Be the last person to post on this thread

[Red Leader]

LAUNCHcast is now playing "She's on It" by the Beastie Boys.

Much better, LAUNCHcast, much better.

It's Friday after all :lol:

[zombie-a-go-go]

My first meeting was a bust because the person that I needed an update from wasn't there.

Second meeting cancelled.

My afternoon meeting is actually a party.

Work isn't too bad today.

Woot! :birthday:

[TeamCasey]

Woot! :birthday:


:MandJ: Not a party FOR me ...... but I'll fantasize that when I go.

[Red Leader]

Cold chillin' in the spot - and she won't stop
She'll do what's best just to reach the top
She studies real hard - all night she'll cram
In school she majors in advanced Def Jam

:rockband:

[TeamCasey]

Why did Spongebob get the padlock?

[Chip R]

I feel nauseous. Not sure why. I'm eating a halfa sandwich. Hope it goes away before beer thirty.
Maybe you'll feel better if you eat a whole sandwich. ;)

[Chip R]

What did Spongebob get the padlock?
I'm guessing it wasn't necessarily the article but the title of the thread and the comments of the poster.

[Red Leader]

If anyone is bored, this is a fun little time-waster...


http://pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/snow.html

[Red Leader]

Listening to Damage, Inc by Metallica.

Makes me want to go kick over some trash cans and vandalize stuff in general.

Or squeal around in a 70's van a la the boys in "Old School".

[zombie-a-go-go]

~3hrs until I leave work.

3. Whole. Hours.

[CbusRed]

I havent listened to green day in 2 days, and Im listening to american idiot now. and yes, its still awesome.

[letsgojunior]

I'm in and out all day long, can someone tell me when Puffy's groundbreaking interview with Craig will be aired?

[CbusRed]

I'm in and out all day long, can someone tell me when Puffy's groundbreaking interview with Craig will be aired?


Dont worry about it. get out of here.. NOW!

[creek14]

My code for when I have to go to the bathroom is "I'm going to the bathroom."

[zombie-a-go-go]

If anyone is bored, this is a fun little time-waster...


http://pi.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/snow.html

hmm...

[Red Leader]

I'm in and out all day long, can someone tell me when Puffy's groundbreaking interview with Craig will be aired?

No specific time was given as to when it would be posted.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I don't know that I'd call that 'fun,' RL.

[zombie-a-go-go]

My code for when I have to go to the bathroom is "I'm going to the bathroom."

You're a sneaky one...

[Red Leader]

Very nice, zombie. Very nice.

[Red Leader]

I don't know that I'd call that 'fun,' RL.

You're right. Not much fun in the making of it, but it was fun after the project was finished and I looked at it.

Probably more fun for the girls, who've always secretly wanted to do it.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Defenestration is a good word.

[Red Leader]

Defenestration is a good word.

Castration is not.

[CbusRed]

Holy Crap, look what I found.

http://home.insight.rr.com/craigwalkup/images/coombs.JPG

[Red Leader]

Listening to "Bad Reputation" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, and wanting to vandalize again. :lol:

[zombie-a-go-go]

and this...

[creek14]

Well I can see most people on this thread are just going to tinkle the day away.

[zombie-a-go-go]

So maybe it's a little amusing...

[Roy Tucker]

Back in 1976 when we all had a touch of Philadelphia Freedom I caught Elton at the Riverfront Coliseum (Firststar) Sat in the penalty box.

It RAWKED..... During this song fog filled the stage and Elton (pre diva) tore it upo like nothing I've seen before.
Saw Elton either in the fall of '73 or spring of '74 (I know it was my junior year at OSU). The show was at St. Johns Arena.

I hadn't heard Goodbye Yellow Brick road yet so the show blew me away (don't remember if it had been released or not). I was like "what is this?!?!".

Absolutely blew the doors off the place. I was in the upper balcony at St. Johns and it was literally bouncing and swaying. Great show.

[Red Leader]

How do you get those pictures in here?

[Puffy]

I'm in and out all day long, can someone tell me when Puffy's groundbreaking interview with Craig will be aired?

I'm about to head out for the day and my allergies are kickin it old school and making me feel like crap, so it might not be today.

I'm just not feeling it right now.

[westofyou]

Roy you're thinking of this date.

May 6 1972
US CONCERT - Columbus OH

[Red Leader]

Can someone explain to me how to get those "pee-ing" pictures posted in here?

CTRL-C and CTRL-V is not working and I don't get an optino to save in Macromedia.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Calm down, RL.

Hit Print Screen on your keyboard, then open up Paint and hit CTRL+V. Resize to taste, save, and upload.

[Red Leader]

Calm down, RL.

Hit Print Screen on your keyboard, then open up Paint and hit CTRL+V. Resize to taste, save, and upload.

Screw it. It wasn't that good.

[Red Leader]

I have reached my week-end goal of 9700 posts, however.

[Red Leader]

My pee-picture said:

Please don't pee here, I want to Ice Skate

gO rEDz.

-Puffy

[zombie-a-go-go]

My pee-picture said:

Please don't pee here, I want to Ice Skate

gO rEDz.

