Be the last person to post on this thread

[CbusRed]

http://img86.exs.cx/img86/8987/ASL-scary.jpg

[KronoRed]

Though she's undeniably cute, I can not help but be thrilled by the news that Elisha Cuthbert will not be on "24" this season.

Who?

What show?


:D

[KronoRed]

Bette is Butt. :MandJ:
Lovely :help:

[bthomasiscool]

Did I Win!?!?? :thumbup:

[letsgojunior]

The 11 Jun game is at 1910.

So both Friday and Saturday are night games then? I'm trying to figure out what times I should schedule my flights.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hey! I had to do some searching on the internet, but 19:10 is 7:10 in the pm.

You're a cunning lass, creek!

[zombie-a-go-go]

Did I Win!?!?? :thumbup:

Negative, Ghostrider.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Reverend Horton Heat has a new album out. :thumbup:

[CbusRed]

BY THE WAY!!!

Tomorrow is this guy's birthday!!

http://www.cheapconsumerelectronics.com/elvis_presley/elvis_presley5.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

In 18 minutes I'll be free of this Hellraiseresque Puzzle-Box my boss likes to call "the on-site office."

I think that calls for a drink. :gac:

[KronoRed]

Ok, back to happy stuff:

Braved the scale today. Thought I'd gained over the holidays. BUT, I've lost a couple more pounds. Total 8, in about a month. :D

A bit annoyed with the "iron men" though. For the second workout in a row, I had to wait for the one apparatus I use in there area while they stood around it and chatted mostly. They were using it, sure. But they were taking their sweet time about it.

The gym has been crowded. :D

Good work Sandy :gac:

[KronoRed]

Just for the record, y'all are crazy ;) :)

Maybe everyone not posting here is crazy and WE are the sane ones :devil:

[KronoRed]

Pizza right now..yum :D

[Chip R]

The 11 Jun game is at 1910.
Thanks, creek. That helps me out more than you know. Where was that information a half hour ago when I needed it? ;)

[KronoRed]

Did I Win!?!?? :thumbup:

Try again ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

It pisses me off that Bryan Singer is directing the new Superman movie.

What about X3, you schmucklehead?

[KronoRed]

BY THE WAY!!!

Tomorrow is this guy's birthday!!

http://www.cheapconsumerelectronics.com/elvis_presley/elvis_presley5.jpg

Bet he celebrates in fine style at that bait shop in North Dakota :D

[KronoRed]

Thanks, creek. That helps me out more than you know. Where was that information a half hour ago when I needed it? ;)

Sue creek for 30 mins lost time ;)

[KronoRed]

It pisses me off that Bryan Singer is directing the new Superman movie.

What about X3, you schmucklehead?

Remember the 3rd Batman movie?

Just saying... ;)

[Red Leader]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpg

Told you it would make you laugh RL ;)

BRILLIANT. You should make that your avatar.

[Red Leader]

The 11 Jun game is at 1910.
:nono:

*all game times subject to change.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Remember the 3rd Batman movie?

Just saying... ;)

As far as I'm concerned there were only 2 Batman films. 2. No more.

Have a good weekend, killas! :gac:

[Chip R]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpg

Told you it would make you laugh RL ;)
I thought that Florida hat was surgically atached to your head. ;)

[CbusRed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpghttp://www.cheapconsumerelectronics.com/elvis_presley/elvis_presley5.jpg

hmmmmm, striking resemblance?

[Unassisted]

I don't think there's anytime in my life that I've liked a little Bette Midler...I didn't even like hearing it when they played it for my wife and her Dad at our wedding... :MandJ:Played Bette at the wedding? I think that would have been a deal-breaker for me. :MandJ:

Fortunately for me, I married a woman who despises sappy, sentimental songs.

FWIW, I think Bette is actually a cool gal. I've seen her on talk shows and she comes across as smart and self-effacing. Her over-the-top stage persona and choice of material rub me the wrong way, though.

[Roy Tucker]

I guess I'm in the minority here. I *like* Bette Midler.

But I also remember her from 1970-ish when she was truly outrageous and her shows were a real hoot to go see.

She's still awfully damn funny, but yeah, her songs are mass-market and mawkish and sentimental. I don't think I'd pay now to see her, but then, there aren't many performers that I would pay current concert ticket prices for.

But I still remember her from back when.

[Red Leader]

Played Bette at the wedding? I think that would have been a deal-breaker for me. :MandJ:


It might have been for me as well. There was a reason I was not told that this song would be played.

I almost went over to the DJ, instead I just gave him a look like "what in the hell are you doing buddy, you're tip is as good as GONE."

[Unassisted]

Krono, you are the picture of ennui in that photo, man! :thumbup:

I'm going to stick with my New Year's resolution and not include it in my post, but I have a feeling that it will be a recurring feature in the thread.

[Unassisted]

She's still awfully damn funny, but yeah, her songs are mass-market and mawkish and sentimental. I don't think I'd pay now to see her, but then, there aren't many performers that I would pay current concert ticket prices for.She just did a show here a few weeks back. Must be a lucrative gig, because the tickets were muy expensive.

