Be the last person to post on this thread

[westofyou]

I bet I know which one, too. And I agree, it is a pretty dumb thread.

Regressing to career norms.

[KronoRed]

I hereby officially announce the 2005 TeamCasey Dunce Award.

I just got back from work. Got there. Made coffee. Started reading my 150 emails. Something felt weird. I was the only car in the parking lot, but that isn't unusual because I go in so early.

Still felt weird.

Called security and asked them if today was a holiday.

It is.

I'm home now.

I'm an idiot.

Why is the 3rd a holiday? :confused:

At least you have a funny story now TC :D

[KronoRed]

i've been asleep for the last 23 hours...did i miss anything important?

I took over the world :devil:

[zombie-a-go-go]

http://www.atarihq.com/museum/nonatari/games/intv/rocky.jpg

[KronoRed]

We appreciate your noble effort. :D

Don't mock RL..he owns an x-wing fighter ya know ;)

[KronoRed]

(I'm having a "be kind to Krono day".)

Speaking of Krono. Holiday reprieve is over. I want to wish him well on the job hunt.

Thanks TC :)

[KronoRed]

She looks better in person, believe it or not. :mhcky21:

Word

As do all the RedsZone ladies :D

But I'm married..so I can't say that..well not a lot anyway ;) :D

[KronoRed]

Ah, the xB... everyone thinks its ugly but me...

http://www.scionofwallingford.com/img/xb_main.jpg

C'mon, income tax refund. Daddy needs a new set of wheels.

Ugliest car ever created

[KronoRed]

:dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn:

I'm just amazed.

The baseball side is good for giggles ;)

[MWM]

Regressing to career norms.

So true. On a side note, I never thought having that as my sig line would cause me problems.

Hey woy, was Big 10 Burrito around when you lived here? I'm hooked. That place is awesome.

[KronoRed]

Yo Z - how many times a week do you have to shave your head with a straight razor to keep it looking cool and neat?

That sounds...painfull

[westofyou]

Josh I saw that, in fact that site hasn't been doing much at all for me (except costing me a few bucks every month) I'm currently thinking about trying some drink coasters and maybe playing cards.

I'm not too interested in the selling of them individually as I am in creating a Line that could be sold to a larger company for production.

Anyway, thanks for the order, now I have to buy some more Laminate for the Bookmarks.

I havebeen putting that off.

[KronoRed]

Not as effective as the Crack diet, though.

That's expensive though

[KronoRed]

Krono

Join Date: 06-11-2003
Posts
Total Posts: 18,940 (33.11 posts per day)

I need to get that up to 50 a day ;)

[KronoRed]

Happy Anniversary!! Z :) :)

[westofyou]

So true. On a side note, I never thought having that as my sig line would cause me problems.

Hey woy, was Big 10 Burrito around when you lived here? I'm hooked. That place is awesome.

I never had Burrito until I moved to California.

The Burrito scene here in PDX is almost as bad as the Indian Food scene

[KronoRed]

I almost typed a PM out in here accidently..whoops :D

[TeamCasey]

Why is the 3rd a holiday? :confused:

At least you have a funny story now TC :D

Because the 1st fell on Saturday. I took vacation last week and thought Friday was the paid day off. It was Monday instead.

[KronoRed]

Burritos?

I like this sort of chat :D

[TeamCasey]

While on vacation, I accumulated 340,000 Pogo tokens. :MandJ:

Now that is SICK!

[KronoRed]

Because the 1st fell on Saturday. I took vacation last week and thought Friday was the paid day off. It was Monday instead.

Interesting, yet odd ;)

I'm just glad my bank was open today :D

[KronoRed]

While on vacation, I accumulated 340,000 Pogo tokens. :MandJ:

Now that is SICK!

Can you cash those in? :D

Like the new avatar :D

[Puffy]

24 starts up again this Sunday - 2 hours Sunday, then another 2 hours Monday night in its new time slot.

Puffy is stoked.

[KronoRed]

1/03/05 - MWM
1/02/05 - KronoRed
1/01/05 - RosieRed

[Puffy]

Alias also starts soon - but I don't watch that. But for those that do it has moved to Wednesdays and, I believe, it starts this Wednesday.

Enjoy.

[KronoRed]

We back to 3rd person speak? ;)

[TeamCasey]

I never cash them in ...... they're MINE ALL MINE !!!!!!

14,339,439!

No one ever wins anyway.

[TeamCasey]

WOY you need to alphabetize your players.

[KronoRed]

I feel happy knowing I've never watched 24, Survivor, ER or The Sopranos

[KronoRed]

I never cash them in ...... they're MINE ALL MINE !!!!!!

14,339,439!

No one ever wins anyway.

Can you use them for anything? :eek:

[Unassisted]

While on vacation, I accumulated 340,000 Pogo tokens. :MandJ:

Now that is SICK!I usually just get tired wrists when I spend time at Pogo. Maybe you can redeem your tokens for a carpal tunnel evaluation? ;)

[westofyou]

WOY you need to alphabetize your players.

They're listed here by that.


http://www.deadballart.com/players.htm

[TeamCasey]

I'm a Word Whomp fanatic.

I have no wrist left between that and Insaniquarium Deluxe.

I have no speakers left either.

[KronoRed]

Unassisted, your user name is not proper english ;)

[westofyou]

The little cat is on my monitor and the big cat is eyeing some birds out the window, the otherday he threw himself at an open screen trying to get a bird chomping on some suet hanging from the corner of the overhang.