-Puffy

:MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Two hours until I leave now.

Oh, and TC:

:birthday:

[TeamCasey]

Calm down, RL.

Hit Print Screen on your keyboard, then open up Paint and hit CTRL+V. Resize to taste, save, and upload.

:MandJ: I made one, went through all that and realized that I can't upload pictures anymore.

[Red Leader]

:MandJ: I made one, went through all that and realized that I can't upload pictures anymore.

That sucks, TC. :MandJ:

[TeamCasey]

Two hours until I leave now.

Oh, and TC:

:birthday:

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: What do you know? I'm 29 again!

[TeamCasey]

That sucks, TC. :MandJ:

I'm powerless to spread evil. My wings have been clipped.

[Red Leader]

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: What do you know? I'm 29 again!

At least we don't have to throw away the same candles you've been using the last 17 years :p:

[Chip R]

Happy 29th birthday, TC! :gac:

[zombie-a-go-go]

You know what would be good for lunch?

Captain D's.

[Red Leader]

Captain D's would be good.

I'm thinking I need some kind of "hot" food as in temperature hot to warm me up. Cold deli sandwich just won't work today.

[Red Leader]

Slowwww in here.

I blame Krono.

[Red Leader]

7 members and 0 guests)
Red Leader, DunnersGrl44, Super_Barry11, TeamCasey, Chip R, Unassisted

Who's cloaked?

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm not planning on eating lunch today.

Which is a good thing, since the cafeteria closed .5hrs ago. :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

7 members and 0 guests)
Red Leader, DunnersGrl44, Super_Barry11, TeamCasey, Chip R, Unassisted

Who's cloaked?

Now, if I told you, that would kinda be defeating the purpose of their being cloaked, wouldn't it?

[Red Leader]

lgj, whenever you visit again...did you buy that Passenger's Soundtrack CD I asked you about around Christmas yet?

[Red Leader]

Now, if I told you, that would kinda be defeating the purpose of their being cloaked, wouldn't it?

I'm guessing it was you.

[zombie-a-go-go]

lgj, whenever you visit again...did you buy that Passenger's Soundtrack CD I asked you about around Christmas yet?

Great Golightly, will you shut up about that CD???????? :angry: :angry: :angry:


;)

[RosieRed]

I'm probably the cloaked one. :)

I'm so annoyed with myself. I bought more coffee a few days ago, and had to leave it in the car when I got home because my hands were full. I meant to bring it in last night because I'm out of coffee now. But I forgot. So the coffee is out in the cold, and I need to go get it. Which means putting on clothes and a coat and shoes etc. !&^#$ caffeine addiction!!

[Red Leader]

I'm probably the cloaked one. :)

Which means putting on clothes and a coat and shoes etc.

Thanks for identifying yourself.

Rosie's NAKED! :MandJ:

No wonder you cloaked yourself.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm guessing it was you.

Kreskin you ain't. :D

[Red Leader]

Great Golightly, will you shut up about that CD???????? :angry: :angry: :angry:


;)

I just think she'd really like it is all....

Sorr-ree buddy. ;)

[CbusRed]

Pre-Employment Drug test time...

Last time I had one of these, I got there and couldnt "go"

So I polished off a gallon of water about a half hour ago, hopefully it does the trick.


later homeys.

[Red Leader]

Kreskin you ain't. :D

That's for sure. I'm not the guy who can tell the past or present too well either. ;)

[Red Leader]

Pre-Employment Drug test time...

Last time I had one of these, I got there and couldnt "go"



Another performance issue to add to the list.

[zombie-a-go-go]

When your opinion on this matter becomes relevant, we'll be sure to let you know.

Don't hold your breath.

I almost posted this somewhere else, but know that I shouldn't, so I'm posting it here instead.

God, but it feels good to 'say,' though.

[RosieRed]

Thanks for identifying yourself.

Rosie's NAKED! :MandJ:

No wonder you cloaked yourself.

Not naked! Was just in pjs unsuitable for cold weather.

Coffee is now brewing. :)

[Red Leader]

50 minutes until lunch. 40 minutes until I place my order and find out what the soup of the day is...

[zombie-a-go-go]

Is anyone really naked in the winter? I mean, I imagine that id I did sleep ... uhm... you know, I'm just going to stop talking right now.

[Red Leader]

Not naked! Was just in pjs unsuitable for cold weather.

Coffee is now brewing. :)

I was just teasing, Rosie.

I knew you weren't naked.

Nice PJ's btw. :mhcky21: :MandJ:

[DunnersGrl44]

Hey Everyone
is anyone else rediculously tired, or is that just me!

[Red Leader]

I was trying to act like I'm Jason Bourne in that last post.

[zombie-a-go-go]

50 minutes until lunch. 40 minutes until I place my order and find out what the soup of the day is...

1hr and 50min until I go home, baybee!

:birthday:

[Red Leader]

Hey Everyone
is anyone else rediculously tired, or is that just me!

Not just you, probably Cbus, too. :mhcky21:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I was trying to act like I'm Jason Bourne in that last post.