She has a daughter in college. I'm sure that touring helps a lot with those tuition bills. ;)

[Chip R]

Afternoon everyone :)Hello, Rosie. Did y'all have that Reds meeting at work last night?

[westofyou]

http://www.deadballart.com/redszone/hef2.jpg

[Chip R]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpghttp://www.cheapconsumerelectronics.com/elvis_presley/elvis_presley5.jpg

hmmmmm, striking resemblance?
I can't tell the difference. :confused:

[Unassisted]

Lunch today was a Polish sandwich from Wienerschnitzel - America's Most Wanted Hot Dog. Good stuff!

I don't get to go there very often, but there's one in the neighborhood of my doctor's office. Since I was there right before lunchtime getting my cough checked out, I thought I'd take advantage of the opportunity.

[jmcclain19]

Tomorrow may be Elvis' birthday, but today, this guy was born

http://www.offcenter.us/images/screechsmall.jpg

[KronoRed]

BRILLIANT. You should make that your avatar.

If I didn't look sorta strung out in it..maybe ;)

I must have taken 25 pictures, kept deleting em "look stupid, dumb smile, look stoned" till I figured it's hard to take a self picture so that was the best of the bunch ;)

[KronoRed]

I thought that Florida hat was surgically atached to your head. ;)

I never wear that Orange hat anymore :D

[KronoRed]

Krono, you are the picture of ennui in that photo, man! :thumbup:

I'm going to stick with my New Year's resolution and not include it in my post, but I have a feeling that it will be a recurring feature in the thread.

Ennui?

HEY!

I'm not bored or disinterested, just not photogenic :D

[KronoRed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpghttp://www.cheapconsumerelectronics.com/elvis_presley/elvis_presley5.jpg

hmmmmm, striking resemblance?

I'm the king I guess :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

http://www.deadballart.com/redszone/hef2.jpg

I actually look better in this..nice WOY :D

[Chip R]

I never wear that Orange hat anymore :D
I wouldn't either. :devil:

[Chip R]

http://www.deadballart.com/redszone/hef2.jpg
Krono looks good there - in a masculine, manly way. So did Phil. Not saying either is bad looking but I think you could put Julian Tavaraz' head shot in there and he'd look good.

[Roy Tucker]

Krono looks good there - in a masculine, manly way. So did Phil. Not saying either is bad looking but I think you could put Julian Tavaraz' head shot in there and he'd look good.
Krono's head in that picture makes him go from ennui to detached bemusement colored with smoldering sensuality. Kind of like a George Clooney.

[westofyou]

I get a James Bond Vibe from that photo, like he's counting cards whilst enjoying a snuggle.

[CougarQuest]

Life's a bummer when you are a hummer.
Did anyone else take this in a completely different area? :eek: :devil:

[jmcclain19]

Hey Roy, it's ok that you like Bette Midler. We all have some of those.

I have this strange thing for Alanis Morrissette (Maybe I just want an angry girl who isn't afraid to kick my rear?) and have some Ace of Base and Kelly Clarkson in my iPod that my better half sees fit to poke a bit at me.

[CougarQuest]

Congratulations Josh!!!!!

[CbusRed]

I have this strange thing for Alanis Morrissette

me too.... :help:

[TeamCasey]

So hard to lose a dog. I actually wanted to put my dog down for a year before he died. Harley Bear was a Lab/Samoyed mix. He was so arthritic. I was in college at the time, and my brother had been caring for him. He would stumble downstairs and couldn't stop at the bottom. He was in pain. My brother and I argued about it, but I let my brother make the call because he was Harley's "human" at the time.

[TeamCasey]

I'm so stressed out between work and home that my head could explode off my shoulders. I'm not sure if I want to open this icy cold one, or throw it against the wall.

I shall meditate on the past few pages of Le' Thread.

Serenity now!

[Red Leader]

I'm so stressed out between work and home that my head could explode off my shoulders. I'm not sure if I want to open this icy cold one, or throw it against the wall.

I shall meditate on the past few pages of Le' Thread.

Serenity now!


Open it. Please.

[TeamCasey]

Bette Midler RAWKS, you darn fools!

[TeamCasey]

Don't diss Bette ...... I have a huge can of whoopass that itching to come out.

[TeamCasey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v408/Kronosb/Hat.jpg

Told you it would make you laugh RL ;)

(Better than the orange one.) You hottie!

[jmcclain19]

Thanks CQ and everyone else again.

And TC - do it, open it up.

I'm several hours away from Beer Thirty today and I can't wait for a frosty adult beverage when I get home.

[westofyou]

A shambling wreck of an album, Big Star's Third/Sister Lovers ranks among the most harrowing experiences in pop music; impassioned, erratic, and stark, it's the slow, sinking sound of a band falling apart.

Rainy Day music.

[TeamCasey]

BRILLIANT. You should make that your avatar.

We should all make that our avatar. :devil:

[jmcclain19]

WOY your quote in the new LOOGY signing thread had me busting up.

It now goes in my siggy

[Red Leader]

Song in my head: Stupid Girl - Garbage.

[CbusRed]

Song in my head: Cant Stand Losing You - the Police.

[pedro]

Rainy Day music.

have you listened to Rainy Day Music yet?

[TeamCasey]

Song in my head.

Little bunny foo foo
I don't like your attitude
Take the little field mice
and bop them on the head.

[Red Leader]

Song in my head.

Little bunny foo foo
I don't like your attitude
Take the little field mice
and bop them on the head.

:MandJ: My wife sings that to our kids ALL THE TIME.

[westofyou]

have you listened to Rainy Day Music yet?

Once..... and now.

[jmcclain19]

Song in my head.

Little bunny foo foo
I don't like your attitude
Take the little field mice
and bop them on the head.

Little Bunny Foo Foo when hoping thru the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. :)

That was always our version

[TeamCasey]

Little Bunny Foo Foo when hoping thru the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. :)

That was always our version

I knew it was something like that.

I just wanted to bop something. ;)

[TeamCasey]

I think I need to listen to Yanni or snap his CD in half. Not sure which would be more soothing. :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

I think I need to listen to Yanni or snap his CD in half. Not sure which would be more soothing. :MandJ:


Snap it. Please.

[CbusRed]

Snap it. Please.
agreed.

[TeamCasey]

I need some CQ tomfoolery or a Roy Tucker story.

[CougarQuest]

CQ does tomfoolery?!?

[Red Leader]

We should all make that our avatar. :devil:

Done.

[TeamCasey]

Can you make 10 words from CUGOHA?

3 letters or more.

[CougarQuest]

Hey TC, did you open that thread I posted about the Sony Webcam, if that picture won't put a lil smile on your face ... well, drink a beer.

[Red Leader]

Can you make 10 words from CUGOHA?

3 letters or more.

What the hell is CUGOHA?

I need a HUG ;)

[Roy Tucker]

Just finished my self-appraisal for FY 2004. God I hate doing those.

Mine is a concoction of self-aggrandizement and self-flagellation with a hint of horn-tooting and ego deflation topped off by a mish-mosh of industry jargon, i.e. a bunch of BS.

"Scooping up the field mice" was the version I know.

I'm stopping off at home to pick up the spousal unit and remaining child and then finding a place with beer. Tall, cold, frothy draft beers. None of those small glasses, gimme one of those 22 oz. jobbers.

:gac:

[Red Leader]

Ahhh, I just tried to edit your post, TC :MandJ:

[TeamCasey]

CQ does tomfoolery?!?

CQ does tomfoolery and shenanigans. It's the traits I admire so much in him. :)

[Red Leader]

"Scooping up the field mice" was the version I know.


That's the version my wife uses as well.

[TeamCasey]

Ahhh, I just tried to edit your post, TC :MandJ:

Just wait until Krono opens the thread and sees all his clones! :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Wow this will make it look like a true Krono-zone, TC. Keep posting... :MandJ:

[CbusRed]

Can I do this too?

[Red Leader]

I'll keep it my avatar for the weekend, but Monday I'm changing it back to the South Park gang.

[CougarQuest]

My sister-in-law had back surgery today. She is doing fine under synthetic morphine. In fact she feels muuuuuuuuch better. It's a modern miracle I say.

[Red Leader]

Can I do this too?

I don't know, can you?

[TeamCasey]

I hate self evaluation. I do something similar once a year. My boss is supposed to do the majority of it, but he leaves it up to us because he has no clue what we've done.

I'm better at picking out my "improvement opportunities", than I am tooting my own horn.

[CbusRed]

I just did!

[Red Leader]

I just did!


Niiiiiice... :thumbup:

[KronoRed]

I get a James Bond Vibe from that photo, like he's counting cards whilst enjoying a snuggle.

Red...KronoRed :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

Did anyone else take this in a completely different area? :eek: :devil:

I didn't...till now :angry:

[Puffy]

There sure is a lot of Krono going on in this thread.....

[Red Leader]

Red...KronoRed :RedinDC:

You're so smoooth. :RedinDC:

[Roy Tucker]

I'm stuck

COG
HUG
HAG
HOG
OUCH
CHUG
COUGH

[TeamCasey]

Can I do this too?

Sure, you're a subscriber. Right click on one of our Avatars, and save it to your computer. Go to UserCP in Redszone and upload it as your avatar.

[KronoRed]

(Better than the orange one.) You hottie!

I'm a little freaked out seeing my picture all over the place..... :help: like I'm talking to myself or something :eek:

[CougarQuest]

Can I ask a question? I don't understand the Minnie Pearl thing with the tags left on the hats.

[KronoRed]

There sure is a lot of Krono going on in this thread.....

Yeah...it's freaky :gac:

[Red Leader]

There sure is a lot of Krono going on in this thread.....

Puffy, put Krono on ignore and see if it ignores all of us....