Bounced right off the screen... which is now weaker. The bugger weighs about 15-16 pounds I expect him to rip through the screen at sometime

[zombie-a-go-go]

While on vacation, I accumulated 340,000 Pogo tokens. :MandJ:

Now that is SICK!

While on vacation I statted out four levels of a dungeon with < 380 keyed encounters and ~45 action-determinent encounters. And I painted 3 minis - a griffon, a hobgoblin sorcerer, and a paladin of St. Cuthbert.

[TeamCasey]

Zombie .... get a digital and share your stuff, Man!

[TeamCasey]

Miniature figures or canvasses?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Miniature figures or canvasses?

Figures. :thumbup:

[Puffy]

40 minutes until I go and pick up my lunch.

Yeah.

[zombie-a-go-go]

40 minutes until I go and pick up my lunch.

Yeah.

Go Team Puffy!

[zombie-a-go-go]

Ludacris, according to Ludacris, is "hotter than Nevada."

Just sayin'.

[Puffy]

I have work to do - I just don't want to do any of it. I need to win the lottery.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I know that hate is a strong word, not to be bandied about like a midget on dwarf-bowling night, but I hate fine-point pens.

[Puffy]

Is Chip still in Iowa?? Who in the blue hell would want to stay in Iowa for that long??? Thats akin to making someone watch a Golden Girls marathan for 8 days straight.

[Puffy]

I've never been dwarf-bowling.

Just sayin'

[zombie-a-go-go]

Do you think it's ever acceptable to spit on someone?

[MWM]

Do you think it's ever acceptable to spit on someone?

I'd spit on Scott Peterson if I ever had a chance.

[Puffy]

Wow, interesting question - I don't know who I'd spit on off the top of my head, but let me think about it for a second.....

[zombie-a-go-go]

I've never been dwarf-bowling.

Just sayin'

Nor have I.

You know what would be funny, though? Dwarf-bowling with midgets who bite. And they would run away from you during your frame, and you would have to try and pick them up (you'd be timed, too - like a chess match) without them biting you with their sharp little teeth before you hurl them down the lane.

[Unassisted]

Unassisted, your user name is not proper english ;)Having a user name that is an adjective makes for some interesting sentences when my username is included as a noun to refer to me. I find this appealing, somehow. Dunno why.

[Puffy]

Ah, yes, Rush Limbaugh, hypocrite extrardinaire. Him. But he might be the only person.

[Puffy]

Nor have I.

You know what would be funny, though? Dwarf-bowling with midgets who bite. And they would run away from you during your frame, and you would have to try and pick them up (you'd be timed, too - like a chess match) without them biting you with their sharp little teeth before you hurl them down the lane.

Yeah, and as a prerequisite, they would have to sharpen their teeth before each match. you know, with a file or something.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I imagine that spitting in someone's face is pretty much the final word in any argument.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Yeah, and as a prerequisite, they would have to sharpen their teeth before each match. you know, with a file or something.

Swank.

And wear lumberjacking outfits.

I've always equated midget-bowling with lumberjacks. Not sure why, really.

[Puffy]

Swank.

And wear lumberjacking outfits.

I've always equated midget-bowling with lumberjacks. Not sure why, really.

And coal mining hats - each midget with a different color florescent light. It will look cool heading towrds the pins.

[westofyou]

I know that hate is a strong word, not to be bandied about like a midget on dwarf-bowling night, but I hate fine-point pens.


i love fine point pens

[RosieRed]

Good afternoon! :)

I miss the sun. This gray wet weather is so blah. :thumbdown

[Red Leader]

Leave the thread for an hour or two and come back to this.

Midgets getting "bowled" in lumberjack outfits with coal-mining lighted hats.

BRILLIANT! :idea:

[Red Leader]

Good afternoon! :)

I miss the sun. This gray wet weather is so blah. :thumbdown

Good afternoon, Rosie. :notworthy :wave:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Leave the thread for an hour or two and come back to this.

Midgets getting "bowled" in lumberjack outfits with coal-mining lighted hats.

BRILLIANT! :idea:

And the razor-sharp bitey-teeth.

[Puffy]

Leave the thread for an hour or two and come back to this.

Midgets getting "bowled" in lumberjack outfits with coal-mining lighted hats.

BRILLIANT! :idea:

Don't forget the chasing them, and them having razor sharp teeth!!

We could make millions :RedinDC:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Good afternoon! :)

I miss the sun. This gray wet weather is so blah. :thumbdown

Karen Carpenter says hello. :)

[Puffy]

I think they should also have to yell "Weeeeeeeeeee" a la Mini Me while gliding down the lane.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Don't forget the chasing them, and them having razor sharp teeth!!

We could make millions :RedinDC:

And you thought you needed the lottery. Harrumph. Necessity is the mother of invention, and the world needs violent midget-throwing games with flashy lights and outfits.

And if the world doesn't need it, we'll just advertise until they think they do.

Worked for boy-band music.

[Red Leader]

Don't forget the chasing them, and them having razor sharp teeth!!

We could make millions :RedinDC:

:slap: How could I forget the best part.

Having to chase your "midget" and them whittling their teeth before each match.

[westofyou]

Good afternoon! :)

I miss the sun. This gray wet weather is so blah. :thumbdown

Quake, Quake from a state that has two mascots a Duck and Beaver.

[Red Leader]

I also think that the midgets should have to dress up like Oompa Loompas for the championship match, with full makeup and the like.

Puffy, I agree. It wouldn't have the same effect if they didn't say "weeeeeeeeeeeee" as they were heading down the lane.

That little thing adds soooo much. :thumbup:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I think they should also have to yell "Weeeeeeeeeee" a la Mini Me while gliding down the lane.