It's not a tumor!

Oh, wait... wrong movie.

Whatever, man.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Not just you, probably Cbus, too. :mhcky21:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[DunnersGrl44]

Craig I learned yesterday is someone you never take out..
Hishsirt was making me nauseous
He was talking to ugly guy in there and telling them that my friend Terri was in love with him.
It was entertaining!

[RFS62]

I was trying to act like I'm Jason Bourne in that last post.


Nice work. You really nailed it.


:sleep:

[DunnersGrl44]

:MandJ:

[RosieRed]

My brother started taking Spanish this year (8th grade). Well, the class actually started when they got back from Christmas break, so he's just learning early stuff.

Anyway, I called my parents' house last night and my brother answered. It went like this:

Him: Hello?
Me: Hey, how are you?
Him: Hola! Como estas?
Me: Bien, y tu?
Him: What?
Me: I said 'Bien, y tu?'
Him: Yeah, I don't know that yet.

Cracked me up. This will be interesting though. I don't speak Spanish all that well, but when he learns more of it I think we'll be able to speak it in front of our parents and drive them crazy. Yes, I'm actually 12 years old. ;)

[Red Leader]

Nice work. You really nailed it.


:sleep:

Yea, thanks.


:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

:MandJ:

Hey, you can't laugh at your own quote...that's borderline SHENANIGANS.

[zombie-a-go-go]

traderumor hasn't been around recently, has he?

I wonder how his new babe's doing.

[DunnersGrl44]

I was laughing at your Jason Bourne thing....
I just hit the wrong button, I fixed it!

[RosieRed]

BTW, it is blindingly bright outside.

[zombie-a-go-go]

BTW, it is blindingly bright outside.

Yeah... the last time you pulled that on me I rushed outside to have a cigarette and froze my phalanges off.

Won't be fooled again.

[Chip R]

Hello, Rosie. Attagirl on that memo you got. :thumbup:

[creek14]

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

WIFE vs. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

[Chip R]

Craig I learned yesterday is someone you never take out..
Hishsirt was making me nauseous
He was talking to ugly guy in there and telling them that my friend Terri was in love with him.
It was entertaining!
Your haiku sucks. ;)

[DunnersGrl44]

Thanks Chip!!

[DunnersGrl44]

Alright Kids
I am out
HAve a great Friday everyone!!!!!!!!

[zombie-a-go-go]

There's a town in Ohio called Novelty.

I want to move there now.

[creek14]

Today on the noon news they were talking about some civil servent who didn't report something and his supervisor was saying that they would have none of that kind of SHENANIGANS in his office.

[RosieRed]

Yeah... the last time you pulled that on me I rushed outside to have a cigarette and froze my phalanges off.

Won't be fooled again.

I don't think you should go outside. The sun reflecting off the snow is blinding. I was seeing spots when I came back inside.

[westofyou]

It's Friday......... Zag gets off work in an hour and a half and I'm just starting to work.

Looks like "Let it Be" by The Replacements is in order.

[RosieRed]

Hello, Rosie. Attagirl on that memo you got. :thumbup:

Thanks :)

[Red Leader]

There's a town in Ohio called Novelty.

I want to move there now.

There's a lot of city names in Australia that are very funny:

Black Charlie's Opening
Mount Mee
Bobbin Head
Wet Beaver Creek
and Tittybong are some good ones.

[RosieRed]

In an odd twist, today (Friday) is actually my Friday for once! Well, sort of. I'm off tomorrow, but work Sunday. And Monday, then I'm off Tues-Wed. So today is like a pseudo Friday for me. But I'll take it!

[zombie-a-go-go]

bamboozle
bilk
cajole
cheat
chicane
double-cross
dupe
flimflam
fool
hoax
hoodwink
hornswoggle
humbug
inveigle
mislead
rook
sweet-talk
swindle
trick

[westofyou]

How young are you?

How old am I?

Let's count the lines around my eyes.

How smart are you?

How dumb am I?

[RosieRed]

Towns in Pennsylvania:

Paradise
Bird in Hand
Intercourse

I believe they're all in Amish areas.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Who lives near Dayton?

The Mandalay banquet Center. Is it swank, or a dive?

[Chip R]

Towns in Pennsylvania:

Paradise
Bird in Hand
Intercourse

I believe they're all in Amish areas.
Yeah, we stopped at some restaurant along the PA turnpike when we were going to NYC on our senior class trip and they had placemats with the names of towns in that area on them. We got the biggest kick out of some of those names. Intercourse. Brandywine.

[TeamCasey]

Tim Allen had this to say about Martha Stewart:

"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson & Kobe
Bryant are walking around; Osama BinLaden too. But they take the one
woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul
her tush to jail."

[zombie-a-go-go]

Tim Allen had this to say about Martha Stewart:

"Boy, I feel safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson & Kobe
Bryant are walking around; Osama BinLaden too. But they take the one
woman in America willing to cook and clean and work in the yard and haul
her tush to jail."

Tim Allen's an unamusing crackhead.

[creek14]

Who lives near Dayton?