[KronoRed]

I think Puffy already has me on ignore ;)

[TeamCasey]

I'm stuck

COG
HUG
HAG
HOG
OUCH
CHUG
COUGH

There's only 1 6 letter word that has to do with the wild west.

(Oh, and Ugh is a word ...... but I don't like it as one.)

[KronoRed]

I'm stuck

COG
HUG
HAG
HOG
OUCH
CHUG
COUGH

Nyquil? :D

[Red Leader]

Nyquil? :D


:MandJ:

[Puffy]

And now I have that damn Little Bunny foo foo song in my head with Krono's head on the bunny in my mental picture.

This must be what hell is like.

[KronoRed]

I hate self evaluation. I do something similar once a year. My boss is supposed to do the majority of it, but he leaves it up to us because he has no clue what we've done.

I'm better at picking out my "improvement opportunities", than I am tooting my own horn.

You should note that you can post quickly and react to changing thread patterns :D

[KronoRed]

I'll keep it my avatar for the weekend, but Monday I'm changing it back to the South Park gang.

Thank goodness :D

[Red Leader]

:RedinDC:




<----- I watch a lot of porn!

[KronoRed]

TC called me a hottie, don't doubt for one moment that I didn't screenshot that :D

[KronoRed]

And now I have that damn Little Bunny foo foo song in my head with Krono's head on the bunny in my mental picture.

This must be what hell is like.

I won't be in hell so I don't think so ;)

[KronoRed]

:RedinDC:




<----- I watch a lot of porn!

TMI RL :dflynn:

[Red Leader]

;)



<------- My friends call me Rico Suave

[KronoRed]

My sister-in-law had back surgery today. She is doing fine under synthetic morphine. In fact she feels muuuuuuuuch better. It's a modern miracle I say.

Good to hear CQ :gac:

[Red Leader]

This is fun! :D

[TeamCasey]

Can I ask a question? I don't understand the Minnie Pearl thing with the tags left on the hats.

$1.98 ..... she must have shopped at WalMart.

[Red Leader]

Puffy, post your picture. :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

This is fun! :D

Thank goodness none of you post on the baseball side :D

[KronoRed]

Puffy, post your picture. :RedinDC:

A real picture, 7 years old does not count ;)

[Puffy]

For the guys in the audience

http://drunkenstepfather.blogspot.com/2005/01/i-am-anna-kournikovas-yellow-bikini.html

[KronoRed]

Yes the lables are still on the hat :p:

[KronoRed]

Puffy that goes in the HOF foum :help:

[TeamCasey]

<====== "A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, VIVE LE DIFFERENCE!!"

[Puffy]

Puffy, post your picture. :RedinDC:

no.

[Puffy]

Puffy that goes in the HOF foum :help:

I said for the guys in the audience - you didn't need to click on it. And there is no nudity.

[KronoRed]

Maybe Puffy already posted his picture..maybe HE is beer guy ;)

[westofyou]

Originally Posted by CougarQuest
Can I ask a question? I don't understand the Minnie Pearl thing with the tags left on the hats.

Classic visual gag stuff, sets her up to be a hillbilly. A big role she played only on stage. Gotta remember that Minnie Pearl became popular right as Americas borders were getting closer together, she represents a real world view of what the media saw in the middle of the country. She turned it on them for her benefit.

[Roy Tucker]

There's only 1 6 letter word that has to do with the wild west.

(Oh, and Ugh is a word ...... but I don't like it as one.)
Wild west? Wild Argentina is more like it. I was scratching my head.

COG
HUG
HAG
HOG
OUCH
CHUG
COUGH

GAUCHO
UGH

About all I can think of for #10 is AUGH or HUGO.

[Red Leader]

I'm Puffy and my team, Team Puffy SUCKS :p:

[KronoRed]

The tags are still on the hat because it doesn't fit, I need to exchange it ;)

[Puffy]

Hey, get your own avatar. This one's mine.

[Red Leader]

Hey, get your own avatar. This one's mine.

What are you talking about? I'm Cartman's evil twin. You must be hella-stupid or somethin'. :MandJ:

[Roy Tucker]

So does that mean that the brothers that leave the tags on their ball caps are trying to be like Minnie Pearl?

[Red Leader]

You guys are hella-stupid, you guys are hella-lame. Hella-, hella-, hella- :p:

[Red Leader]

Ok, I'm changing my avatar. I don't want to step on any toes....

[westofyou]

So does that mean that the brothers that leave the tags on their ball caps are trying to be like Minnie Pearl?

Kinda, it's resisting a norm, her resistance was of stereotype the brothers resistance is against something not " brand new" hence the price tag it tells the world that I have economic power, my stuff is fresh of the rack.

But then again I could be full of crap.

[KronoRed]

Toes? :D

[KronoRed]

So does that mean that the brothers that leave the tags on their ball caps are trying to be like Minnie Pearl?
Maybe they to need to exchange there caps ;)

[KronoRed]

Team RL rocks :thumbup:

[Puffy]

Ok, I'm changing my avatar. I don't want to step on any toes....

Good thing too. I was about to say, "Screw you guys, I'm going home"

[KronoRed]

Wonder why CQ doesn't have an avatar..all the other mods do :confused:

[KronoRed]

Good thing too. I was about to say, "Screw you guys, I'm going home"
Aren't you already at home? :D

[TeamCasey]

Wild west? Wild Argentina is more like it. I was scratching my head.

COG
HUG
HAG
HOG
OUCH
CHUG
COUGH

GAUCHO
UGH

About all I can think of for #10 is AUGH or HUGO.

AGO

[Super_Barry11]

Ok, trying to catch up (kinda sorta)...

Congrats, Josh!! :jump:

So sorry about the dog, RL... :( Pets always seem to wiggle their way into family circles. One of my cats, Hershey, is getting up there in years as well, and I know it's going to be difficult when he goes, especially since he's a major link to my sister (she was a HUGE animal person and loved that cat more than anything).

[Unassisted]

Wild west? Wild Argentina is more like it. I was scratching my head.It's a Steely Dan album, too.. albeit not a very good one.

[Roy Tucker]

AGO
Thanks TC. I can go home now.

(wild west, bah!)

:gac:

[Unassisted]

Wonder why CQ doesn't have an avatar..all the other mods do :confused:I think we should put together a Top 10 List of Reasons CQ doesn't have an avatar.

[Red Leader]

I think we should put together a Top 10 List of Reasons CQ doesn't have an avatar.

Reasons 1-10: He shot it. :gunsfirin

[TeamCasey]

As a rule, how long will a so-called "Eight Day Clock" run without winding?

[Unassisted]

The end of my coughing may be at hand. Doc says I have a UR infection, so antibiotics are in my future. If history is any indication, I should be feeling close to normal again by the end of the weekend. :thumbup:

[CougarQuest]

Reason #1, I haven't paid my union dues for a year.

[westofyou]

Reason #2, It makes his thighs look fat.

[TeamCasey]

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?

[Super_Barry11]

I went to the mall today (yippee!!). I bought lots of clothes (of course) which no one wants to hear about, but you know what I hate? I hate going into Abercrombie & Fitch, and trying to shop amidst a bunch of giggling size 0 junior high girls. It's size 6 me with a Reds sweatshirt and sneakers on battling it out for a dressing room against little living Barbie dolls in stilettos and jeans. Ugh. And you know what else is ridiculous? I have to look for extra large tops in there!! How dumb is that??? I bought some shorts in there today that were smalls, but for some unknown reason, Abercrombie can't seem to sell t-shirts to accommodate people who actually have boobs. Unbelievable. :angry:

I also don't like trying things on as I hear the 2 chickadees in the next dressing room stall cussing like sailors really loudly. It was really, really annoying. These girls couldn't have been more than 14, and their obnoxious conversation made me blush. :rolleyes:

Ok, sorry, just had to vent a bit. I did get some great clothes today though... A few shirts, shorts, and a skirt. :)

[TeamCasey]

I went to the mall today (yippee!!). I bought lots of clothes (of course) which no one wants to hear about, but you know what I hate? I hate going into Abercrombie & Fitch, and trying to shop amidst a bunch of giggling size 0 junior high girls. It's size 6 me with a Reds sweatshirt and sneakers on battling it out for a dressing room against little living Barbie dolls in stilettos and jeans.

Oh Honey! I'm playing the violin over here for you. :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?


Uhhhhh. Pi?

[jmcclain19]

Reason No. 4 CQ doesn't have an avatar. They don't make one that will accommodate his boobs.

[CougarQuest]

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?
Are you trying to get us to do your work for you? :D

[RFS62]

12

[Red Leader]

11111111111111111111111111111111111112154555589788 88888888881111119867845555555555555555555666666666 66666666661111144445216544818987871817871871891787 1887871878178787187187187187787815151214517841548+ 1151511515154654545646548978+798789789719871987981 87879er and 2/3?

[westofyou]

Reason #5 - It makes his beer too warm for even him to finish.

[Super_Barry11]

Oh Honey! I'm playing the violin over here for you. :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

:MandJ: It was really aggravating!! I love how they give me looks, like, "YOU'RE trying THAT on???" I fear I'm too dorky to go in there anymore... Case Western has nerdified me!!! :p:

[TeamCasey]

None! It's a hole, people!

[TeamCasey]

A new medical building containing 100 offices has just been completed. KronoRed was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Krono have to paint the number 9?

[CougarQuest]

OOOOO, I almost forgot. While I was in the hospital visiting my sister-in-law, there was a person sitting next to me reading one of those rags, (National Inquirer or something like that) ... any way, there was a pic in it of a pink hi-heeled shoe that was actually a car and I immediately thought of Rosie!

[Red Leader]

None! It's a hole, people!

Damn, I hate being outsmarted by people that are smarter than me. :MandJ:

Anyway. Take care. Have a good weekend, and I'll see you all on Monday.

[RBA]

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?

None. :gac:

[TeamCasey]

None. :gac:

Very good! :MandJ:

[jmcclain19]

A new medical building containing 100 offices has just been completed. KronoRed was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Krono have to paint the number 9?

Once :allovrjr:

[TeamCasey]

Once :allovrjr:

:MandJ: Actually, that's a better answer than the one I have. This time I have a trickless number.

[RBA]

19?

[TeamCasey]

Close

[CougarQuest]

11

[RBA]

damn it 20!

[RBA]

9,19,29,39,49,59,69,79,89,90,91,92,93,94,95,96,97, 98,99

I knew I had to count 99 twice, but forgot to do it.

[TeamCasey]

damn it 20!

You got it, Baybeh! :)

[TeamCasey]

John Lee Hooker in the CD player. Things are looking up. :thumbup:

[TeamCasey]

Are these mind benders a :thumbdown or a :thumbup: for the thread?

[Puffy]

John Lee Hooker

Not hookers. Call girls. Puffy likes call girls.

[jmcclain19]

:thumbup: TC,

[TeamCasey]

I want WOY to photoshop me into a group of babelicious studmuffins.

[TeamCasey]

CougarQuest has a bow and 60 arrows. If CQ shoots the first arrow at exactly noon and continues to shoot one every minute thereafter, at what time will he run out of beer ..... I mean arrows?

[jmcclain19]

12:59

[Super_Barry11]

OMG you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that no one cares about what I post 95% of the time, but this is BIG... This is AWESOME!!! Wayne Simien, the All-American forward at Kansas, had a chat session today, and I submitted a question... Somehow, for some reason, HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!!!!!

Here's the chat transcript (http://kuathletics.collegesports.com/chat/010105aaa.html) .

This was my question and Wayne's answer-

Kristin (Cleveland): Hello, Mr. Simien! I was wondering what your usual pre-game ritual is and if you're very superstitious. Thanks for taking the time to chat and good luck! :)
Wayne Simien: Well I am not a superstitious person at all. I wouldn't call it a ritual but the only thing that I consistently do before games is take a nap; Wear a suit, because every game is a special occasion to me; and blast some praise and worship in my truck on they way to the stadium and in my headphones in the locker-room.

[CougarQuest]

I wouldn't be able to hold out to just one a minute. Those bad boys would look like they were shot from an Uzi

[TeamCasey]

12:59

Winner!!!! :thumbup:

[CougarQuest]

Did you tell him about a guy who thinks his name sounds like what a Trojan blocks? :MandJ:

Oh, heck, just joking, congratulations.

OMG you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that no one cares about what I post 95% of the time, but this is BIG... This is AWESOME!!! Wayne Simien, the All-American forward at Kansas, had a chat session today, and I submitted a question... Somehow, for some reason, HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!!!!!

Here's the chat transcript (http://kuathletics.collegesports.com/chat/010105aaa.html) .

This was my question and Wayne's answer-

Kristin (Cleveland): Hello, Mr. Simien! I was wondering what your usual pre-game ritual is and if you're very superstitious. Thanks for taking the time to chat and good luck! :)
Wayne Simien: Well I am not a superstitious person at all. I wouldn't call it a ritual but the only thing that I consistently do before games is take a nap; Wear a suit, because every game is a special occasion to me; and blast some praise and worship in my truck on they way to the stadium and in my headphones in the locker-room.

[TeamCasey]

:MandJ: CQ!

WTG SB! (and you're wrong about people caring what you post. We do.)

B.B. King is chiming in. I'm better now. I just need one of you guys to come over and massage my shoulders.

[RFS62]

Congratulations, Josh!!! That's fantastic news.

:gac:

[RFS62]

RL, very sorry to hear about the dog. Ours is like a family member too.

[TeamCasey]

I'm getting closer to 12K posts. How sick is that?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Sick.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm dancing right now with a glass of Bushmills and Jay-Z on my stereo.

[TeamCasey]

Uh Oh! A religious thing on our beloved thread. Will it cause controversy? ;)

After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27th, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister??

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm certainly inebriated right now.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Uh Oh! A religious thing on our beloved thread. Will it cause controversy? ;)

After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27th, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister??

Yes.

and if that's wrong, I submit the answer "no."

[zombie-a-go-go]

SB! If I see you make denigrating comments about your appearance one more time I'll be forced to email you pictures of women who are actually unattractive. They may scar you for life. Yes, I dated some of them. Anyway, you don't want that.

[zombie-a-go-go]

If I keep posting this could be an all-zombie page.

ha. ha. ha!

[CougarQuest]

No he would be dead

[zombie-a-go-go]

I look really funny trying to rap along with Jay-Z.

Man, I hate that full-length mirror in the hallway.

:MandJ:

[TeamCasey]

Not to break up a Zone but Go Zombie! Go Zombie!

[TeamCasey]

No he would be dead

Winner! :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

uhhh... Coug's all smart and stuff. :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

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[jmcclain19]

I started a poll

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?p=536074#post536074

Thinking of taking some time and trying my hand at designing a new Redszone theme

[zombie-a-go-go]

Not to break up a Zone but Go Zombie! Go Zombie!

Woot! Woot!

We gotta go our drinking sometime.

You know last date-night I thought I'd be all cool and masculine and say "we're taking a car there and a cab back, that way nobody (read as: you) doesn't have to leave their car downtown."

So the car driver that picked us up couldn't find Crush and almost wrecked into a building trying to do a U. The car driver who took us home got pulled over for speeding and suprise! the driver didn't have insurance. or a license. HA! HA !HA !

[jmcclain19]

We gotta go our drinking sometime.

Something tells me sometime is right now for Zom

[TeamCasey]

Captain Zombie called upon all his powers to navigate his ship through angry seas. He was only a half day from reaching land, and his ship, full of priceless ostrich feathers was getting wetter by the wave. Zombie knew that if he took on much more water they would go down like a ship of wet feathers! Captain Zombie thought back to the many calculations he had made when loading the ship so that he would be ready if such a situation arose. Now that it had, he desparately tried to remember what he had concluded. (He has a pint or two of Bushnell's, don'tcha know.). Would a ton of wet ostrich feathers weigh the ship down that much more than a ton of dry ostrich feathers?

[zombie-a-go-go]

I;m a pretty big fan of beer.

Just sayin'. (to break out that old canard; yes, it's old, on the thread things age rapidly)

[CougarQuest]

I won, I really won!?! I'd like to thank all the dead people I see who gave me the answer. Oh, wait, no they didn't tell me anything, I thought of that answer all on my own. Yeah, that's it, all on my own.

[zombie-a-go-go]

DUDE!

They both weigh a ton!

What do I win?

[TeamCasey]

Woot! Woot!

We gotta go our drinking sometime.

I'm dancing right now with you. The boy had a long day and is sleeping. I can actually play some music that doesn't involve cartoon characters!

[pedro]

here's a brain teaser. (http://takuhn.homeip.net/psychic.swf)

can anyone figure out how it works?

[zombie-a-go-go]

I won, I really won!?! I'd like to thank all the dead people I see who gave me the answer. Oh, wait, no they didn't tell me anything, I thought of that answer all on my own. Yeah, that's it, all on my own.

I see dead people.

[TeamCasey]

DUDE!

They both weigh a ton!

What do I win?

You win a ton of our admiration and respect! :MandJ:

[jmcclain19]

Would a ton of wet ostrich feathers weigh the ship down that much more than a ton of dry ostrich feathers?

no

ton=ton

EDIT: Obviously, Zombie went forward in time and read my post, and transmorphed back several posts and logged his answer

[CbusRed]

I started a poll

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?p=536074#post536074

Thinking of taking some time and trying my hand at designing a new Redszone theme

how would you even go about doing that?

[westofyou]

here's a brain teaser. (http://takuhn.homeip.net/psychic.swf)

can anyone figure out how it works?




http://artlung.com/words/flash-psychic-proof/

[TeamCasey]

here's a brain teaser. (http://takuhn.homeip.net/psychic.swf)

can anyone figure out how it works?

I think I'm doing something wrong.

[jmcclain19]

how would you even go about doing that?

I'd put it in a big mixing bowl....add a touch of cinamon...


Actually I was going thru some archives and read that someone, a reader, designed the black version. I own a few websites that use php and CSS, thought I could use the practice to design a VBB template. And if I do so at a site I enjoy, so be it.

[zombie-a-go-go]

no

ton=ton

EDIT: Obviously, Zombie went forward in time and read my post, and transmorphed back several posts and logged his answer

HG Wells ain't got nothing on me, yo.

[TeamCasey]

EDIT: Obviously, Zombie went forward in time and read my post, and transmorphed back several posts and logged his answer

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

Good job! You win too!

[MWM]

Tomorrow's the big day I get my life back. For those who have been following this sags, yes, she's STILL here.

[pedro]

http://artlung.com/words/flash-psychic-proof/

way to jump in tere and give up the secret for something you already knew about. real cool woy.

[TeamCasey]

jmmcclain left the "Soul-Ace Hotel" and walked to the parking lot. Without the benefit of moonlight or any artificial light, he was able to spot his black car 100 meters away. How was this possible.

[CougarQuest]

BTW TC, I like your avatar :thumbup:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Tomorrow's the big day I get my life back. For those who have been following this sags, yes, she's STILL here.

:clap:

That calls for a celebratory drink!

Here's to freedom, MWM! :gac:

[TeamCasey]

Tomorrow's the big day I get my life back. For those who have been following this sags, yes, she's STILL here.

Ifr you miss her, we can nag you on this thread for a few days. ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

jmmcclain left the "Soul-Ace Hotel" and walked to the parking lot. Without the benefit of moonlight or any artificial light, he was able to spot his black car 100 meters away. How was this possible.

The lot was empty and it was high noon. What up?

[TeamCasey]

Thank you, CQ. It's kinda neat and Krono safe.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Though technically, moonlight and sunlight are the same thing, since moonlight is just the sun's light reflected.

Holla!

[zombie-a-go-go]

had to hustle, my back to the wall, ashy knuckles
Pockets filled with a lot of lint, not a cent
Gotta vent, lot of innocent of lives lost on the project bench
Whatchu hollerin? Gotta pay rent, bring dollars in
By the bodega, iron under my coat, feelin braver
Doo-rag wrappin my waves up, pockets full of hope
Do not step to me - I'm awkward, I box leftier often
My pops left me an orphan, my momma wasn't home
Could not stress to me I wasn't grown; 'specially on nights
I brought somethin home to quiet the stomach rumblings
My demeanor - thirty years my senior
My childhood didn't mean much, only raisin green up
Raisin my fingers to critics; raisin my head to the sky
Big I did it - multi before I die
No lie, just know I chose my own fate
I drove by the fork in the road and went straight

[CbusRed]

here's a brain teaser. (http://takuhn.homeip.net/psychic.swf)

can anyone figure out how it works?

only the numbers 2,9, 18, 21, 27, 36, 45, 54, 55, 63, 72, 81, and 86 are possible answers. If you notice, all these correspond to the same symbol. when you click "try again" the symbols for those numbers change, but all stay the same. the program simply outputs the symbol that corresponds to the possible answers at that given time.

[westofyou]

way to jump in tere and give up the secret for something you already knew about. real cool woy.

Anytime I have the spirit of houdini in breaking the occult.... except Alice Cooper... I like him, he's cool.

[TeamCasey]

The lot was empty and it was high noon. What up?

Good nuff! It's was daytime.

You guys are on a roll tonight.

[zombie-a-go-go]

only the numbers 2,9, 18, 21, 27, 36, 45, 54, 55, 63, 72, 81, and 86 are possible answers. If you notice, all these correspond to the same symbol. when you click "try again" the symbols for those numbers change, but all stay the same. the program simply outputs the symbol that corresponds to the possible answers at that given time.

I have no idea what you're going on about. :D :thumbup:

[CougarQuest]

I think perhaps I should make a rum and coke for myself.

[CbusRed]

hah i guess WOY allready beat me to it, this thing has been around for a while. my roomates and I actually figured it out on our own, allthough it took us much longer than it should have :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

This thread is moving faster than a White Castle burger through the digestive system.

Holla!

[zombie-a-go-go]

I think perhaps I should make a rum and coke for myself.

I think you should as well.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I like the word" imbroglio."

And "donnybrook."

Just sayin'.

[jmcclain19]

jmmcclain left the "Soul-Ace Hotel" and walked to the parking lot. Without the benefit of moonlight or any artificial light, he was able to spot his black car 100 meters away. How was this possible.

He's the cat's meow, that's why.

[TeamCasey]

Super Barry owns a vacation house in Northern Ontario which has an A-shaped roof. One side of the roof faces north and the other side faces south. The prevailing winds from the north are usually quite strong. The strange thing is that the stronger the wind blows, the stronger the resulting updraft on the south side of the roof. Therefore, if a rooster was to lay an egg on the peak of the roof during a strong northernly wind, on which side should the egg fall most of the time?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Man, is it warm in here or is it just me?

Not that any of you would know, seeing as how you're all far too intelligent to live in Norwood, or as we affectionately refer to it : "Nor-Hood."

[jmcclain19]

Super Barry owns a vacation house in Northern Ontario which has an A-shaped roof. One side of the roof faces north and the other side faces south. The prevailing winds from the north are usually quite strong. The strange thing is that the stronger the wind blows, the stronger the resulting updraft on the south side of the roof. Therefore, if a rooster was to lay an egg on the peak of the roof during a strong northernly wind, on which side should the egg fall most of the time?

The side of the house that Wayne Simien is pinned down to the ground on, as a part of SB's attempt to make him her love slave.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Super Barry owns a vacation house in Northern Ontario which has an A-shaped roof. One side of the roof faces north and the other side faces south. The prevailing winds from the north are usually quite strong. The strange thing is that the stronger the wind blows, the stronger the resulting updraft on the south side of the roof. Therefore, if a rooster was to lay an egg on the peak of the roof during a strong northernly wind, on which side should the egg fall most of the time?

ROOSTERS CAN'T LAY EGGS! BOO! HISS!

[TeamCasey]

Waiting for my Pepcid AC to kick in. I gave myself ojida with todays hissy-fit.

B.B. King is helping.

I almost grabbed Patsy Cline ..... but she can set me off in either direction. B.B. has me grooving.

[zombie-a-go-go]

You almost got me on that one.

the tertiary details are always the most important ones.

[TeamCasey]

ROOSTERS CAN'T LAY EGGS! BOO! HISS!

Give that man a drink!

[CougarQuest]

Rosters laying eggs... I think not

[zombie-a-go-go]

Give that man a drink!

huzzah!

[TeamCasey]

The side of the house that Wayne Simien is pinned down to the ground on, as a part of SB's attempt to make him her love slave.

:devil: :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Rosters laying eggs... I think not

The Reds roster is gonna lay an proverbial egg this season.

[zombie-a-go-go]

What the hell is ojida ?