And for the bowlers, every time you pick up a spare you have to chug a beer.

Get a strike - do a shot.

For competitive balance, of course.

(the nice thing is that the hard stuff also doubles as an anaseptic in case any of those dwarves have tetanus)

[RosieRed]

Good afternoon, Rosie. :notworthy :wave:

Hi RL!

Umm, why the bowing? You know you don't have to kiss up to me that much, right? ;)

[Puffy]

Someone who just starts reading this thread by reading the last page will think the three of us are nuts.

Hmmmm, well, at least he or she would get an accurate picture right from the get go :thumbup:

[pedro]

Quake, Quake from a state that has two mascots a Duck and Beaver.


don't you mean quack, quack?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/svm/rubber%20duck.gif

[zombie-a-go-go]

Karen Carpenter says hello. :)

This response has been bothering me for the last couple of minutes, I finally realized what it was: I stole the whole "<famous person> says hi" thing from woy.

Oh, the shame.

At least I think it was woy. If not, then double shame, because I can't even remember who I'm "flattering."

[RosieRed]

And you thought you needed the lottery. Harrumph. Necessity is the mother of invention, and the world needs violent midget-throwing games with flashy lights and outfits.

And if the world doesn't need it, we'll just advertise until they think they do.

Worked for boy-band music.

Jared Diamond says: Invention is the mother of necessity. Get it right Z!

[pedro]

http://www.avincent.demon.co.uk/images/mtoss.jpg

[Puffy]

Worked for boy-band music.

"Fingerbang" says hello.

[westofyou]

don't you mean quack, quack




yeah -----------

It's clear today and this what the mountain looks like from the top of my street.

http://www.rmgamebirds.com/graphics/mt_hood.jpg

[pedro]

http://www.surf1075.com/photos/Misc%20Fun/053003_dwarfbowling/dwarfbowl02.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

Jared Diamond says: Invention is the mother of necessity. Get it right Z!

Man, guy wins a pulitzer and all of a sudden everyone thinks he's smarter than me.... :rolleyes:

[Red Leader]

And for the bowlers, every time you pick up a spare you have to chug a beer.


One little detail on that. You have to drink the beer out of one of those old school German ceramic steins.

[westofyou]

One little detail on that. You have to drink the beer out of one of those old school German ceramic steins.

My Father-in-law who has never drank a beer in his life collects those.

[Red Leader]

Hi RL!

Umm, why the bowing? You know you don't have to kiss up to me that much, right? ;)

Right. I just felt a Wayne's World moment upon me, and decided to use the "we're not worthy"....

[Red Leader]

My Father-in-law who has never drank a beer in his life collects those.


In further detail on that, those steins have to have some kind of gnome on them. If not, you are penalized 10 pins for every sip that you take.

Bowling with midgets and drinking out of steins with gnomes on them. There, all the "little people" should feel proud.

Maybe we can invite Charla and Mirna from the Amazing Race for our "Celebrity Bowl-a-thon"?

[zombie-a-go-go]

One little detail on that. You have to drink the beer out of one of those old school German ceramic steins.

Swank.

Carrying one of those around, full, all day can sprain your wrist. Around noon it becomes a battle - how do I drink not necessarily fast enough, but at such a rate that the stein is, on average, less than half-full for the entire day (while refilling said stein at the Warsteiner cart every time it runs dry)?

Coming up with an acceptable solution is crucial to surviving Oktoberfest celebrations.

[zombie-a-go-go]

In further detail on that, those steins have to have some kind of gnome on them. If not, you are penalized 10 pins for every sip that you take.

Bowling with midgets and drinking out of steins with gnomes on them. There, all the "little people" should feel proud.

Maybe we can invite Charla and Mirna from the Amazing Race for our "Celebrity Bowl-a-thon"?

Are they hot?

They have to be hot, or Mistress Cleo.

[Red Leader]

Are they hot?

They have to be hot, or Mistress Cleo.

One's a midget and the other is annoying as all get-up, so no they are not hot.

To further amend the rules, wouldn't it be cool if the loser of these bowling matches was tied to the reset frame and fair game for 10 straight balls to be hurled at them by the winning team's midgets?

That would offer something for everyone....

[zombie-a-go-go]

One's a midget and the other is annoying as all get-up, so no they are not hot.

To further amend the rules, wouldn't it be cool if the loser of these bowling matches was tied to the reset frame and fair game for 10 straight balls to be hurled at them by the winning team's midgets?

That would offer something for everyone....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it. :thumbup:

[creek14]

You guys a little bored today?

[zombie-a-go-go]

You guys a little bored today?

These are Very Important Things we're discussing, here.

oops, it's cigarette-break-time.

[Red Leader]

You guys a little bored today?

This might be the greatest idea ever, well, since GLOW wrestling.

[creek14]

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/mlb/2003/0520/photo/a_dunn_i.jpg

[RosieRed]

Is that Dunn striking out?

;)

[TeamCasey]

Figures. :thumbup:

Sounds cool. Where do you buy them? I'm always looking for something to get through the winter months.

[Red Leader]

I'd also like to see a steel cage match between Ashlee / Jessica Simpson and the Hilton's. Battle to the death. The winner of the match gets shipped to a deserted island. ;)

[Roy Tucker]

The derivation of the word stein comes from the German word steinkrug which means stone jug.

Roy took 4 years of German in HS (and 2 more in college). It's about the only thing I remember besides all the German drinking songs.

My HS senior year, my Deutche teacher was a total babe (she has just graduated from Miami U.). I joined the German club just to hang around her. We'd go out for coffee and I'd call her by her first name. My girlfriend was jealous as all get-out. Like, poisonous voodoo bad mambo icepick the tires kind of jealous. I liked to play with fire in the day.

[Red Leader]

Roy took 4 years of German in HS (and 2 more in college). It's about the only thing I remember besides all the German drinking songs.



Do you remember that Ein-Swein-Sofa song, I'm sure those aren't the words, but that's what it sounded like when I was a kid. My Dad was born in Germany and I grew up with German Beer drinking songs as a youngster(explains a lot, I know)

[zombie-a-go-go]

I just looked up GLOW Wrestling on google.

:eek:

[zombie-a-go-go]

TC, I mail-order from www.reapermini.com .

[Red Leader]

I just looked up GLOW Wrestling on google.

:eek:


Good idea, no?

http://cache.indemand.com/shared/prod/13091_l.jpg

[KronoRed]

Bad idea :dflynn:

[Puffy]

The Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling, or GLOW, was great Saturday morning TV back in the day.

[KronoRed]

While on vacation I statted out four levels of a dungeon with < 380 keyed encounters and ~45 action-determinent encounters. And I painted 3 minis - a griffon, a hobgoblin sorcerer, and a paladin of St. Cuthbert.

Good work Z :D

I've been on vacation for 3 years and have accomplished half that ;)

[KronoRed]

Is Chip still in Iowa?? Who in the blue hell would want to stay in Iowa for that long??? Thats akin to making someone watch a Golden Girls marathan for 8 days straight.

Iowa's not so bad

Not like North Dakota :D

[KronoRed]

Do you think it's ever acceptable to spit on someone?

Not really IMO

[KronoRed]

Good afternoon! :)

I miss the sun. This gray wet weather is so blah. :thumbdown

Hi Rosie :wave:

I agree..weather stinks :thumbdown

[Red Leader]

Bad idea :dflynn:

What are you talking about? That's like "Girls Gone Wild" on public TV during the day, when I as a kid, could watch.

Once again, I say, BRILLIANT!

[KronoRed]

don't you mean quack, quack?

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/svm/rubber%20duck.gif

Little yellow ducks rock.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Here's the paladin I painted (though mine doesn't look this good)

http://www.reapermini.com/albums/crusaders/14055_af.jpg

These guys are 25mm tall. So about twice the height of a penny, if that gives you any idea.

You need really small brushes. :D

[KronoRed]

Don't forget the chasing them, and them having razor sharp teeth!!

We could make millions :RedinDC:

What would you do with a million dollars?

I'd buy a house, car and a really big TV :D

[KronoRed]

Wow Z :eek:

[KronoRed]

I don't think RL and Puffy are the same person, but I do think they are long lost cousins or something ;)

[Red Leader]

What would you do with a million dollars?

I'd buy a house, car and a really big TV :D


I'd use it to fund my next idea: midget NFL!

then I'd be a billionaire. ;)

[KronoRed]

Ok..I have a goal, go out to best buy, get 2 dvds, then drop a job application off, then get home..all in 45 minutes :D

[Red Leader]

Ok..I have a goal, go out to best buy, get 2 dvds, then drop a job application off, then get home..all in 45 minutes :D


Ready........GO!

[Puffy]

What are you talking about? That's like "Girls Gone Wild" on public TV during the day, when I as a kid, could watch.

Once again, I say, BRILLIANT!

Don't listen to him RL - I'm sure he hates our dwarf-bowling idea as well, and we're gonna make millions from that puppy!

[KronoRed]

I'd use it to fund my next idea: midget NFL!

then I'd be a billionaire. ;)

I think you'd go broke faster then the XFL ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'd use it to fund my next idea: midget NFL!

then I'd be a billionaire. ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd go back to school. Oh, and buy the BEST STEREO EVAR.

[KronoRed]

Don't listen to him RL - I'm sure he hates our dwarf-bowling idea as well, and we're gonna make millions from that puppy!

No that's not a bad idea... :D

[Puffy]

I don't think RL and Puffy are the same person, but I do think they are long lost cousins or something ;)

What about Zombie - why is he left out?

[KronoRed]

Ready........GO!

I get to say Go..and it's when I turn the washing machine on because a full cycle takes 45

So nah :p: :D

[KronoRed]

What about Zombie - why is he left out?

He's the weird 3rd cousin thrice removed :D

[Red Leader]

I also think midgets playing POLO on llamas would draw quite an audience as well. If the midget NFL (m-NFL) didn't work, I'd try that one too.

[KronoRed]

Well before I go I'll go for 19,000 posts :D

[RosieRed]

I have to do a "project" at work today. I've known about it for weeks, but could only get started on it last night. And that was just barely getting started -- I managed to sketch out some ideas and collect some info, but that was it.

As a result, I'm starting to freak out. I hope it turns out okay. So I'll say: If you see an Orange Bowl page in the paper and it looks nice, things went well. ;)

Off to get ready!

[KronoRed]

What about Midget Vollyball? :D

[westofyou]

I'd use it to fund my next idea: midget NFL!

then I'd be a billionaire. ;)


Sorry RL, my friends and I had that idea years ago... however it wasn't "midget Football" it was small people football, everyone had to be 5'7" and under.

We planned to market it in Japan, where the stature of the locals would make them large in relation.

However funding ended when we needed more beer.

[westofyou]

What about Midget Vollyball? :D

on tennis courts

[Red Leader]

Sorry RL, my friends and I had that idea years ago... however it wasn't "midget Football" it was small people football, everyone had to be 5'7" and under.

We planned to market it in Japan, where the stature of the locals would make them large in relation.

However funding ended when we needed more beer.

Damn, what about the midget polo on llamas idea?

[KronoRed]

Good luck Rosie! :D

[westofyou]

Damn, what about the midget polo on llamas idea?


Good stuff... high overhead though.... you'll need backers.

[creek14]

Is that Dunn striking out?

;)
Oh that hurts. :p:

At least we know it wasn't a sac fly.

[KronoRed]

on tennis courts

YES!

When I make it rich, WOY will get 40% :D

[Red Leader]

on tennis courts


and all the midgets have to wear plungers on their heads so when they dive for balls they'll likely "stab" one of their teammates.

BRILLIANT!

[KronoRed]

Only one in here not cloaked
:gac:

[Red Leader]

Good stuff... high overhead though.... you'll need backers.

Maybe I can have Donald Trump use it as the final project on the Apprentice 3???

[KronoRed]

Stop saying Brilliant ;)

[westofyou]

and all the midgets have to wear plungers on their heads so when they dive for balls they'll likely "stab" one of their teammates.

BRILLIANT!

Right... and each team has one regular size guy whose job is to try and throw rings on the plungers. Each time he makes one a Pepsi Bottle that has had its neck stretched out is placed around the perimeter of the court, when the court is encircled with bottles the other team loses their tall guy.

[Red Leader]

Stop saying Brilliant ;)


That's a keen idea!

[KronoRed]

Off to the baseball side to locate something good to post about

[westofyou]

Maybe I can have Donald Trump use it as the final project on the Apprentice 3???


Trump is on the way down, his properties are crap and he has no cash.

Shoot for someone with real cash.

I'm thinking Hillary Duff.

[KronoRed]

Back from the baseball side :dflynn:

[Red Leader]

Right... and each team has one regular size guy whose job is to try and throw rings on the plungers. Each time he makes one a Pepsi Bottle that has had its neck stretched out is placed around the perimeter of the court, when the court is encircled with bottles the other team loses their tall guy.

Seriously, we should create our own cable station: MSN.

The Midget Sports Network.

Might have some trouble trademarking / copyrighting that sucker, though. ;)

[KronoRed]

I like 'Keen Idea' better :D

[KronoRed]

Trademark it now :D

[pedro]

Midgets Gone Wild!!

http://www.qlimax.com/images/BmTwo.jpg

[Puffy]

I'm thinking Midget Full contact basketball. On trampolene's.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I"m outta here, cats.

Puffy, just got finished talking to our leadoff hitter, and he's back. :thumbup:

Have a good night, all.

[KronoRed]

Could have lived without seeing that :dflynn:

[Puffy]

And the midgets still have to sharpen their teeth and bite.

[KronoRed]

Have a good day Z :D

[KronoRed]

I'm thinking Midget Full contact basketball. On trampolene's.

I think Spike TV already has this

[Red Leader]

Alright. I have to get back to work now. I'll check in on you guys in an hour or so, and I expect some new midget sport ideas like midget table tennis with extra tall tables; and midget surfing on toilet seats.

BRILLIANT!

See ya in a little bit.

[Puffy]

Not with midgets and sharp teeth they don't! :thumbup:

[KronoRed]

19,000 :D

Ok it's 19,001

But it's just as nice ;)

There are some really cool people in here, they know who they are..I hope ;)

Go thread go :thumbup:

http://www.whittingtonbrewery.co.uk/cat.jpg

[Puffy]

Ohhhhhhhh, I've got it!!! Full Contact Midgetball.

We start with a midget with sharp teeth and make him the ball. Then we play midgetball (basketball, full contact style, on trampolenes). The midgetball can bite, kick, yell "weeeeeeeeeeeeee" and the like, and the players shoot him into a 8 foot high giant basket.

Oh man, this is gold!!

[CbusRed]

I didnt get a Happy Birthday message from Boss!! :(

See what happens when you screw around and get yourself banned? :MandJ:

[TeamCasey]

Are you back? Is all well now?

[Red Leader]

I didnt get a Happy Birthday message from Boss!! :(

See what happens when you screw around and get yourself banned? :MandJ:

DG gave you a birthday shout out in this thread. :thumbup:

[CbusRed]

Are you back? Is all well now?
Yes all is well, and I am back, much to the chagrin of alot of you ;)

[CbusRed]

DG gave you a birthday shout out in this thread. :thumbup:

Well that was certainly nice of her!

I wasnt around much over the weekend anyway, I was up in Cleveland visiting friends for the new year. just came back last night

[Puffy]

Alright peeps, I have a short meeting to go to - be good, and may the midget be with you......

[TeamCasey]

Yes all is well, and I am back, much to the chagrin of alot of you ;)

Welcome back and Happy Birthday. :)

[CbusRed]

Welcome back and Happy Birthday. :)
Thanks TC, hope you had a happy new year! :)

[westofyou]

I didnt get a Happy Birthday message from Boss!! :(

See what happens when you screw around and get yourself banned? :MandJ:

Soooooooo...... you've had lots of time on your hands.

What midget sports have you come up with?

[Red Leader]

I think midget moto-cross on ice would be exciting as well.

[westofyou]

I think midget moto-cross on ice would be exciting as well.


On motor powered Big Wheels.

And each guy has a Mace.

[Red Leader]

No matter what midget sport you come up with there has to be 1 constant, a helmet, hat, or a plunger in the case of the volleyball.

[CbusRed]

Soooooooo...... you've had lots of time on your hands.

What midget sports have you come up with?

I always thought that midget hockey on a rink the size of my bedroom would be pretty cool.

[creek14]

Here’s a semi midget story that I am sure I have told before, but oh well.

Back when I first graduated from college I worked on a psych inpatient unit.

Once a month we would have a dance for all the patients. Staff had to go. If a patient asked you to dance, you had to say yes (self esteem issues and all that crap).

I’m 6’2”.

The men who asked me to dance were usually about 5’6” or 5’7”.

Think about it.

[Red Leader]

What about a life size Midget foosball game?

So 4 midgets have to be tethered by their hands to a pole that is 5 ft high and across the width of the gym and can only use their legs to kick the ball.

The "twist" is that every 45 seconds the pole they are tethered to rotates 360 degrees so their feet will rise off the floor to the upside down position and then back to how they started.

They have to wear viking helmets.

[MWM]

Hey Super_barry, and for anyone else that cares.

A friend of mine called me last week. He had been in NYC and saw a musical called Brooklyn. He said the show wasn't that great, but Idina's original understudy was the lead female in this show. Her name is Eden Espinosa and he said her voice was inbelievable and right on par with Idina's. Check out the lin below and click on the song "Once Upon A Time". I think you'll enjoy very much. Her voice is fantastic and the song is as well.

http://www.brooklynthemusical.com/themusic.htm

If anyone wants to see all the fuss SB and I make about Broadway music, listne to the song linked above and you should understand.

[Red Leader]

Ewwww. A midget rock-opera. Nahhh. Nevermind.

[CbusRed]

Once, I was up in Cleveland for an Indians game with some friends, and before the game, at one of the radio station parties that was going on around the stadium, there was a Midget ACDC tribute band playing. Easily one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Super_Barry11]

Hey Super_barry, and for anyone else that cares.

A friend of mine called me last week. He had been in NYC and saw a musical called Brooklyn. He said the show wasn't that great, but Idina's original understudy was the lead female in this show. Her name is Eden Espinosa and he said her voice was inbelievable and right on par with Idina's. Check out the lin below and click on the song "Once Upon A Time". I think you'll enjoy very much. Her voice is fantastic and the song is as well.

http://www.brooklynthemusical.com/themusic.htm

If anyone wants to see all the fuss SB and I make about Broadway music, listne to the song linked above and you should understand.


EDEN ESPINOSA IS AWESOME!! The first time I saw Wicked, last June, she played Elphaba instead of Idina. I thought she was great (but then I saw Idina a few weeks ago... Wow!). Anyway, Eden's pretty awesome too!! :thumbup:

[Super_Barry11]

Leave midgets alone. We... Umm, THEY are people too, you know!!

[pedro]

Once, I was up in Cleveland for an Indians game with some friends, and before the game, at one of the radio station parties that was going on around the stadium, there was a Midget ACDC tribute band playing. Easily one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my entire life.

but are they as good as "mini kiss"?


http://www.myuseless-info.com/rr_minikiss02.jpg

[Red Leader]

That is freaking hilarious. :MandJ:

[pedro]

That is freaking hilarious. :MandJ:

they're supposed to rock. if you're into kiss. which i'm not.

[Red Leader]

Did I ever mention that my wife and I bought a cat about 3 years ago? We had him for 18 months and found he wasn't suited for our lifestyle. He was a beautiful cat, a chocolate point himalayan, and we named him Guenther, but he had a problem, well a couple of "problems" but one major one...he didn't cover up his business when he went to his litter box. He would go and just leave it lay on top. Then if we didn't clean out the litter box after EVERY time he went, he'd just lean his butt in the box and poop down the opening and most of it would be on the floor in front of the box. He also needed to be brushed constantly because if you didn't brush him and he drank water, his fur would get all matted. Long story short, we made a stupid decision in buying him, should have done more research before we bought him, but we gave him to a nurse at a doctors office my wife visits who has another himalayan.

My wife just called. She went to that office today and the nurse asked her: "Did you know Guenther poops under the Christmas tree?" My wife laughed and said no. The nurse said "yea, every single day that I had my Christmas tree up, that cat pooped under it." I told my wife "the best thing we ever did was give that cat to someone who could love it, because I would have abused that thing if it would have pooped under our tree everyday." :MandJ:

Another reason I prefer dogs.

[Red Leader]

This is what Guenther looked like for those who don't know what Chocolate Point Himalayans look like:

http://www.rejouissancecats.com/pics071701/veronica5-5-01f.jpg

[westofyou]

My little cat pees on window sills if he sees other cats outside.

Not all the time... but occasionally.

I love that cat he's freaking spunky.

[MWM]

Can I change my username to "bull headed"?

[MWM]

Ya' know, I'm afraid that a large percentage of the Reds fan population is setting themselves up for HUGE disappointment this season. I'm not trying to insult anyone and I do think the Reds will be marginally better, but I also know that the team could be better and still win the same amount or fewer games. They outperformed their expected record by a lot last year and I don't know if that's likely to happen again.

I just think there's going to be LOTS of disappointed Reds fans this year, because the general concensus is that they are going to be pretty good.

[Puffy]

I'm scrappy.

[Red Leader]

I'm scrappy.

I'm stumpy. ;) :MandJ: (but not approaching midget-ness)

[Puffy]

You know who thinks they are scrappy, but in reality he is not?? This guy.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-12/916060/raisor.jpg

[CbusRed]

but are they as good as "mini kiss"?


http://www.myuseless-info.com/rr_minikiss02.jpg
My friend is a huge KISS fan and has seen mini-KISS many times, He even has the T-Shrit!

Personally, I hate KISS, but I also hate ACDC, and I thought the mini-ACDC band rocked, so who knows! :MandJ:

[Puffy]

I think mini-Guns and Roses would be the greatest thing ever.

No, mini Wham - now that would be kick ass!

[RosieRed]

Cbus, welcome back and Happy (late) Birthday! :party:

[CbusRed]

Ya' know, I'm afraid that a large percentage of the Reds fan population is setting themselves up for HUGE disappointment this season. I'm not trying to insult anyone and I do think the Reds will be marginally better, but I also know that the team could be better and still win the same amount or fewer games. They outperformed their expected record by a lot last year and I don't know if that's likely to happen again.

I just think there's going to be LOTS of disappointed Reds fans this year, because the general concensus is that they are going to be pretty good.
Sadly, Dissapointment is a feeling that is all too common between the reds and I. So Im not worried about it. I will remain cautiously optimistic, But if I get dissapointed, it will be nothing new.

[CbusRed]

Cbus, welcome back and Happy (late) Birthday! :party:

Thanks kid! ;)

Hope you had a happy new year!

[Puffy]

Ya' know, I'm afraid that a large percentage of the Reds fan population is setting themselves up for HUGE disappointment this season. I'm not trying to insult anyone and I do think the Reds will be marginally better, but I also know that the team could be better and still win the same amount or fewer games. They outperformed their expected record by a lot last year and I don't know if that's likely to happen again.

I just think there's going to be LOTS of disappointed Reds fans this year, because the general concensus is that they are going to be pretty good.

I think they have improved to a .500 team. Which, to me, means they could end up anywhere from 77-85 wins. I don't think this a playoff team, and it wouldn't surprise me in the least if they end up in fifth place in the central.

But let the kids have their fun - they'll yell at us for being negative, i.e. realists, they'll scream at us that Josh Hancock and his 4.5 ERA last year was "for real" and that Joe Randa and his .765 career OPS is above average, and then, when we are right in the end, they tell us it was all injuries and bad luck.

But we'll know better.

We need some midgets on the roster, thats all I sayin'

[Puffy]

Happy Birthday and welcome back Craig!!

Team Red Leader just keeps getting worse and worse news - Team Puffy is complete once more!!!

[CbusRed]

Happy Birthday and welcome back Craig!!

Team Red Leader just keeps getting worse and worse news - Team Puffy is complete once more!!!
Thanks Puff!!

Im sure when they got the news of my ban, they were as excited as we all were when we signed junior.

[Red Leader]

I still say if you compare our lead off hitter (SB) to yours (Cbus) it's an overwhelming mismatch in our favor.

[CbusRed]

I still say if you compare our lead off hitter (SB) to yours (Cbus) it's a overwhelming mismatch in our favor.
That may be.... But coaching is obviously in our favor.

[Red Leader]

That may be.... But coaching is obviously in our favor.

Obviously. :gac: :RedinDC:

[Red Leader]

Spongebob joke my 5 year old son told me at 3:30am last night:

You know what's funnier than 24?


Twenty-five. :RedinDC:



It wasn't as funny at 3:30am as it is now (if you can believe it)

[Puffy]

Obviously. :gac: :RedinDC:

Yup - until I get drunk. Then I just don't care.

[Red Leader]

You know, I've tried to use this guy :RedinDC: in two consecutive posts, and I don't know, it just doesn't seem cool when I use it.

It works for RFS62 quite well, but for me... :thumbdown

I don't think I'll use him again.

[Puffy]

You know which guy works for you? This guy: :barf:

Just sayin' :thumbup:

[Red Leader]

You know which guy works for you? This guy: :barf:

Just sayin' :thumbup:

No, you know what guy works for me:

:censored:



:MandJ:

[creek14]

:creek14:

[CbusRed]

God in a jersey....

http://home.insight.rr.com/craigwalkup/images/ginn.JPG

[Red Leader]

:creek14:

That works well for you, creek ;)


..and Cbus, I'm pretty sure that he makes more money than God each game.

[creek14]

I think I'll end each post with :creek14: Oh sure I could just put :creek14: in my sig line, but what fun would that be? :creek14:

[Red Leader]

I think I'll end each post with :creek14: Oh sure I could just put :creek14: in my sig line, but what fun would that be? :creek14:


Good idea, creek. :haynes:

[Puffy]

My name is Hennifer Loopez, and I like Tacos and burritos.

[Puffy]

Oh, and a :thumbup: belongs at the end of that

[Puffy]

Well, since no one is around, and I'm just playing waiting ten minutes for 5:00 to roll around, maybe I will zone for you guys :thumbup:

[Puffy]

I like to play pool and darts. Can we do that at the gathering? either pool or darts, or maybe both?

[Puffy]

Creek called me a midget before with her story about men who are 5'6 or 5'7.

Just sayin'

[Puffy]

Las Vegas is a new episode tonight. It stars this person

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/msswim13.jpg

[Red Leader]

Creek called me a midget before with her story about men who are 5'6 or 5'7.

Just sayin'


Yea, I qualify as a "midget" in her terms as well.

[creek14]

Yea, I qualify as a "midget" in her terms as well.
Sorry boys. If the shoe... or is that If the foo...??

[Red Leader]

I like to play pool and darts. Can we do that at the gathering? either pool or darts, or maybe both?

I enjoy playing darts, and I actually go through a stage I'm sure many do...I drink and drink and drink and I get better and better and better, and then that one magical beer happens and I drink it and I'm flat out awful at darts from then on out. I'd like to test that at the gathering. :thumbup:

[Puffy]

Song in my head - Taco Flavored Kisses by Jennifer Lopez

[Red Leader]

I think if I truly were a midget I'd prefer to be called a smurf rather than a "small person, or midget"

[Red Leader]

I'm outta here for the night, guys and gals. Take care.

[Puffy]

I think if I truly were a midget I'd prefer to be called a smurf rather than a "small person, or midget"

How bout Little Person? That seems nice.

[creek14]

Josh, how tall are you?

[Puffy]

Yup, its about time for me to leave as well.

Later Cats!

[creek14]

Yup, its about time for me to leave as well.

Later Cats!
You wimps who only work 8-hour days. :rolleyes: ;)

[jmcclain19]

I am also a robust 5'7.

I say robust because, well, frankly I don't have any other adjectives on the tip of my tounge right now.

[paintmered]

I'm watching ESPN right now and see a promo for "Tilt"

Anybody else think this show won't last more than 6 weeks?

Stick to sports ESPN, leave the crappy sitcoms to the other guys.......and poker is not a sport! :dflynn:

[Unassisted]

Stick to sports ESPN, leave the crappy sitcoms to the other guys.......and poker is not a sport! :dflynn:They have to fill those holes left in the schedule by the NHL somehow. "Crappy sitcoms" will draw more viewers than Australian Rules football. Just ask the WB. ;)

[TeamCasey]

Wickedly wrong but wickedly fun (http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/cks2/index2.html)

My apologies to Krono in advance.

Turn up your sound.

[Super_Barry11]

A lot of my guy friends call me "Midget." I'm so used to it that I'm not offended by it anymore. I answer to it. :MandJ:

[RosieRed]

News of the day, which you didn't hear from me:

Machado apparently tore up his knee in winter ball. Not sure how bad it is, because he's having visa problems trying to get to Cincy to see Doc K. He's supposed to be here sometime this week to have it evaluated though. Let the Larkin rumors fly!

:)

[CougarQuest]

I think if I truly were a midget I'd prefer to be called a smurf rather than a "small person, or midget"
A guy at work prefers the term "VERTICALLY CHALLENGED". His nickname is now VC.

[CougarQuest]

News of the day, which you didn't hear from me:

Machado apparently tore up his knee in winter ball. Not sure how bad it is, because he's having visa problems trying to get to Cincy to see Doc K. He's supposed to be here sometime this week to have it evaluated though. Let the Larkin rumors fly!

:)
I read somewhere that Machado tore up his knee in winter ball, but I can't let you know where I read it. Sworn to secrecy, I am. :mhcky21:

[Super_Barry11]

http://reds.enquirer.com/img/photos/052797larkin_600x432.jpg

[Puffy]

You guys didn't here this from me, but I have a friend in the community who says that Machado tore up his knee and has to fly to cincy to Doc Hollywood to see the extent of the damage.

Shhhhhhhhhhh.

[creek14]

What's this I hear that Doc Hollywood is going to use his VISA to buy a Mariachi CD cause he hurt his knee when he was trying to stop short while playing with a snow ball this winter?

[creek14]

Well since ya all are 5'7", maybe I'll wear my (not pink) 3" heels to the Gathering and then we all can dance. :devil:

[creek14]

What's this I hear that Doc Hollywood is going to use his VISA to buy a Mariachi CD cause he hurt his knee when he was trying to stop short while playing with a snow ball this winter?
Hey Rosie, can I post this on the baseball side and see if anyone can figure it out? Huh? Huh? :mhcky21:

[RosieRed]

Hey Rosie, can I post this on the baseball side and see if anyone can figure it out? Huh? Huh? :mhcky21:

By all means, go for it! :gac:

[KronoRed]

Rumor mongers ;)

[KronoRed]

Happy Late Birthday cbus :D

[RosieRed]

Creek, that thread is cracking me up! Well done! :gac:

[RosieRed]

So, my project at work didn't go so well. It's not bad, but it's not even close to what I wanted to do. I had other work thrown at me about an hour after I came in, and that cut into the time I needed for the project.

Oh well, it's done now and I'm not going to worry about it anymore. At least not for the next half-hour. :)

[Raisor]

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. It's time for my six-month cleaning, my first in three years.

I've been a bad boy.

[creek14]

That thread is fun. Rosie Red = Red Bird (chick) :devil:

Sorry about the project. I'm sure it will be groovy.

Bad bad Phil!!

[RosieRed]

I have to go to the dentist tomorrow. It's time for my six-month cleaning, my first in three years.

I've been a bad boy.

Good luck! Hope it turns out better for you than it did for me. I skipped all dentists appts for about 4 years. Finally went in Nov., and have been back once since then. I have at least three more appointments, possibly more.

Amazingly, I didn't have any cavities though.

[RosieRed]

Creek, you can't reveal me like that!!

[creek14]

Creek, you can't reveal me like that!!
I thought they would think it was a Cards fan. :confused: Really. Red bird - Card??

[RosieRed]

I thought they would think it was a Cards fan. :confused: Really. Red bird - Card??

Ah. That makes some sense, I guess. :)

Sorry, I'm just paranoid. Nevermind me at all.

[RosieRed]

There's really nothing like walking across the office, into the elevator, and then realizing a button on your shirt is undone. A chestal area button, if you will. :redface:

[CbusRed]

2 years ago tonight, I was in Tempe Arizona, watching the greatest football game ever played, and having the best time of my life..

[Raisor]

There's really nothing like walking across the office, into the elevator, and then realizing a button on your shirt is undone. A chestal area button, if you will. :redface:


How YOU doin?

:devil: