife dispatching me on Rx run in the 9th inning. Someone A(roll)dis for me tonight, por favor. :)

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:26 PM
The Cubs fans sitting behind me last Sunday kept saying Frazier looked like an accountant. They thought that was funny each...and every...single...time they said it.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:26 PM
Would probably do some good for both players if Boesch got some more starts against righties in place of Byrd.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:29 PM
Would probably do some good for both players if Boesch got some more starts against righties in place of Byrd.

sure, just when Byrd is getting hot.

Slippin'Jimmy
05-02-2015, 09:29 PM
The Cubs fans sitting behind me last Sunday kept saying Frazier looked like an accountant. They thought that was funny each...and every...single...time they said it.

Life looks different through aviators

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 09:30 PM
Would probably do some good for both players if Boesch got some more starts against righties in place of Byrd.

I'm thinking CF --- when does the idea of Cozart leading off become a viable thought? BH is not getting it done there --- sadly

correction - Cozart hitting 4th :rolleyes:

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:30 PM
Anyone else notice that Marty has been slurring words a bit more?

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:30 PM
Cozart! :jump:

8-3 Redlegs! Have a night Cozy!

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:31 PM
Cozy!!! HR. 8-3

Kc61
05-02-2015, 09:31 PM
sure, just when Byrd is getting hot.

I think the guy who needs a re-boot about now is Billy Hamilton.

Too anxious at the plate. Needs some time to get things together.

What's with Cozart?

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:31 PM
Zacky!

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:31 PM
Dang! Where is this Cozart power coming from? I like it and hope it continues.

Wonderful Monds
05-02-2015, 09:31 PM
literally what the **** has gotten into Cozart?

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:32 PM
Cozart! :jump:

8-3 Redlegs! Have a night Cozy!

Chuckie just Elvised his TV

BCubb2003
05-02-2015, 09:32 PM
Zacadeus!

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:33 PM
Out of slam range.

Razor Shines
05-02-2015, 09:33 PM
Dang! Where is this Cozart power coming from? I like it and hope it continues.

I think I saw him buying something from a pitcher in the Nashville Sounds bullpen last night.

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 09:33 PM
Veal is very tasty tonight

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:34 PM
Veal got served.

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:34 PM
Chuckie just Elvised his TV

Nah, he was out looking for a backup 1st baseman.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:34 PM
literally what the **** has gotten into Cozart?
He must have googled Paul Janish decided it would be a most unfortunate fate.

Kc61
05-02-2015, 09:34 PM
Cozart still not drawing walks.

But his iso power is way, way up.

Great work this off-season by Zack to figure things out.

Red Raindog
05-02-2015, 09:35 PM
Anyone else notice that Marty has been slurring words a bit more?

I assumed he was just speaking in cursive

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:36 PM
literally what the **** has gotten into Cozart?

Eugenio Suarez became Cozart's memento mori.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:36 PM
Gregggggggggggggggggggggg

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:37 PM
Gregg!? Why?

757690
05-02-2015, 09:38 PM
I would love to eat crow and have Gregg close out a win for Marquis tonight.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:38 PM
Price is a genius, he's trying to get Chapman a save opportunity

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:38 PM
Gregg K's the first hitter. Hold your breath though.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:39 PM
That looked like strike 3 to me, but it's ball 4 to Simmons.

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:39 PM
Simmons walks. Close 3-2 pitch.

Kc61
05-02-2015, 09:41 PM
That looked like strike 3 to me, but it's ball 4 to Simmons.

Gregg seems to be throwing well tonight.

Use of Cingrani in the leveraged spot, and Gregg in this spot, good pen management tonight by Price.

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:41 PM
Peterson GO to Joey Two out.

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:41 PM
2 gone. Breathe.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:42 PM
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:43 PM
That's our Gregg! :dunno:

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:43 PM
Get Chappy in there. Or not.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:43 PM
Peterson GO to Joey Two out.


Joey Two Out his native American name?

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:43 PM
Maybin singles and Simmons scores 8-4 now. Time for the Missile.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:44 PM
Price is a genius, he's trying to get Chapman a save opportunity

ahem

Tom Servo
05-02-2015, 09:44 PM
We're good again! :beerme:

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:45 PM
And this one belongs to the Reds!

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Joey Two Out his native American name?

Very Native American.

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:45 PM
Gregg ERA moves up to 8.10. Reds win, Reds win.

757690
05-02-2015, 09:45 PM
Marquis is Reds stopper and Ace. 3-1.

NebraskaRed
05-02-2015, 09:46 PM
Marquis gets his 3rd W. Just as the prophecy foretold.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:46 PM
We're good again! :beerme:

speak for yourself.

I'm never not good.

cumberlandreds
05-02-2015, 09:46 PM
Marquis is now 3-1. Leads the Reds in wins.

Raisor
05-02-2015, 09:47 PM
How does Cingrani get the gift certificate over Cozart!?

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:49 PM
Let's hope that Cueto has another good game and we get some runs. A 3-1 series win as we head to Paranoia City.

757690
05-02-2015, 09:51 PM
How does Cingrani get the gift certificate over Cozart!?

Keeping up the Old Lefthander's tradition. It always goes to a pitcher.

WVRedsFan
05-02-2015, 09:55 PM
Reds now tied for third, two games behind the Cubs and 5.5 behind you know who.