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klw
07-24-2015, 04:35 PM
Phillips 4,
Votto 3,
Frazier 5
Bruce 9,
Byrd 7,
De Jesus 6,
Barnhart 2,
DeSclafani 1
Hamilton 8

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 04:56 PM
DeJesus seems to hit a lot of solid shots....would like Suarez in there everyday

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 07:34 PM
Pedro Alvarez just hit one in the river off of Scherzer

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 08:28 PM
Pedro Alvarez just hit one in the river off of Scherzer

I was watching when he hit it....dumb announcer was talking about perfect games and no hitters in the 2nd inning

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 08:47 PM
Reds up & down with no threat in the first

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 08:49 PM
I just knew that George would be the announcer in Colorado.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 08:53 PM
Is it me or is Thom's penchant for man-love rubbing off on Chris? He's started slobbering over LeMahieu already.

KittyDuran
07-24-2015, 08:55 PM
Is it me or is Thom's penchant for man-love rubbing off on Chris? He's started slobbering over LeMahieu already.Hey! This is a family board! ;)

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 08:57 PM
George: "Nice pick by DeJesus." Uhhhhh...

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Hey! This is a family board! ;)

:evil:

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 08:57 PM
Thom and George should battle it out at WrestleMania next year with the loser forced to retire.

757690
07-24-2015, 08:58 PM
So Reds fans hate both Grande's folksy optimism, and Thom's cynical rants? Tough crowd.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 08:58 PM
George: "Nice pick by DeJesus." Uhhhhh...

De Jesus is white. He just is.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 08:58 PM
Thom and George should battle it out at WrestleMania next year with the loser forced to retire.

Battle to the death, and the winner has to retire. :D

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:00 PM
So Reds fans hate both Grande's folksy optimism, and Thom's cynical rants? Tough crowd.
That's why I like Kelch, he's the middle ground and just calls the action.

Really my only problem with George is just his excitement when the other team does something well. I can handle the niceties and cliches.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 09:01 PM
Reds left their bats in Cincinnati.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:02 PM
So Reds fans hate both Grande's folksy optimism, and Thom's cynical rants? Tough crowd.

It'd be nice if George would interrupt his folksy optimism by letting the viewers know, for instance, that there's a shift on. Or even pay attention enough to realize it himself.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:03 PM
Honestly, I think some announcers who weren't on the wrong side of the retirement age would be a nice change of pace. Don't we all agree?

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 09:04 PM
Reds left their bats in Cincinnati.

Can we send Price back to look for them?

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:14 PM
26 pitches for Butler through 3 innings.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:16 PM
26 pitches for Butler through 3 innings.Gotta be aggressive against a guy who came in with more walks than K's.

You know he'll be pounding the zone.

757690
07-24-2015, 09:17 PM
It'd be nice if George would interrupt his folksy optimism by letting the viewers know, for instance, that there's a shift on. Or even pay attention enough to realize it himself.

To be fair, that's Chris's job. But you're right, the really good play by play guys notice stuff like that.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:19 PM
George and Chris also in favor of the slippery slope to a nanny state.

Kc61
07-24-2015, 09:19 PM
Reds left their bats in Cincinnati.

All season.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:19 PM
Uh oh, George is also in favor of the slipper slope to the Nanny State.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:22 PM
George and Chris also in favor of the slippery slope to a nanny state.http://treasure.diylol.com/uploads/post/image/516292/resized_y-u-no-meme-generator-y-u-no-stop-reading-my-mind-259c32.jpg

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:22 PM
Happy to hear Grande as Thom is just awful.

Then sure enough Welsh brings up some crap when LeMahieu came up. I get so sick of the battle every time the Reds face someone with a good 2nd baseman....which is basically everyone since Dan Uggla. Quit insulting everyone.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:23 PM
Disco looking pretty good so far.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:23 PM
Disco looking pretty good so far.

I would like to jinx proof this post.

Sabo Fan
07-24-2015, 09:24 PM
Anybody else think the cameraman didn't give a rip about showing the folks who got the foul ball from Byrd? I'd say he was focused elsewhere based on the time they stuck with that shot.

These are the things I notice during games in a lost season.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:25 PM
Disco looking pretty good so far.http://i.imgur.com/uU392Px.gif

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:28 PM
Did you guys just hear about Frazier's jersey sales?

That's awesome.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:29 PM
Good job by Phillips to stay on the base....bad job by not knowing how good of an athlete Blackmon is. Many around baseball don't realize how fast and what kind of arm he has.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 09:30 PM
Yay! A run!

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:30 PM
Frazier RBI double after BP had doubled

1-0 Redlegs

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:30 PM
Frazier! 1-0 Reds on the RBI double.

"Boy did he rope that one!"

BluegrassRedleg
07-24-2015, 09:31 PM
Frazier is an XBH machine this season.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:32 PM
Did you guys just hear about Frazier's jersey sales?

That's awesome.

Too bad Thom isn't announcing, or I'm sure we'd hear about it another 582 times tonight.

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We got a run, though, so that's good!

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:33 PM
Too bad Thom isn't announcing, or I'm sure we'd hear about it another 582 times tonight."Brother let me tell ya, you know who sells some jerseys? FRAY-ZHA! Those sales are UNBELIEVABLE!"

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:33 PM
Too bad Thom isn't announcing, or I'm sure we'd hear about it another 582 times tonight.

Nah....he'd start talking about Darwin Barney undeservingly being in Middletown.

klw
07-24-2015, 09:33 PM
Do the Reds know they are allowed to take a strike?

Banshee
07-24-2015, 09:34 PM
So Reds fans hate both Grande's folksy optimism, and Thom's cynical rants? Tough crowd.

When the reds are/were good, I prefer Grande and his sunny attitude. When they're bad...? Just mute the TV and put on some tunes, both are tough to handle imo.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:35 PM
"He hits it...it's going kinda far (yawns) it's deep and it's gone....Todd Frazier hits a grand slam (yawns again) and the Reds win in the 13th.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:35 PM
What this team really needs is a different personality. It doesn't feel like they're a team, but rather a collection of players. I mean, I love the guys, but I hope more than just trades are made to change the team.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:37 PM
Byrd just made Butler throw more pitches to him in one AB than any of the first three entire innings, or at least it seems that way.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:38 PM
I like when the Reds play in Pittsburgh and they pair up Grande with Sean Casey and they spend the whole game tickling each other.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:38 PM
Nobody (messes) with De Jesus! 2 run double!

3-0 Redlegs

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:38 PM
De Jesus is just alright with me, De Jesus is just alright!

3-0 Reds on Ivan's 2-run double

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:39 PM
DeJesus hits everything hard...I like

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:39 PM
Byrd just made Butler throw more pitches to him in one AB than any of the first three entire innings, or at least it seems that way.

Butler:
26 pitches to get 9 outs
27 pitches to get 2 outs

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:45 PM
Frazier in the last few games has returned to his better defense that he played most of last year

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:46 PM
Loving this Frazier guy. He can play a little bit.

Now, that Kyle Schwarber, he's a baseball player, let me tell you!

Banshee
07-24-2015, 09:48 PM
Disco is a raging inferno through 4 so far.
9497

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:48 PM
Loving this Frazier guy. He can play a little bit.

Now, that Kyle Schwarber, he's a baseball player, let me tell you!
And between innings we had a chance to meet his father. What a great guy.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:53 PM
Nomar?

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:54 PM
Hey George watch Jose Iglesias....I think he can maybe throw sidearm SMH

The Operator
07-24-2015, 09:54 PM
Nomar?I remember when he was the dude.

Too bad he didn't have the longevity of Jeter or A-Rod.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:55 PM
Grande: "Other than a guy who retired 10 years ago, have you seen anyone of this era..."

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:56 PM
Nomar?

You know Nomar, a shortstop of this era.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 09:56 PM
Nomar?
I preferred the line before the play of "When Billy gets the ball on the ground, the chances are better than 50/50 that he'll get on"

>Billy grounds to short
>is thrown out

Razor Shines
07-24-2015, 09:57 PM
Discnofani looks pretty sharp out there tonaught.

Kc61
07-24-2015, 09:57 PM
Just don't let Hoover pitch to Drew Stubbs, assuming he's still a Rockie.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:58 PM
I remember when he was the dude.

Too bad he didn't have the longevity of Jeter or A-Rod.

Ran out of teh roidz

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 09:59 PM
Discnofani looks pretty sharp out there tonaught.

I will also jinx proof this one

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 09:59 PM
I preferred the line before the play of "When Billy gets the ball on the ground, the chances are better than 50/50 that he'll get on"

>Billy grounds to short
>is thrown out

Um, I'm absolutely positive that Grande doesn't have a clue that he can actually look that up:



Split G GS PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB ROE BAbip tOPS+ sOPS+
Ground Balls 62 96 96 24 3 0 0 4 0 0 .250 .250 .281 .531 27 2 0 0 0 0 1 .250 88 109
Fly Balls 46 61 59 6 1 0 1 5 0 0 .102 .098 .169 .268 10 0 0 0 2 0 0 .083 -6 9
Line Drives 58 82 81 32 2 3 2 13 0 0 .395 .390 .568 .958 46 0 0 0 1 0 0 .375 237 16
Bunts 26 28 20 8 0 0 0 1 0 0 .400 .400 .400 .800 8 0 0 8 0 0 0 .400 183 102

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:00 PM
Infielder arms better than Tulo's.....all-time go:

I'll say Shawon Dunston and Ken Caminiti

Razor Shines
07-24-2015, 10:02 PM
Looks like I'll be getting some more McDonald's coupons (as per our arrangement) in the mail from one Homer Bailey.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:02 PM
Damn, mistake pitch to Hundley and it's an RBI triple.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:03 PM
Oh Georgie...

Ball is already to the wall - "Did he? Did he? Oh no, he didn't!"

Razor Shines
07-24-2015, 10:04 PM
Oh Georgie...

Ball is already to the wall - "Did he? Did he? Oh no, he didn't!"

"Did he? Did he? I assume John Woo's here and that's just a dove bouncing around behind him, where in the H is the ball?"

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:05 PM
LOL Reds

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:05 PM
well that didn't work

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:07 PM
And now a Blackmon RBI single

3-2 game

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:08 PM
LOL Rockies

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:08 PM
aaaaand crap

tie game

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:08 PM
well that didn't work

Should be the official title of the 2015 season

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:08 PM
aaaaand crap

tie game
Not so fast

Razor Shines
07-24-2015, 10:08 PM
Haha

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:09 PM
Communication issues no bueno

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:09 PM
Not so fast
I'm embarassed, but at least I'm not Eddie Butler

Kc61
07-24-2015, 10:09 PM
Disco getting hit hard. Rockies pitcher falls down - twice - and thrown out at home.

Strange things.

SirFelixCat
07-24-2015, 10:09 PM
Don't see a guy stumble and fall twice. Whew. Be smart here!

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:10 PM
That was as lucky as Frazier's ball was unlucky the other day

Razor Shines
07-24-2015, 10:10 PM
Disco getting hit hard. Rockies pitcher falls down - twice - and thrown out at home.

Strange things.

Like Buzz Lightyear realizing he's just a toy.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:10 PM
Generous call on strike two to Tulo.

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 10:11 PM
Don't see a guy stumble and fall twice. Whew. Be smart here!

if he was a Red he would be hurt and out for the year

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:12 PM
Batter reaches 2nd before Butler made it to 3rd???? He should've been able to jog home with a scratch of instincts. Lord that was a huge huge break

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:12 PM
if he was a Red he would be hurt and out for the year


But only after spending 13 days on the active roster being "available."

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:12 PM
Yes....OUTSTANDING job by Bruce????????

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:13 PM
But only after spending 13 days on the active roster being "available.""He can't pitch right now, it hurts his arm too bad. But we think he's still valuable as a pinch runner."

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:13 PM
Scored it a single? A ball off the wall that the batter reaches 2nd easily is a single.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:14 PM
Ramon Santiago was released from the Blue Jays AAA club.

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:15 PM
if he was a Red he would be hurt and out for the year

Then spend the next year getting rehabbed on the Reds' dime before signing with the Cardinals for his career year.

Kc61
07-24-2015, 10:15 PM
Disco v. Tulo.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:15 PM
so that inning could have gone better, but it also could have gone worse.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:16 PM
"He can't pitch right now, it hurts his arm too bad. But we think he's still valuable as a pinch runner."

And when they finally were no longer in need of his pinch running skills, they'd place him on the DL, send a bench player down and bring up 2 pitchers. For Price's comfort, of course.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 10:17 PM
I don't think 3 runs will win this game.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:17 PM
And when they finally were no longer in need of his pinch running skills, they'd place him on the DL, send a bench player down and bring up 2 pitchers. For Price's comfort, of course.I think Price is slowly working his way toward being the landmark manager to pioneer the 17-man pitching staff.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:19 PM
so that inning could have gone better, but it also could have gone worse.

I've had the same thing said to me in bed.

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I think Price is slowly working his way toward being the landmark manager to pioneer the 17-man pitching staff.

18. Lorenzen and Cingrani can split time in the outfield when they're not pitching. It would have been 19 but Leake is about to be traded.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:19 PM
so that inning could have gone better, but it also could have gone worse.

They were so fortunate

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:20 PM
I've had the same thing said to me in bed.http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58080855.jpg

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:20 PM
Is that a single for Bruce?

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:20 PM
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58080855.jpg

Well, I was trying to keep it family friendly. :devil:

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:22 PM
Is that a single for Bruce?

If Hal Morris is honest with himself, he's saying he wouldn't have done any better.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:23 PM
Well, I was trying to keep it family friendly. :devil:LOL. I always have to be "that guy" at work.

Someone will make a double entendre and I of course have to jump in with "So that we're all on the same page, you're implying that..."

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:24 PM
How happy is George to have outlived the Best Damn Sports Show Period?

Kc61
07-24-2015, 10:24 PM
The patented lead off double, man left on base, no runs scored Reds half inning.

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 10:25 PM
so that inning could have gone better

fixed it for you for the Reds' half inning

Big Klu
07-24-2015, 10:26 PM
How happy is George to have outlived the Best Damn Sports Show Period?

Man, I forgot all about that show!

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:27 PM
now it's a tie game

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:28 PM
So lucky last inning....Disco throwing BP a bit

SirFelixCat
07-24-2015, 10:30 PM
Disco has become a piņata in the last inning. Glad he only gave up one. BP time in the 7th on, IMO.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:30 PM
Corey Dickerson with a rare out against the Reds

mbgrayson
07-24-2015, 10:31 PM
Five pitch inning there for Disco. Too bad that included a CarGo HR....

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:33 PM
some jamoke pitching for the Rockies

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 10:35 PM
some jamoke pitching for the Rockies

jamoke K's BH

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:35 PM
I'm still having trouble....can someone explain to me (so I can disagree wholeheartedly) about how LeMahieu was only given a single on that crazy play where the pitcher fell down? Replay shows pitcher wiped out on ground, Blackmon on 3rd and LeMahieu 1 step from second when the throw hits Phillips' glove.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:36 PM
I didn't realize The Rockies had "The Dude" hidden away in their bullpen.

http://chssoccer.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dude-hands.jpg

BCubb2003
07-24-2015, 10:36 PM
Maybe he's more of a jabroni.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:37 PM
Boy, Rockies bullpen numbers even worse than The Reds.

Movable object, meet stoppable force.

BCubb2003
07-24-2015, 10:38 PM
I'm still having trouble....can someone explain to me (so I can disagree wholeheartedly) about how LeMahieu was only given a single on that crazy play where the pitcher fell down? Replay shows pitcher wiped out on ground, Blackmon on 3rd and LeMahieu 1 step from second when the throw hits Phillips' glove.

Could the fact that no one covered first have something to do with it?

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:38 PM
I didn't realize The Rockies had "The Dude" abiding in their bullpen.

http://chssoccer.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dude-hands.jpg

Fixed that for you.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:39 PM
DatDudeJV singles.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:39 PM
"sneaks past Arenado"

nowhere near Arenado

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:40 PM
By my count, Non Elite is has been on base 12 of his last 14 plate appearances.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:40 PM
"sneaks past Arenado"

nowhere near ArenadoLet's hope Frazier gets another XBH and Votto "scampers" home.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:41 PM
"sneaks past Arenado"

nowhere near Arenado

It was *puts on sunglasses* in the same ballpark.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:43 PM
Latroy Hawkins up in the pen.

Isn't that dude like 50 now?

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:44 PM
Reliever walks batter after getting ahead 0-2. Price on the phone asking Walt to pick him up to be the 14th man on the pitching staff.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:44 PM
It was *puts on sunglasses* in the same ballpark.http://media1.giphy.com/media/v9rfTQBNqdsSA/giphy.gif

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:48 PM
Latroy Hawkins up in the pen.

Isn't that dude like 50 now?

42 with a 20+ year career and counting:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hawkila01.shtml

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:49 PM
Drew Stubbs lurks on deck.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:49 PM
In Latroy Hawkins' first game ....some of the other players included Andy Van Slyke, Kevin Maas and Matt Nokes

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:50 PM
42 with a 20+ year career and counting:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hawkila01.shtmlHe's definitely had his moments. He'll have quite the MLB pension check.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:50 PM
Uncle!

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:50 PM
Drew Stubbs lurks on deck.

Well if he scores the Reds always win

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 10:52 PM
In Latroy Hawkins' first game ....some of the other players included Andy Van Slyke, Kevin Maas and Matt Nokes

If none of them were from Middletown, nobody cares.

BCubb2003
07-24-2015, 10:52 PM
It bugs me that the Rockies uniforms don't color in the spaces in the lettering of the names.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 10:53 PM
Someone is rocking the cleavage in the front row.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:53 PM
His 4th game had players: Chris Sabo, Mike Devereaux, Ron Karkovice and Tim Raines

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:53 PM
42 with a 20+ year career and counting:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hawkila01.shtml

I remember reading about him as a prospect. Must have been in Baseball Weekly.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:54 PM
Coors Field double?

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:54 PM
Don't know about leaving Disco in after that 2 out hit.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:56 PM
Coors Field double?

Yes, because a grounder through the infield and into the gap with a fast runner running never turns into a double in any other ballpark.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:56 PM
That is so dumb. So if a runner on 3rd holds on a bunt hit....it's not a hit? If Billy Hamilton hits a gapper and Cueto doesn't score from 1st....Hamilton can't get a triple.

Stupid

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:56 PM
chess match between two loser managers on two loser ballclubs

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 10:57 PM
Don't know about leaving Disco in after that 2 out hit.

What do you mean? Disco has at least 35 pitches left in that arm. No need to take a starter out before he reaches 120 pitches, especially when you only have 8 relievers in the pen.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:57 PM
Nice play BP.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 10:57 PM
DatDude tho

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:58 PM
Fortunate he was covering and skillful that he made the play cleanly. Thank God no Thom though.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 10:59 PM
chess match between two loser managers on two loser ballclubs

HEY! THAT'S NOT incorrect

The Operator
07-24-2015, 10:59 PM
chess match between two loser managers on two loser ballclubsCheckers at best.

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 11:00 PM
chess match between two loser managers on two loser ballclubs

Also known as a "titanic struggle" in Marty vernacular.

Banshee
07-24-2015, 11:00 PM
Byrdman 3 bagger!

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:01 PM
I feel bad for Hawkins. He lives in such a tiny little house.


http://www.celebritydetective.com/Celebrity_Homes_Latroy-Hawkins-Prosper-Texas.html

http://www.celebritydetective.com/pictures/LaTroy-Hawkins-house-Prosper-Texas.jpg

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 11:01 PM
"Fly ball to right field, ball curving...and it will fall...FIFTEEN FEET FAIR!!"

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:02 PM
Uh-oh. The dreaded man on third nobody out situation.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:02 PM
Also known as a "titanic struggle" in Marty vernacular.

Every game is a titanic struggle to Marty. Sometimes he's serious, other times not so much.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 11:02 PM
Also known as a "titanic struggle" in Marty vernacular.

You forgot the patented dramatic pause.

50YrRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:03 PM
Byrdman 3 bagger!

The Byrd flying around the bases!

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:04 PM
One out, Skippy will pinch hit with men on first and third.

Can the Reds do the impossible and score the man on third???????

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 11:04 PM
I feel bad for Hawkins. He lives in such a tiny little house.


http://www.celebritydetective.com/Celebrity_Homes_Latroy-Hawkins-Prosper-Texas.html

http://www.celebritydetective.com/pictures/LaTroy-Hawkins-house-Prosper-Texas.jpg

So small he didn't even have enough space for separate basketball and tennis courts. The horror. #firstworldproblems

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 11:05 PM
One out, Skippy will pinch hit with men on first and third.

Can the Reds do the impossible and score the man on third???????

They've been consistent in this situation all season. Why change now?

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 11:05 PM
Can the Reds do the impossible and score the man on third???????

It would be right up there with Rocky defeating Ivan Dragov.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:06 PM
http://www.americansoda.co.uk/media/wysiwyg/skippy.jpg

Banshee
07-24-2015, 11:07 PM
Gritty misplayed flyball double, 4-3 redlegs!

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:07 PM
In Hawkins' first year....Ozzie Smith was on the all-star team and Von Hayes was top 10 in games played lol

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:07 PM
Skippy found Waldo!

4-3 Reds on ground rule double.

50YrRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:07 PM
I feel bad for Hawkins. He lives in such a tiny little house.


http://www.celebritydetective.com/Celebrity_Homes_Latroy-Hawkins-Prosper-Texas.html

http://www.celebritydetective.com/pictures/LaTroy-Hawkins-house-Prosper-Texas.jpg

Poor bastard.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:07 PM
Byrdman 3 bagger!

Well actually it was only a single because I tripped and fell down going into the kitchen

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:08 PM
I knew that .217 pinch hitter would scare Hawk into giving it up...

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:09 PM
Oh lord. The LOLz

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:10 PM
jesus h christ

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:10 PM
Christ Billy.....YOU ARENT GOING FOR A HIT!!!!!! It's a SUICIDE. Smh

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:10 PM
Folks. Billy is a liability more than 75% of the time. He can't continue to be an automatic out.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:10 PM
Squeeze with a guy who is not a good bunter.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:11 PM
Again....stronger IF arms than Tulo? Go

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 11:11 PM
I remember reading about him as a prospect. Must have been in Baseball Weekly.

I'm certain I read about him in this magazine.9498

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:11 PM
thanks billy

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:11 PM
Squeeze with a guy who is not a good bunter.

I'm confident I could've at least stood in their and fouled it off.

757690
07-24-2015, 11:12 PM
Squeeze with a guy who is not a good bunter.

And a lefty hitter. Much harder to execute, the catcher can see everything, not that that matter that time.

corkedbat
07-24-2015, 11:13 PM
Hamilton needs to go. If you can't bat any higher than ninth, at least be able to bunt a fastball.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:13 PM
The squeeze was a silly call and the execution was typical. Good grief.

WrongVerb
07-24-2015, 11:14 PM
Well, guys I hate to leave this love fest, but it's time to join the little woman at the gym (I'm on the left coast). Y'all have a good night.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:14 PM
Oh man, Hoover in Coors. Didn't go so well last year.

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:14 PM
Again....stronger IF arms than Tulo? Go

Manny Trillo.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:15 PM
Hamilton needs to go. If you can't bat any higher than ninth, at least be able to bunt a fastball.That gimmick of batting him 9th just doesn't work.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:16 PM
Squeeze with a guy who is not a good bunter.Bryan Price:


http://bookreviewstation.com/wp-content/themes/grido/themify/img.php?src=http://bookreviewstation.com/public_html/bookreviewstation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/image-for-blog-4.png&w=670&h=

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:16 PM
The squeeze was a silly call and the execution was typical. Good grief.

Little ball in Coors is usually unnecessary.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:17 PM
Golod job, Hoover. You've finally figured out what you were doing last year

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:17 PM
Hoover regressing.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2011/10/facepalm.jpg

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
Oh man, Hoover in Coors. Didn't go so well last year.

you and your -- oh crap -- there was no chance you'd be wrong there

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
Yeah,Hoover doesn't have it tonight.

SirFelixCat
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2011/10/facepalm.jpg

Sad but true.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
13th page of the game thread. Never fails.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:18 PM
lol just kill me

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
Sell.

Gandalf the Red
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
I feel like I've seen this movie more times than Star Wars.

50YrRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
Sell. NOW!

SirFelixCat
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
Why, God? Why? Why can we not live in a city where we can win? WHY?!?

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
oh yeah, this is officially peak 2014 Hoover.

Red Raindog
07-24-2015, 11:19 PM
I give up == I'm not going to subject myself to this any more tonight

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:20 PM
Arenado didn't play that right at all...good hustle by Phillips

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:20 PM
I feel like I've seen this movie more times than Star Wars.
We saw this most of the time last year with Hoover.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:20 PM
oh yeah, this is officially peak 2014 Hoover.NEVER trust Hoover...Never

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:21 PM
Here is where the unconventional way would be better. Tulo, Gonzo, Arenado....pitch Chapman in the 8th and let Hoover do pitchouts in the 9th

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:21 PM
smh

SirFelixCat
07-24-2015, 11:22 PM
Why can't we win a game where we live?!? Why.


DAMMIT!

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:22 PM
Great throw by Bruce.

Didn't get the runner, Rockies lead, but heck of a throw.

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:22 PM
That was the 3rd out

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:22 PM
http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/KKHIccCE0DU/mqdefault.jpg

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:22 PM
LaTroy going for the W

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:23 PM
Trade Hoover. Do us a favor. Yeah, I know he was good for two months, but he looks like he's found his sweet spot.

50YrRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:23 PM
On paper, the Reds should have been a competitive team. They just seem to choke under pressure.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:23 PM
Trade Hoover. Do us a favor. Yeah, I know he was good for two months, but he looks like he's found his sweets.

FIFY

Banshee
07-24-2015, 11:24 PM
Hoovered yet again. HE's BACK!

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:24 PM
Gonzo looked horrible on the 2-0 curve and then you throw a meat pitch. Why? Who calls the pitches?

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:24 PM
On paper, the Reds should have been a competitive team. They just seem to choke under pressure.

They are going to win it in the 9th silly wabbit

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:25 PM
I'm trying to keep perspective on Hoover, he was great until these last two outings...but it seems the mirage of the low K/9 rate and absurdly low HR/9 rate were bound to lead to trouble.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:25 PM
Gonzo looked horrible on the 2-0 curve and then you throw a meat pitch. Why? Who calls the pitches?

Hoover throws way too many fastballs...always has

Roy Tucker
07-24-2015, 11:26 PM
It's just one of those years. I've seen this movie before.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:26 PM
I'll bet -$1,000 that we win this game.

/Claven'd

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
Hoover throws way too many fastballs...always has

A fast ball with no movement....straight cheese.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
It's just one of those years. I've seen this movie before.

Yeah....definitely not suitable for kids

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
On paper, the Reds should have been a competitive team. They just seem to choke under pressure.

But only during baseball games. Otherwise, no problem.

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
I'll bet -$1,000 that we win this game.

/Claven'd Pete rose ain't walking through that door!!!

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:27 PM
A fast ball with no movement....straight cheese.

Well....his first 100 career appearances it was at least deceptively fast.

CarGo not impressed

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:28 PM
Well, we did always do well against Axford.

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:29 PM
Let's go all Opening Day 2011 on Axford here.

Banshee
07-24-2015, 11:29 PM
Vottomatic laughs at the Axe, HR!

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:29 PM
Hey guise....we have two really good glove men at 2nd

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
JOEY!

Tie ball game!!!

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
The Rockies have a Hoover too

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
Lol at Ax

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
That was a non-elite, selfish HR.

Roy Tucker
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
Someone wake up George.

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:30 PM
That Votto is so hot right now! :jump:

Banshee
07-24-2015, 11:31 PM
That was a non-elite, selfish HR.

Rally killer.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:31 PM
Amazing Joey. It's obvious we have three or four good players on this team. None of them are named Hoover, Hamilton, or Barnhart.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:31 PM
Who pitches the 9th? Go!

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:31 PM
The look on that Rockies fan's face when the ball bounces right in front of him was great.

Kinda "Oh god, here we go again." I've seen that a lot at GABP too.

Kc61
07-24-2015, 11:32 PM
Amazing Joey. It's obvious we have three or four good players on this team. None of them are named Hoover, Hamilton, or Barnhart.

Barnhart got three intentional walks tonight. Very unusual. So, there's that.

George Foster
07-24-2015, 11:32 PM
Lol at Axdoes Ax have a cut of the 1000 bet?��

The Operator
07-24-2015, 11:32 PM
That Votto is so hot right now! :jump:Agreed. He is quite an attractive man.

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:33 PM
Amazing Joey. It's obvious we have three or four good players on this team. None of them are named Hoover, Hamilton, or Barnhart.

Cueto
Chapman
Frazier
Votto

Is that all you're giving? And you said "or"....which one of those are you debating?

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:33 PM
does Ax have a cut of the 1000 bet?��

I'm going to have to google the Cliff Claven on Jeopardy it looks

Chip R
07-24-2015, 11:34 PM
Who pitches the 9th? Go!

Depends on if it's tied or the Reds are winning. If it's tied, you could theoretically send Hoover back out there.

WVRedsFan
07-24-2015, 11:35 PM
Cueto
Chapman
Frazier
Votto

Is that all you're giving? And you said "or"....which one of those are you debating?:)
Neither. Exaggerating...

Tom Servo
07-24-2015, 11:35 PM
All these years and George has no idea what 'blooped' and 'nubbed' mean in a baseball context

Ironman92
07-24-2015, 11:35 PM
http://youtu.be/botdmsQilnU