The Mandalay banquet Center. Is it swank, or a dive?
It's your run of the mill banquet center. Not a dive, but it ain't the Ritz, either.

[TeamCasey]

I'm off to my final meeting of the day. Catch you kids later.

[zombie-a-go-go]

It's your run of the mill banquest center. Not a dive, but it ain't the Ritz, either.

Well then, I'm afraid that Coolidge, Wall, Womslet and Lombard LLC will just have to live without my presence there next week. 'Cuz the Zom only attends the swankiest functions (if they're about something boring, and hey... they're lawyers).

Thanks. :thumbup:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm off to my final meeting of the day. Catch you kids later.

:birthday:

[Chip R]

I'm getting an award tomorrow night.

Unfortunately it's as a result of my broken ankle. :lol:

[RosieRed]

What takes so long in preparing W2's that they can't be sent out right after the first of the year? I want mine now.

[RFS62]

:birthday:


Is it TC's birthday?

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm getting an award tomorrow night.

Unfortunately it's as a result of my broken ankle. :lol:

Hew, don't knock an award.

If you get a trophy, you might be able to pawn it 30 years down the line.

[zombie-a-go-go]

What takes so long in preparing W2's that they can't be sent out right after the first of the year? I want mine now.

Word.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Is it TC's birthday?

Today she turns 29.

:birthday:

[Chip R]

Hew, don't knock an award.

If you get a trophy, you might be able to pawn it 30 years down the line.
It'll be a certificate so it won't be worth much. Tough way to get an award though.

[RFS62]

Well, how come there isn't a separate thread? :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Unassisted is a scathing genius.

Just sayin'.

[creek14]

Unless this is September (IIRC), it isn't really her birthday.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Tough way to get an award though.

The last award I got was when I was 4... I got it from the dentist for being a "Super Sport!!" when he had to pull one of my teeth that had hooked in my gums.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Unless this is September (IIRC), it isn't really her birthday.

Party Pooper!!!

[Red Leader]

Who lives near Dayton?

The Mandalay banquet Center. Is it swank, or a dive?

I don't know if I'd call it swank....

Its really nice inside, not the best part of town however.

It's no "Waffle House" in Covington, but its not Beverly Hills either. ;)

[Red Leader]

Ok folks, off to pick up my lunch...see you in about 15.

[zombie-a-go-go]

You cats need to quit dissing the Covington WH. :MandJ:

[CougarQuest]

Congrats Rosie (yes I know I'm about 10 pages too late, but I just got caught up)

Dunner, I'm sure it doesn't look like a bengals helmet.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Lot of new cats checking out the thread today. Wonder why?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hey, everyone... look! I'm being facetious! ;)

[Unassisted]

Lot of new cats checking out the thread today. Wonder why?Could be related to the rumor I started about Krono handing out free beer.

[Chip R]

BTW, here is where we are having our banquet tomorrow night. It ain't the Covington Waffle House but it'll do.

http://cincinnati.reds.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/cin/ballpark/riverfront_club.jsp

[zombie-a-go-go]

Could be related to the rumor I started about Krono handing out free beer.

Fool!

Now they'll all know! :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

It ain't the Covington Waffle House but it'll do.





:MandJ:

[Unassisted]

There's a town in Ohio called Novelty.

I want to move there now.My favorite Ohio place name is Knockemstiff.

[zombie-a-go-go]

That place is crap, Chipper. :thumbdown


;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Yo know, I'm very impressed with Craig's handling of the coconut-ginger-lavender-whatever crap that he uses. he handled the situation with dignity and aplomb.

Okay, so I really just wanted to use the word 'aplomb.'

Do guys get facials?

[Red Leader]

Do guys get facials?

http://home.insight.rr.com/craigwalkup/images/NO!.jpg

Real men do NOT get facials. Real men do not use orange coconut lavendar crap either, even if they handle it with dignity and aplomb.

[RosieRed]

You cats need to quit dissing the Covington WH. :MandJ:

http://home.insight.rr.com/craigwalkup/images/NO!.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

I also think it's close to tht time when I should be bundling up and hitting the road.

[zombie-a-go-go]

http://home.insight.rr.com/craigwalkup/images/NO!.jpg

If you get real close to the screen, you can almost smell the oranges. Ahhhhhh.

[RosieRed]

Yo know, I'm very impressed with Craig's handling of the coconut-ginger-lavender-whatever crap that he uses. he handled the situation with dignity and aplomb.

Okay, so I really just wanted to use the word 'aplomb.'

Do guys get facials?

Guys get facials. Z, you could go with me to the Aveda Institute if/when I get a facial there! ;)

Seriously though, facials rawk. Sooo relaxing.

[Red Leader]

If you get real close to the screen, you can almost smell the oranges. Ahhhhhh.

No thanks.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Guys get facials. Z, you could go with me to the Aveda Institute if/when I get a facial there! ;)

Yes!

And afterward, I can go get a testiculectomy!

[letsgojunior]

I concur with Rosie about facials. Especially if you get a massage with the facial (most come included). It's so relaxing, especially the steam application. I try to get one every month, for general skincare and just for the relaxation experience. Extractions aren't always fun, but I see them as a means to an end.

A lot of guys get facials too. Even though I was joking with Craig yesterday, I think it's very attractive when a guy takes care of himself (the metrosexual type);)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Is the Aveda place you're talking about the one next to the Blockbuster?

Because I coulda sworn I saw them carting body bags out onto the loading docks the other night when I was on my way back from buying whisky at Kroger.

[Red Leader]

Yes!

And afterward, I can go get a testiculectomy!


You got it. <insert TC's favorite saying here>

[Red Leader]

Is the Aveda place you're talking about the one next to the Blockbuster?

Because I coulda sworn I saw them carting body bags out onto the loading docks the other night when I was on my way back from buying whisky at Kroger.

No, you're thinking of the Waffle House in Covington. :devil: :allovrjr:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I've never heard of a guy getting a facial. Honest.

[CougarQuest]

Yes!

And afterward, I can go get a testiculectomy!
:MandJ: :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

No, you're thinking of the Waffle House in Covington. :devil: :allovrjr:

Dude, I looooove that place.

Anyway, I've been trying to get down to the new IHOP they built over in Oakley, but every time I drive past the damn place is packed to the gills. Like it were a fish. Or a whale. Like the one that swallowed Pinnocchio.

I'm losing my train of thought, here...

[CougarQuest]

Is the Aveda place you're talking about the one next to the Blockbuster?

Because I coulda sworn I saw them carting body bags out onto the loading docks the other night when I was on my way back from buying whisky at Kroger.
The man is on a roll :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I mean, for the love of whatever, it's only an IHOP!!!!!

It's like having a wait list for flippin' Perkins! Ridiculous!

[RosieRed]

Is the Aveda place you're talking about the one next to the Blockbuster?

Because I coulda sworn I saw them carting body bags out onto the loading docks the other night when I was on my way back from buying whisky at Kroger.

Yep, that's the place.

Body bags contained guys who think they're above facials.

[Red Leader]

Dude, I looooove that place.


I know, I love it, too. I'm just giving you a hard time because Rosie, creek, etc, etc said it was such an awful place when we were discussing it before.

[RosieRed]

I drove by that IHOP the other night on my way home from Meijer.

At about 2 a.m. on a weeknight, it wasn't too crowded.

[Red Leader]

Body bags contained guys who think they're above facials.

Yea, I bet that resembled a scene straight out of West Side Story. :MandJ:

[RosieRed]

I know, I love it, too. I'm just giving you a hard time because Rosie, creek, etc, etc said it was such an awful place when we were discussing it before.

Places where someone pulls a knife on someone else aren't cool in my book.

I'm all for Waffle House in general. Late night greasy diner food = :thumbup:

[RosieRed]

Hi BigRedHotPotato!

[CougarQuest]

The Spud Spy is back. Not that there is anything wrong with that or anything, just saying. No potato jokes.

[zombie-a-go-go]

At about 2 a.m. on a weeknight, it wasn't too crowded.

:cry: You never call anymore... :johncusack:

Alright, cats, I'm out. Later...

[CougarQuest]

Erie how we picked up on that at the same time, Rosie.

[Red Leader]

The Spud Spy is back. Not that there is anything wrong with that or anything, just saying. No potato jokes.


:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

BigRedHotPotato reminds me of a shy 5 year old kid.

Keeps peekin' in to see what's going on but is too shy to say anything...

One day he'll post "hi" and then run away......

In about 2 years he'll be the funniest guy in here.

[Chip R]

Yea, I bet that resembled a scene straight out of West Side Story. :MandJ:
Was it the Waffles against the Pancakes? ;)

[RosieRed]

Erie how we picked up on that at the same time, Rosie.

Great minds, etc. :)

[Red Leader]

Was it the Waffles against the Pancakes? ;)


No, no, no Chip, we're talking about the 'facial' place, not the Waffle House.

Please try to keep up.

It was the "Facials" against the "Real men don't get Facials"

[RFS62]

Maybe Darth Tater scared him off?


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00061I4U6.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

[Red Leader]

Why do they put these ~ on the keyboard at car dealerships?

We have them in our software and trying to do support of car dealerships does not make it any easier when you have to say "You need to insert a tilde after that letter".

Common response: What the hell are you talking about?

Just leave it out of the programming.

[Red Leader]

They always say "whadyou call that thang again" before you hang up with them. Like I'm the one that invented the name for it.

[Red Leader]

Currently listening to: More Human Than Human-White Zombie

before that: Bad-U2.

[Chip R]

No, no, no Chip, we're talking about the 'facial' place, not the Waffle House.

Please try to keep up.

It was the "Facials" against the "Real men don't get Facials"
:doh:

[Red Leader]

I still want to vandalize something....or kick some metal trash cans over or something...

I miss contact sports. :lol:

[Red Leader]

I'm not usually a meathead. I swear.

[Red Leader]

Now I'm listening to "Bali Eyes" by Porno for Pyros, and I'm calming down.....

aaaahhhhh. So soothing. Almost as good as a facial. :p:

[Red Leader]

I'm all alone, there's nobody here besides me.....

-Donkey, from Shrek.

[Red Leader]

And my problems have all gone....

[Red Leader]

There is no one to deride me.

[Red Leader]

But, you gotta have frieeeeends. :lol:

[Red Leader]

Alright, I quit. Back to work I go.

[CougarQuest]

Roy is here to deride you. I'm not sure he wants to. Sounds painful.

[Red Leader]

Yea, I'm not so sure I want to be deridden, or somethin'

[RFS62]

The Secret of a long and happy marriage


A couple was celebrating their Golden wedding anniversary on the beach in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time causing her to drop her water. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice. "

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third
time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment we have lived happily ever after".

[Roy Tucker]

Roy is here to deride you. I'm not sure he wants to. Sounds painful.
I don't have the energy.

Re the "~"... In a previous life, I had to be very knowledgable about character sets. Not just your ASCII A-Z, 0-9, and punctuation, but Unicode, ISO 8859-1, -3, -7, tildes, oomlauts, dingbats, diacriticals, blah blah. For every conceivable character, be it English, Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Arabic, Greek, Russian, Tibetan, Guaraji, Hebrew, Hangul, etc, I can tell you about them.

It was a royal pain in the tush. I'm glad to have it behind me.

[TeamCasey]

We have the nicest college aged boys that have done odd jobs since high school. We've bought wood and mulch from them. He just stopped by to check on our driveway. I'm certain we'll be calling them over the weekend. Good kids. I like giving them business.

[Red Leader]

We have the nicest college aged boys that have done odd jobs since high school. We've bought wood and mulch from them. He just stopped by to check on our driveway. I'm certain we'll be calling them over the weekend. Good kids. I like giving them business.

Maybe they have a thing for 29 year olds? :mhcky21:

[Roy Tucker]

So, my job has been a living hell the past month. No Fun At All.

Today, we have a quarterly all-hands, all-company meeting. One of those web meeting type things.

There were some slides that I send my boss's boss a couple weeks back about the project I'm on, what it does, how it works, recommendations, futures, etc.

I'm sitting here drinking my Soup At Hand, half-way watching the slides and listening, when all of a sudden, there are some very famliar slides on the browser.

Roy sits bolt upright, eyes widen in horror, blood turns to ice, bowels get loose, and he says some really bad words. Roy has had no warning or inkling that this was to occur.

Exec VP then proceeds to explain my project to the whole company (20K+ people), talks about me, my stellar effort, and what a bang-up job I've done.

I've gotten about 50 emails saying "good job" from pretty senior folks.

My nervous system is still trying to recover. I'm twitching. I'm going to pay a visit to Jack when I get home. Skip the glass and hit the bottle directly.

Jesus Christ.

[Red Leader]

Nice job, Roy. Those kinds of things really get you feeling alive, don't they?

[CougarQuest]

Re the "~"... In a previous life, I had to be very knowledgable about character sets. Not just your ASCII A-Z, 0-9, and punctuation, but Unicode, ISO 8859-1, -3, -7, tildes, oomlauts, dingbats, diacriticals, blah blah. For every conceivable character, be it English, Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Arabic, Greek, Russian, Tibetan, Guaraji, Hebrew, Hangul, etc, I can tell you about them.

It was a royal pain in the tush. I'm glad to have it behind me.

I recognized the first sentence as english. I recognized a couple of english words in the second sentence. The rest of it I recognized, well except "Guaraji". Did he ever explain what "~" is called?

;)

[TeamCasey]

But, you gotta have frieeeeends. :lol:

You are a Bette fan! Good for you! :thumbup:

[TeamCasey]

Great job, Roy!!!!!!!!

[Red Leader]

You are a Bette fan! Good for you! :thumbup:

No, I'm a fan of Donkey from Shrek. :p:

[Red Leader]

Roy, those times also make you appreciate having a nice clear pair of underwear at home as well...

[CougarQuest]

Congrats Roy!!!

[Red Leader]

I recognized the first sentence as english. I recognized a couple of english words in the second sentence. The rest of it I recognized, well except "Guaraji". Did he ever explain what "~" is called?

;)

I always though "Guaraji" was a board game. ;)

[Red Leader]

I wonder what time LF gets home from class today?

[Roy Tucker]

I recognized the first sentence as english. I recognized a couple of english words in the second sentence. The rest of it I recognized, well except "Guaraji". Did he ever explain what "~" is called?

;)
It be called the tilde (pronounced til-day).

Right above the grave (pronounced grah-ve) accent on your keyboard. Sometimes called the reverse prime.

[Roy Tucker]

Nice job, Roy. Those kinds of things really get you feeling alive, don't they?
Just like sticking your finger in a 220V plug.

My nervous system can do without that.

[Roy Tucker]

So has anyone been down to Annunciation Church in Clifton?

My son is the coach for a 7th grade CYO v'ball team and I'm driving him and half his team down there tonight.

I looked it up on MapQuest, just wondered what kind of neighborhood it is. Looks a little :eek:

[Red Leader]

So has anyone been down to Annunciation Church in Clifton?

My son is the coach for a 7th grade CYO v'ball team and I'm driving him and half his team down there tonight.

I looked it up on MapQuest, just wondered what kind of neighborhood it is. Looks a little :eek:


Haven't been there. Do you know if there is a waffle house near there? ;) :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Chip R]

What street is it on, Roy?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Roy, that's flippin' sweet.

It makes me happy to know that all my thread peeps are getting the props they deserve.

In other news, Boss is Teh Man,

[zombie-a-go-go]

I really use the word "that" much too often. I need to work on... uhmm... you know.

[Unassisted]

What a surprise, Roy. Maybe your project was a last minute replacement for something else that fell through? At least what was said about your work was good. Mrs. U has burned the midnight oil on a couple of presentations for her boss in the last 6 months that ended up not being used because the boss unapologetically decided at the last minute not to use them. She could bite through 10-penny nails when she comes home from work on those days.

[CougarQuest]

I'm putting a sticky note on my keyboard, with "tilde" and "grah-ve". I don't know when it'll come up, but I can't wait to use it.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm putting a sticky note on my keyboard, with "tilde" and "grah-ve". I don't know when it'll come up, but I can't wait to use it.

*snortle*

[Roy Tucker]

What street is it on, Roy?
3547 Clifton Ave Cincinnati, OH 45220-1709

[zombie-a-go-go]

Did anyone else find it amusing earlier today, when Puffy was like "Yeah, I feel like crap right now and I'm getting ready to go out, so I don't know when I'll post the interview"?

[Roy Tucker]

Bill Simmons is one of the few writers that can make me laugh out loud when I read some of his stuff...

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050121

"Funniest Phone Call: My Mom

She called me during the weekend to ask why Randy Johnson was called "The Big Unit," saying, "I don't get it; why would somebody be nicknamed after the size of their penis? Why is this allowed? I'm not going to be able to watch him pitch now, I'm going to be frightened that something will fly out." When I responded that it was just a nickname and probably had nothing to do with his locker room prowess, she said, "Well, why would you want a nickname that makes you sound like a penis? Who would do that to themselves?"

(You know it's a good weekend when you get to hear your mom say the word "penis" two times without wanting to light yourself on fire.)"

And

"A classic collection of coaches: Andy Reid looks like the star of a CBS sitcom where the portly guy is married to an improbably hot chick; Mora looks like one of those clean-cut porn stars who isn't quite reliable enough to get his own one-on-one scene; Bill Belichick dresses like the lead singer of an '80s cover band; and Bill Cowher looks so much like Sergeant Slaughter, you keep waiting for the Iron Sheik to attack him. Just a fantastic group. If only we could get Bill Parcells' body involved somehow."

[zombie-a-go-go]

So me friends and I were going to go see Assault on Precinct 13 in about an hour, but Baby Momma just emailed me... seem she's going to be at work a little later than usual, and her son's father is going to be dropping the boy off here for the weekend before she gets home (and at about the mid-point of the film), so I have to cut out.

Grrrr.

[Red Leader]

That's some funny stuff, Roy.

[KronoRed]

Good Evening :)

[RosieRed]

Roy, congrats!!

[KronoRed]

Ummmm Krono, every day is a snow day for you.
I was thinking of Mrs Krono :p:

[KronoRed]

I also have very nice handwriting.
I do not :D

[KronoRed]

Still got money on me, Krono?

REDREAD
9,869

Krusty
9,864

Red Leader
9,688

Unless the Reds do something stupid soon or a trade idea pops up..I still think you're the one :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

Great job Roy!!! :)

[KronoRed]

1/21/05 - Roy Tucker
1/20/05 - RosieRed
1/19/05 - letsgojunior
1/18/05 - Puffy
1/17/05 - TeamCasey
1/16/05 - Raisor
1/15/05 - creek14
1/14/05 - westofyou
1/13/05 - DunnersGrl44
1/12/05 - jmcclain19
1/11/05 - Red Leader
1/10/05 - RFS62

[KronoRed]

I went out today at 5am to brush the snow off the cars, I was going to scrape them but it was so freaky quiet..that I did not..I felt like I was disturbing something :help:

[KronoRed]

I'm putting a sticky note on my keyboard, with "tilde" and "grah-ve". I don't know when it'll come up, but I can't wait to use it.
:eek:

[KronoRed]

Did anyone else find it amusing earlier today, when Puffy was like "Yeah, I feel like crap right now and I'm getting ready to go out, so I don't know when I'll post the interview"?
Puffy is weird like that ;)

[creek14]

Men who are secure in their masculinity get facials.

[Red Leader]

1/21/05 - Roy Tucker
1/20/05 - RosieRed
1/19/05 - letsgojunior
1/18/05 - Puffy
1/17/05 - TeamCasey
1/16/05 - Raisor
1/15/05 - creek14
1/14/05 - westofyou
1/13/05 - DunnersGrl44
1/12/05 - jmcclain19
1/11/05 - Red Leader
1/10/05 - RFS62

What? I got jacked. I was the last person to post before you!

It's not Roy's birthday.....

SHENANIGANS. :eek:

[KronoRed]

RL is changing his avatar every few minutes..it's fun to watch :D

[Red Leader]

Update:

REDREAD
9,870

Krusty
9,864

Red Leader
9,755

[KronoRed]

What? I got jacked. I was the last person to post before you!

It's not Roy's birthday.....

SHENANIGANS. :eek:

You would deny Roy an award on his big day? :angry:

[Roy Tucker]

Well, I'm dusting this pop stand...

Wish me luck. Volleyball in Clifton tonight and then gotta get Zach to Madeira HS at 7:45 AM tomorrow for his SAT. Jen has the PSAT at Mason Middle School but that will probably get cancelled. I don't think my son's SAT will get cancelled though.

And I think our winter hike at Withrow Nature Reserve is toast too. I think some hardy souls will show up, but the weather sounds just a little too buckaroo for me. Too bad, its a nice park. They call it the Wedding Setting because of all the weddings they have there.

[Red Leader]

RL is changing his avatar every few minutes..it's fun to watch :D

I've settled on this one for now. Sorry the "fireworks" show is over.

[Red Leader]

You would deny Roy an award on his big day? :angry:


Nah, I just wanted to call SHENANIGANS on you. :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Good Luck Roy!! :)

[KronoRed]

I've settled on this one for now. Sorry the "fireworks" show is over.
Darn, I liked the yellow one :D

[KronoRed]

Nah, I just wanted to call SHENANIGANS on you. :MandJ:
Shall I recall when you asked for an award and I arranged it??? :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

Update:

REDREAD
9,870

Krusty
9,864

Red Leader
9,755

GO RL :D

[KronoRed]

Cars is a cool song

[KronoRed]

I guess at 25,000 posts I'll get that car I've been promised since 10,000 ;)

[Red Leader]

Darn, I liked the yellow one :D

Happy now?

[KronoRed]

Happy now?
Yes :D

[Red Leader]

Shall I recall when you asked for an award and I arranged it??? :mhcky21:

Alright already, give it to Roy. He deserves it.

[creek14]

Congrats Roy.

Good luck Roy.

[creek14]

How many job applications did you fill out today, Krono?

[KronoRed]

Hey, you can't laugh at your own quote...that's borderline SHENANIGANS.
:MandJ: ;)

[Red Leader]

How many job applications did you fill out today, Krono?

For JOBS.

[KronoRed]

For JOBS.
What else would they be for?!?!? ;)
One.

[KronoRed]

What takes so long in preparing W2's that they can't be sent out right after the first of the year? I want mine now.
I expect Mrs.Kronos w2s to arrive on the 31st

:dflynn: :

[creek14]

What else would they be for?!?!? ;)
One.
Why only one?

[Red Leader]

What else would they be for?!?!? ;)
One.

Credit cards.....Star Trek fan clubs.....anything other than JOBS.

[KronoRed]

BTW, it is blindingly bright outside.
Woke me up with it's freaky brightness

I was glad to be awake :D

Also..just because I don't mention job stuff doesn't mean I'm doing nothing, it just means I don't want anyone to get their hopes up

[Red Leader]

Also..just because I don't mention job stuff doesn't mean I'm doing nothing, it just means I don't want anyone to get their hopes up

in your defense, I have seen you around here a lot less lately.

Good luck in your search, Sir Krono.

Please keep us posted with any valuable information.

[Red Leader]

Song in my head: Destination Unknown - Missing Persons.

[pedro]

Song in my head: Destination Unknown - Missing Persons.

life is so stange
when you don't know

[creek14]

Just had a really sad story on the news here. A cop say a little boy (4) wandering out in a field. He went to see what was going on and the boy said his dad fell threw some ice. Guess they have located the body. Poor little guy.

[Red Leader]

Just had a really sad story on the news here. A cop say a little boy (4) wandering out in a field. He went to see what was going on and the boy said his dad fell threw some ice. Guess they have located the body. Poor little guy.

OMG, that is soo sad. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

It literally tears me apart to hear stories about kids going through traumatic experiences like that.

[Red Leader]

life is so stange
when you don't know

word. :thumbup:

[letsgojunior]

Donde esta LF?

[Red Leader]

I just heard Our House by Crosby, Still, Nash, and Young and anytime I hear that song....BLAMMO, it blows everything out of there and sticks....for a long time.

[creek14]

Of course this is nothing like that, but it's an image I will never forget. When I broke my leg and was sitting in the middle of the street while the EMT's did the air splint and stuff, I looked up at the house and could see creek jr in the window with tears streaming down his face and he just kept saying "mommy, mommy". Poor mr creek was trying to calm him down and then check on me. Finally my mom got to our house just as they were ready to put me in the ambulance, so he calmed down then (so did creek jr ;) ).

But I'm with you, RL, tears me apart to see kids in traumatic situations.

[Red Leader]

Hi, Super Barry11

[RFS62]

Fantastic news, Roy!!!!

:gac: :gac: