Be the last person to post on this thread

[RosieRed]

Just got off the phone with some friends of mine, who were supposed to come pick me up last night so we could go out and watch the game... the conversation went something like this:

"Well, sorry we didn't come over or even call you last night to tell you what was going on, but did you know that your ex is in town? Yeah, ran into her around 11 yesterday morning and we went out to the observatory, had lunch, were hanging out... well, we were having such a good time hanging out with her that we decided to watch the game with her, and figured you wouldn't want to be there."

Traitors.

:( That isn't very nice. Can I do anything to cheer you up Z?

;)

[letsgojunior]

I can't believe no one jumped on this sentence and pointed out what has been obvious for sometime. But now we have proof!!!!

The THREAD has spawned a romance!! :gac:

Go us! :thumbup:

[Puffy]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/cs_samjackson2.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

Morning everyone. :wave:

I went out after work last night. It was a fun time, but I stayed a lot longer than I'd planned. Best part: Toasting to the end of the NFL season.

:gac:

But then I got home late, which means I went to bed really, really late. Was woken up this morning at 9:15 a.m. by the loudest, most awful sounds. I had no idea what was going on, but it was so loud that I thought for a second it was coming from my walk-in closet in my bedroom. As if someone had broken into my apartment and decided to start demolishing my closet.

I still don't know exactly what was going on, but I think it was coming from the apartment behind me. May have been either ripping up carpet or installing new. Regardless, it made me *really* not happy, and lasted *forever*. :rant:

I note that you didn't say "Good" morning. I see.

[DunnersGrl44]

White Russians are nasty, and fatty drinks!
Gross!

[zombie-a-go-go]

:( That isn't very nice. Can I do anything to cheer you up Z?

;)

Check your PMs. :mhcky21:

[Red Leader]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/cs_samjackson2.jpg

Congrats, Puffy. 4700!

[CbusRed]

I can't believe no one jumped on this sentence and pointed out what has been obvious for sometime. But now we have proof!!!!

not true

[RosieRed]

Check your PMs. :mhcky21:

Z! That is some request! :eek:

But okay, if that's what you want ...

[zombie-a-go-go]

I can't believe no one jumped on this sentence and pointed out what has been obvious for sometime. But now we have proof!!!!

Good work, Kojak.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Z! That is some request! :eek:

But okay, if that's what you want ...

:thumbup: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

:dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn: :dflynn:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm thinking of starting a business peddling "hold music" that doesn't suck to medical billing offices. There's definitely a market there.

[letsgojunior]

Poor Krono

[MWM]

Just went out an bought an iPod.

The guy at the store couldn't believe I didn't want to pay an extra $60 for the warranty. He pushed me so hard after saying no several times that if he would have asked one more time I would have walked out the door, walked two doors down to Best Buy and bought it there. Thos things are colossal rip-offs.

I read an article in Business Week a couple of weeks ago about extended warranties and they seem like nothing more than a racket to me. These companies pay small amounts for for insurance and then usually mark it up 4 or 5 times at no risk to them at all. It's pure cash. In this instance, CompUSA probably pays $10-$15 for a policy and then charge me $60.

What they don't understand is that I'm a stat geek. The iPod cost me $300. the "Apple Care" service would replace my iPod or repair it no questions asked for 2 years (only 1 year lonfer than the warranty) even if it breaks from me dropping it. But you also get unlimited phone support. Because the iPod cost $300 new, there would have to be a 20% chance of something happening to this thing within two years that would casue me to have to replace it for the warranty to worth the value. Even if the average service repair price is $100 (including replacement and any other potential repair), there would have to be a 6% chance of that happening for it to be worth the price.

I'll never go back to that store again. There's few things I despise worse than a sales person pushing and pushing you to buy a warranty and not accepting no for an answer. That's why I like Best Buy and where I should have gone to begin with. They simply ask you if you want it when you'e hecking out and if you say no they don't puch any further.

[zombie-a-go-go]

And I love how the Voice breaks in every coupld of minutes to tell me that all operators are still busy assisting other customers. Because, like, the music didn't clue me in to that.

[KronoRed]

Call me a cynical SOB, but I thought the Super Bowl ad with the cat and the spaghetti sauce and the big knife was hilarious.

The bad part is, I forget who the ad was for.
http://dyn.ifilm.com/superbowlads/

[KronoRed]

Breaking rocks in the hot sun......
Is a crappy job, quit :D

[KronoRed]

Exactly. What a bad weekend to battle the long arm of the law.

On my way up to Cleveland, I got a speeding ticket. 83 in a 65.

On the way home my wife was following me, and we BOTH got pulled over...78 in a 65 for me, 77 in a 65 for her. :(

Considering our property taxes are due in about a week, we're going to be struggling to pay all 3 of those tickets.

DUDE OUCH!

After I got my one ticket I drove by the book for a month :help:

SOrry RL :(

[KronoRed]

People who drive fast scare me. :help:
Malls that are open but all the stores are closed scare me

[letsgojunior]

It's 63 degrees here and beautiful. It makes me think it's time for BASEBALL.:thumbup:

[KronoRed]

:thumbup:
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2005/TECH/science/02/04/rare.plant.ap/vert.story.bakers.larkspur.jpg

[KronoRed]

My dad has never been in an accident in his life and has never had a speeding ticket either.
My dad gets tickets and has accidents every other week, just the way he is, the traffic school people know him by name

[Puffy]

I'm gonna get an Italian sub for lunch.

[KronoRed]

I have a philly cheese steak sub from Jersey Mikes

Eh..not bad, not as good as some say it is

[KronoRed]

Taxes are done and e-filed and here's my big ole :jump:
WOOHOO for creek :)

[letsgojunior]

I'm baking some chicken for lunch.

[Puffy]

I had a dream last night. I was driving down the highway and "Hide the Salami" was cranked on the radio.

That song rawks!!!

[RFS62]

I can't believe no one jumped on this sentence and pointed out what has been obvious for sometime. But now we have proof!!!!


Uh, HELLO!!!!

Captain Obvious, you're asleep at the switch on this one. Cbus has already picked out their china pattern.

[Red Leader]

I'm also getting an Italian Sub for lunch, with chips and a pickle.

[KronoRed]

I'm gonna get an Italian sub for lunch.
Coolness..I post what I'm having for lunch right before Puffy says what he's having, it's a thread thing :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

Just got off the phone with some friends of mine, who were supposed to come pick me up last night so we could go out and watch the game... the conversation went something like this:

"Well, sorry we didn't come over or even call you last night to tell you what was going on, but did you know that your ex is in town? Yeah, ran into her around 11 yesterday morning and we went out to the observatory, had lunch, were hanging out... well, we were having such a good time hanging out with her that we decided to watch the game with her, and figured you wouldn't want to be there."

Traitors.

Great friends :(

The thread would never do that, we'd run the EX out of town :mhcky21:

[Red Leader]

12 "thread-heads" in here right now. 4 cloaked.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm gonna get an Italian sub for lunch.

Lunch?

Oh yeah, forgot about that... which is odd, seeing as how I have a can of soup I brought from home sitting, literally, between my monitor and my keyboard...

it's an exciting life, I know, but someone's got to live it. :D

[letsgojunior]

Uh, HELLO!!!!

Captain Obvious, you're asleep at the switch on this one. Cbus has already picked out their china pattern.

Jim Coombs is never asleep at the wheel. He just so many other matters (read: ladies) to attend to, that he didn't have time to follow the Craig/DG courtship.

[Puffy]

Uh, HELLO!!!!

Captain Obvious, you're asleep at the switch on this one. Cbus has already picked out their china pattern.

No, no - he still denies it half the time. But Christine, in a wonderfully honest moment, called Craig "her boyfriend"

You don't get much more honest than that.

[KronoRed]

Morning everyone. :wave:

I went out after work last night. It was a fun time, but I stayed a lot longer than I'd planned. Best part: Toasting to the end of the NFL season.

:gac:

But then I got home late, which means I went to bed really, really late. Was woken up this morning at 9:15 a.m. by the loudest, most awful sounds. I had no idea what was going on, but it was so loud that I thought for a second it was coming from my walk-in closet in my bedroom. As if someone had broken into my apartment and decided to start demolishing my closet.

I still don't know exactly what was going on, but I think it was coming from the apartment behind me. May have been either ripping up carpet or installing new. Regardless, it made me *really* not happy, and lasted *forever*. :rant:

Sorry to hear that Rosie..still thinking of moving?

[KronoRed]

12 "thread-heads" in here right now. 5 cloaked.
Uncloak..embrace the openess :D

[KronoRed]

Poor Krono
Don't mock me :(

[RosieRed]

I got a lot of speeding tickets when I was in college. I simply could not drive the speed limit (55 mph) on Route 32 to and from Athens. There was never anyone on the road, and it's a pretty boring drive. They eventually upped the speed limit, which was nice.

That's the only place I've ever had a speeding ticket (so far), Route 32. I've been pulled over once or twice in other places, but got off with warnings.

I did learn, however, that if you have a couple speeding tickets and a couple accidents within a year's time span, the insurance company does not like you anymore. Even if you WERE NOT EVEN IN YOUR CAR any of the times it was hit. Grr.

[KronoRed]

The THREAD has spawned a romance!! :gac:

Go us! :thumbup:

I think we have another one in here ;)

[letsgojunior]

I am cloaked, don't know who else is. If you really want me to I'll uncloak (even though that previously caused Puffy to make disparaging comments about my butt)

[Puffy]

not true

"Exhibit A" from last page.

[MWM]

My dad gets tickets and has accidents every other week, just the way he is, the traffic school people know him by name

Remind me to stay away from your dad when I'm on the road.

My dad's clean driving record has come in handy as he just got a job driving a bus for the local schools. It actually works out well because he found himself unemplyed for the first time in his life this past fall. He decided to start a company with a few of his life long friends where they buy houses, fix them up and sell them. my brother is a real estate attorney who does all the legal work and has access to foreclosures and auctions, etc... which is what they're focusing on. My dad does most of the repair work. They try to turn a house over every 2 to 3 months. They're on their second house already and made a pretty good profit on the first. This allows him the time to work on the houses, yet still have a steady, albeit small, income and benefits.

[KronoRed]

I'm thinking of starting a business peddling "hold music" that doesn't suck to medical billing offices. There's definitely a market there.
I like disco hold music, gets you tapping and you don't notice the time

[zombie-a-go-go]

12 "thread-heads" in here right now. 4 cloaked.

Why do I suddenly feel guilty?

[KronoRed]

I am cloaked, don't know who else is. If you really want me to I'll uncloak (even though that previously caused Puffy to make disparaging comments about my butt)
Uncloak..all the cool people do :D

[RosieRed]

Great friends :(

The thread would never do that, we'd run the EX out of town :mhcky21:

But what if I were the EX? Would I be run out of town? :(

[KronoRed]

They once considered making route 32 an I-74 extension

Just sayin


:D

[zombie-a-go-go]

I like disco hold music, gets you tapping and you don't notice the time

I did manage to draw "Hall of the Mountain King" the other day, and was half tempted to tell the operator to put me back on hold until it was over. :)

[KronoRed]

But what if I were the EX? Would I be run out of town? :(
No! of course not, but you wouldn't be mean :D

[letsgojunior]

Uncloaked it is.:)

[RosieRed]

Sorry to hear that Rosie..still thinking of moving?

Yep. I've even called a few places. But no one has called me back yet.

[KronoRed]

That new War Of The Worlds remake looks like poo

[MWM]

How's this for torture:

I've always wanted to go to spring training. It's one of my dream vacations. I just found out today that I'm going to be in St. Petersburg, Florida (about 35 miles from Sarasota) for several days the second week of March. Unfortunately, my reasoning for being there will not allow me the pleasure of driving to St. Petersburg to catch any games.

[KronoRed]

Uncloaked it is.:)
Woohooo :gac: :gac:

[Red Leader]

The ratio has changed. 8 in here, half of them cloaked!!


lgj is now uncloaked. Puffy, be nice.

[MWM]

I cloak therefore I am.

[RosieRed]

No! of course not, but you wouldn't be mean :D

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I can be mean. :MandJ: I am a redhead, after all. Temper, etc.

[letsgojunior]

I think RFS should come out of the closet too. Uncloak!

[KronoRed]

If only one person is cloaked..are they really cloaked? :D

[MWM]

Hey SB, did you get the CDs today?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I can be mean. :MandJ: I am a redhead, after all. Temper, etc.

Word.

(Don't hit me)

[RosieRed]

How's this for torture:

I've always wanted to go to spring training. It's one of my dream vacations. I just found out today that I'm going to be in St. Petersburg, Florida (about 35 miles from Sarasota) for several days the second week of March. Unfortunately, my reasoning for being there will not allow me the pleasure of driving to St. Petersburg to catch any games.

That is torture. :thumbdown

[KronoRed]

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that. I can be mean. :MandJ: I am a redhead, after all. Temper, etc.

Yeah...but...we would be afraid of a redhead :help: :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

How's this for torture:

I've always wanted to go to spring training. It's one of my dream vacations. I just found out today that I'm going to be in St. Petersburg, Florida (about 35 miles from Sarasota) for several days the second week of March. Unfortunately, my reasoning for being there will not allow me the pleasure of driving to St. Petersburg to catch any games.

Dude, that's the suck. Sorry to hear it.

[RosieRed]

Word.

(Don't hit me)

:cry:

[KronoRed]

I want to visit my parents in March, they live in Florida..if would be nice to see them..and ya know MAYBE just pop over to see some baseball..but of course to see them first :D





:D

[Super_Barry11]

GUESS WHAT??? Every week, we have hour long individual meetings with our coach to discuss personal goals, things to work on, and the team in general. Well, I just got back from mine, and Coach goes, "Kristin, I have a surprise for you. You're really gonna love this... We ordered a new piece of equipment, and it just came in today, so we can use it in practice. It's a batting tee, but not an ordinary one. It's a KEN GRIFFEY JR batting tee!!!"

WOOHOO!!! WE HAVE A KEN GRIFFEY JR BATTING TEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so excited!! I was literally jumping up and down in Coach's office squealing after she told me that!! :MandJ: :D :D :D :D :D :D We're using it today!!! :gac: I can't wait!!! :)

[KronoRed]

Sorry to hear that MWM...stinks :(

[MWM]

My two daughters have really started to show a genuine interest in baseball/softball over the last year. It was so warm down in the 'Nati this weekend that we went out in the back yard and actually had some batting practice.

[KronoRed]

:cry:
We can run Zombie out of town :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

:cry:

Don't believe it, everyone. Those are fake tears. You'll think she's all sad, try to confort her, and then... bam! Right in the unmentionables. And those pink heels are pointy, let me tall ya.

;)

[KronoRed]

Congrats SB :gac:

[MWM]

The good news is I'll be working on a pretty cool project. Anyone ver heard of Jabil Circuit?

[Chip R]

Morning everyone. :wave:

I went out after work last night. It was a fun time, but I stayed a lot longer than I'd planned. Best part: Toasting to the end of the NFL season.

:gac:

But then I got home late, which means I went to bed really, really late. Was woken up this morning at 9:15 a.m. by the loudest, most awful sounds. I had no idea what was going on, but it was so loud that I thought for a second it was coming from my walk-in closet in my bedroom. As if someone had broken into my apartment and decided to start demolishing my closet.

I still don't know exactly what was going on, but I think it was coming from the apartment behind me. May have been either ripping up carpet or installing new. Regardless, it made me *really* not happy, and lasted *forever*. :rant:Hello, Rosie. You sure it wasn't that person that lives in your closet making all that racket? ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

We can run Zombie out of town :D

's okay, wouldn't be the first time... why do you think I left Cleveland? ;)

[KronoRed]

Creatures in closets are usually quiet ;)

[KronoRed]

's okay, wouldn't be the first time... why do you think I left Cleveland? ;)
Who wouldn't want to leave Cleveland? :D

[KronoRed]

The good news is I'll be working on a pretty cool project. Anyone ver heard of Jabil Circuit?

Just googled it, not real sure what it is :help:

[Super_Barry11]

Who wouldn't want to leave Cleveland? :D

Heyyyyy!!!!

Cleveland wouldn't be all that bad if I didn't attend CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY. Case is what stinks so badly around here!!

[zombie-a-go-go]

Who wouldn't want to leave Cleveland? :D

Uh.... Butch Davis, maybe? ;)

[creek14]

MWM, looks like you could catch a couple games a little closer to St Pete (like in St Pete) while you are there.

Date Opponent Site
Tue, Mar 1 Intersquad Home Noon
Wed, Mar 2 Intersquad Home Noon
Thur, Mar 3 Devil Rays St. Pete
Fri, Mar 4 Devil Rays Home
Sat, Mar 5 Red Sox Home 6:05PM
Sun, Mar 6 Yankees Tampa
Mon, Mar 7 Pirates (ss) Bradenton
Pirates (ss) Home 7:05PM
Tue, Mar 8 Pirates Bradenton
Wed, Mar 9 Phillies (ss) Clearwater
Tigers (ss) Lakeland
Thur, Mar 10 Tigers Home
Fri, Mar 11 Phillies Home
Sat, Mar 12 Pirates Bradenton
Pirates Home
Sun, Mar 13 Indians Home
Mon, Mar 14 Tigers (ss) Home
Tigers (ss) Lakeland 6:05PM
Tue, Mar 15 Off Day
Wed, Mar 16 Phillies Home
Thur, Mar 17 Twins Ft. Myers 7:05PM
Fri, Mar 18 Yankees Tampa 7:15PM
Sat, Mar 19 Twins Home
Sun, Mar 20 Blue Jays Dunedin
Mon, Mar 21 Devil Rays Home
Tue, Mar 22 Red Sox Ft. Myers 6:05 PM
Wed, Mar 23 Yankees Home 7:05PM
Thur, Mar 24 Devil Rays St. Pete
Fri, Mar 25 Indians Winter Haven
Sat, Mar 26 Blue Jays Home
Sun, Mar 27 Phillies Clearwater
Mon, Mar 28 Twins Ft. Myers
Tue, Mar 29 Twins Home 7:05PM
Wed, Mar 30 Yankees Home
Thur, Mar 31 Pirates Home
Fri, April 1 Blue Jays Memphis, TN 5:05
Sat April 2 Blue Jays Louisville

[KronoRed]

Heyyyyy!!!!

Cleveland wouldn't be all that bad if I didn't attend CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY. Case is what stinks so badly around here!!

Maybe they ran Z off :D

[KronoRed]

Uh.... Butch Davis, maybe? ;)
They also ran off that coach with 3 super bowl rings...can't trust that :help:

[zombie-a-go-go]

700 WLW is playing Reds promos again. :thumbup:

[Chip R]

Heyyyyy!!!!

Cleveland wouldn't be all that bad if I didn't attend CASE WESTERN RESERVE UNIVERSITY. Case is what stinks so badly around here!!
I thought it was the lake. ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

They also ran off that coach with 3 super bowl rings...can't trust that :help:

She is a foolish wench, Cleveland is...

[RFS62]

Spring training is the bomb.

I lived in Orlando for about 6 years, Ft. Lauderdale for 3, and Tucson for 4. Went to untold numbers of spring training games.

[Red Leader]

Who wouldn't want to leave Cleveland? :D

*crickets*

[KronoRed]

700 WLW is playing Reds promos again. :thumbup:
Are they new ones or the same for the last..50 years? ;)

[Chip R]

WOOHOO!!! WE HAVE A KEN GRIFFEY JR BATTING TEE!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so excited!! I was literally jumping up and down in Coach's office squealing after she told me that!! :MandJ: :D :D :D :D :D :D We're using it today!!! :gac: I can't wait!!! :)
Just be careful with it. You might want to use a Wily Mo Pena tee every 5th swing or so. ;)

[RosieRed]

Don't believe it, everyone. Those are fake tears. You'll think she's all sad, try to confort her, and then... bam! Right in the unmentionables. And those pink heels are pointy, let me tall ya.

;)

Zombie. I cannot believe that after I agreed to your outrageous request, you then have the nerve to suggest I am manipulative.

That isn't very nice.

[KronoRed]

She is a foolish wench, Cleveland is...
:MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Zombie. I cannot believe that after I agreed to your outrageous request, you then have the nerve to suggest I am manipulative.

That isn't very nice.

OHhhhh...a fight :D

**pops popcorn**

[KronoRed]

Just be careful with it. You might want to use a Wily Mo Pena tee every 5th swing or so. ;)

She doesn't wanna play bad D and K all the time :mhcky21:

[RosieRed]

Hello, Rosie. You sure it wasn't that person that lives in your closet making all that racket? ;)

Maybe it was!?! :eek:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Zombie. I cannot believe that after I agreed to your outrageous request, you then have the nerve to suggest I am manipulative.

That isn't very nice.

I'll make it up to you, promise.

[KronoRed]

Awww..........

[MWM]

Thanks, creek. I'm not sure what dated I'll be there, but I'll definitely try to get to one of the closer games if I have the chance.

[Red Leader]

http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/matzom2000/animations/beavis.gif

[KronoRed]

Heya RL

[RosieRed]

I'll make it up to you, promise.

Flowers are good. :)

[zombie-a-go-go]

http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v92/matzom2000/animations/beavis.gif

Why is his right hand turning and his left hand not?

I just tried to do that... it's kinda like the pat your head and rub your tummy thing.

[KronoRed]

He's a cartoon ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Flowers are good. :)

Which, uhm... just happens to be exactly what I had in mind!

Honest!

[Chip R]

Are they new ones or the same for the last..50 years? ;)
The latter. They keep talking about Post, Bell and Kluszewski. ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

He's a cartoon ;)

Oh.

[KronoRed]

The latter. They keep talking about Post, Bell and Kluszewski. ;)
:MandJ:

We could use all 3 :D

[KronoRed]

Oh.
He's also not as cool as Bender :D

[KronoRed]

Quiet in here now..just me and Rosie...

Like everyone got replaced by pods or something :help:

[KronoRed]

Now Z is back :)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Quiet in here now..just me and Rosie...

Like everyone got replaced by pods or something :help:

Damn work keeps getting in the way. ;)

[KronoRed]

Sorry Z ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Now Z is back :)

For some reason, this statement brought that old Depeche Mode "Just Can't Get Enough" tune to my mind.

Now I gotts drag out a CD to get it back out. :D

[KronoRed]

Z mentions Depeche Mode and now I have "walking in my shoes" in my head

[zombie-a-go-go]

Today was, like, the first time since can remember that I have gone without coffee. Woke up too late to brew it at home, didn't make it to the cafeteria to purchase it down there, and I ran out of grounds here at work so I couldn't make any myself.

And I am so worthless without my morning coffee. I won't be doing this again, I assure you.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Z mentions Depeche Mode and now I have "walking in my shoes" in my head

Songs of Faith and Devotion, right? Used to love that album.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Today was, like, the first time since I can remember that I have gone without coffee. Woke up too late to brew it at home, didn't make it to the cafeteria to purchase it down there, and I ran out of grounds here at work so I couldn't make any myself.

And I am so worthless without my morning coffee. I won't be doing this again, I assure you.

See? I'm skipping over words and everything. *sigh*

[DunnersGrl44]

Hey Everyone!

[Red Leader]

Hey Everyone!


Hey girlfriend.





















;)

[DunnersGrl44]

Hey girlfriend.





















;)
Well as of about 5 minutes ago... not a girlfriend :(

[Red Leader]

Well as of about 5 minutes ago... not a girlfriend :(

:( That's really sad, DG. I'm sorry to hear that.

[DunnersGrl44]

:( That's really sad, DG. I'm sorry to hear that.
I am too.

[Red Leader]

Man, first zombie and Rosie get into it, then I hear the news about you....I better call my wife to make sure she still loves me...you know after i got her into trouble with the law and all...

[letsgojunior]

Well as of about 5 minutes ago... not a girlfriend :(

Seriously?

Really sorry if so.:(

[DunnersGrl44]

RL I am sure that you and your wife are fine even after your legal troubles.... haha...
And I will be fine also, just another bump in the road.
and Zom and Rosie will also be fine!

[creek14]

Just frees you up for Adam, DG!

[DunnersGrl44]

Just frees you up for Adam, DG!
Thats what I was thinking Creek

[Red Leader]

Hahaha, funny story.

I just called my wife on her cell phone and some guy answered.

Not even thinking I say "Who the hell is this?"

On the other end I hear "your Father, nice to talk to you, too".

It appears my wife was in his office detailing him on some new drug and when she saw it was me on her phone, she handed it to him. Ooops.

p.s. She still loves me. :luvu:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Well as of about 5 minutes ago... not a girlfriend :(

He's a dumb, worthless toadstool in the tradition of ... uh... other toadstools. Toadstools are the poisonous ones, right? Right. Well, you're like a Princess Mushroom and he's just a dirty fungus! Yeah!

[DunnersGrl44]

He's a dumb, worthless toadstool in the tradition of ... uh... other toadstools. Toadstools are the poisonous ones, right? Right. Well, you're like a Princess Mushroom and he's just a dirty fungus! Yeah!
Don't hate him, we broke up because we don't have time to see each other. No other reason except for that.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hahaha, funny story.

I just called my wife on her cell phone and some guy answered.

Not even thinking I say "Who the hell is this?"

On the other end I hear "your Father, nice to talk to you, too".

It appears my wife was in his office detailing him on some new drug and when she saw it was me on her phone, she handed it to him. Ooops.

p.s. She still loves me. :luvu:

:lol:

That's awesome.

You capitalize "father?" Weird.

[creek14]

We need a whole bash Craig page. (Sorry Craig)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Don't hate him, we broke up because we don't have time to see each other. No other reason except for that.


I've discovered something very telling today...

women have no tolerance for my sense of humor.

Finally I understand.

[CbusRed]

Don't hate him, we broke up because we don't have time to see each other. No other reason except for that.


I work 7:30-4 every day, she works nights til 11, I have weekends off, but she works all weekend. Its just too hard. My apologies to those looking forward to the soap opera that was sure to ensue. ;)

[Red Leader]

I just played a game of Atari Adventure here:

http://www.simmphonic.com/programming/flash.htm#

It was great fun. :gac:

[westofyou]

:lol:

That's awesome.

You capitalize "father?" Weird.

Yeah, but he doesn't know his voice.

[creek14]

I work 7:30-4 every day, she works nights til 11, I have weekends off, but she works all weekend. Its just too hard. My apologies to those looking forward to the soap opera that was sure to ensue. ;)
You're both free midnight til 7, so what's the problem?

[westofyou]

I've discovered something very telling today...

women have no tolerance for my sense of humor.

Finally I understand.

The world can lead you.... you just have to have the strength to take its hand.

[Red Leader]

I work 7:30-4 every day, she works nights til 11, I have weekends off, but she works all weekend. Its just too hard. My apologies to those looking forward to the soap opera that was sure to ensue. ;)

Quit your job, yo! :MandJ:

[Puffy]

Don't take it too hard people - life always moves forward.

I remember right before Red Leader met his wife he had to break up with his right hand and he was devestated for weeks. Then he met his wife - now he only sees his right hand when she goes out of town.

It all worked out in the end!! :thumbup:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Yeah, but he doesn't know his voice.

Okay. so first I thought this was a Dark Tower reference, and I thought "cool!" But then I remembered that the line was "You have forgotten your father's face" and now I'm, like, stymied.

[Red Leader]

Yeah, but he doesn't know his voice.

I wasn't expecting anybody other than my wife to answer her cell phone, so when I heard a male's voice that was the first thing that shot out of my mouth.

[zombie-a-go-go]

The world can lead you.... you just have to have the strength to take its hand.

I too believe that the children are our future.


...

Yeah, still coming up blank. Happens a lot.

ED jokes ensue.

[creek14]

Gesh Puf, I tee'd up the Penetration Tester thing for you - and nothing.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I wasn't expecting anybody other than my wife to answer her cell phone, so when I heard a male's voice that was the first thing that shot out of my mouth.


Oh...

I'm so stupid. :MandJ:

[Roy Tucker]

I work 7:30-4 every day, she works nights til 11, I have weekends off, but she works all weekend. Its just too hard. My apologies to those looking forward to the soap opera that was sure to ensue. ;)
Where there is a Will, there is a Way.

[Red Leader]

Don't take it too hard people - life always moves forward.

I remember right before Red Leader met his wife he had to break up with his right hand and he was devestated for weeks. Then he met his wife - now he only sees his right hand when she goes out of town.

It all worked out in the end!! :thumbup:

Thankfully for Puffy, he's ambidextrous, and the only girls he's broken up with are the inflatable ones. :p:

[Puffy]

Gesh Puf, I tee'd up the Penetration Tester thing for you - and nothing.

When was that?

[Chip R]

Poor Puffy. :( Just when he finally figured out Craig and Christine were an item they go and break up on him. It'll probably take him another month to figure out they broke up.

[Puffy]

Thankfully for Puffy, he's ambidextrous, and the only girls he's broken up with are the inflatable ones. :p:

That was your best comeback?

[Red Leader]

When was that?

About 4-5 pages ago.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Poor Puffy. :( Just when he finally figured out Craig and Christine were an item they go and break up on him. It'll probably take him another month to figure out they broke up.

And they say those Private Investigator correspondence classes are worthless...

[KronoRed]

Today was, like, the first time since can remember that I have gone without coffee. Woke up too late to brew it at home, didn't make it to the cafeteria to purchase it down there, and I ran out of grounds here at work so I couldn't make any myself.

And I am so worthless without my morning coffee. I won't be doing this again, I assure you.

Caffine addict ;)

[KronoRed]

See? I'm skipping over words and everything. *sigh*
Shananigans on quoteing yourself :D

[Red Leader]

That was your best comeback?

No, this is:

http://www.souzek.com/images/veronika/sticking_tongue_out_couch.jpg
Jerk!

[KronoRed]

Well as of about 5 minutes ago... not a girlfriend :(
That's a bummer DG..cbus..sorry to hear that :(

[KronoRed]

Hahaha, funny story.

I just called my wife on her cell phone and some guy answered.

Not even thinking I say "Who the hell is this?"

On the other end I hear "your Father, nice to talk to you, too".

It appears my wife was in his office detailing him on some new drug and when she saw it was me on her phone, she handed it to him. Ooops.

p.s. She still loves me. :luvu:

I would say the same... :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

Shananigans on quoteing yourself :D

No way; that was legal.

[KronoRed]

We need a whole bash Craig page. (Sorry Craig)
:help:

[KronoRed]

No way; that was legal.
We'll let CQ make the decision :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

No, this is:

http://www.souzek.com/images/veronika/sticking_tongue_out_couch.jpg
Jerk!

That one of yours? :MandJ: :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

We'll let CQ make the decision :RedinDC:

Fair enough.

Where's the scotch... ;)

[Red Leader]

That one of yours? :MandJ: :D

Nope just some random google kid. :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

How about this one, Puffy?

http://www.1worldofjokes.com/Pics/moon1.gif

[KronoRed]

Fair enough.

Where's the scotch... ;)
I have it :devil:

[KronoRed]

Nope just some random google kid. :MandJ:
http://www.psychicrevolution.com/redleader.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

I don't know why people would put pictures of themselves on the internet. Such hubris.

[Chip R]

Sorry you two broke up. :(

[Red Leader]

Very nice, Krono. Only it looks like that old lady on Little House on the Prairie. Nellie's mom.

[zombie-a-go-go]

Someone's coming to pick me up from work in a little bit... and I get to drive home.... ah, the simple things, they are what bring me joy.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I really don't like Red Leader's avatar. No offense, RL, but it creeps me out. That and I hate the Dead.

[DunnersGrl44]

Sorry you two broke up. :(
Me too :(

[Puffy]

That and I hate the Dead.

Me too.

[Red Leader]

Me too.

That's too bad.

http://www.souzek.com/images/veronika/sticking_tongue_out_couch.jpg

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[westofyou]

I really don't like Red Leader's avatar. No offense, RL, but it creeps me out. That and I hate the Dead.

Yeah a teddy bear catching freaks out the D & D guy who loves the Wedding Party.

I'm loving that statement.

[Puffy]

Not your avatar, Loser.

The Dead - I'm not a fan.

[Chip R]

Fair enough.

Where's the scotch... ;)
BabyMomma drank it all, didn't she? ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Me too :(

Well, look on the bright side.... guy was drinking white russians at a SuperBowl party. C'mon. ;)

(sorry, CBus... couldn't resist. :D )

[zombie-a-go-go]

Yeah a teddy bear catching freaks out the D & D guy who loves the Wedding Party.

I'm loving that statement.

C'mon! It's a teddy bear! In catcher's gear! It's unnatural, man! Almost Lovecraftian in its Thing-That-Should-Not-Be-ism!

[Red Leader]

Not your avatar, Loser.

The Dead - I'm not a fan.


Easy there killer. I understand.

[zombie-a-go-go]

BabyMomma drank it all, didn't she? ;)

Damn lush.

From now on I'm hiding the good stuff and leaving out a bottle of Boone's.

[Chip R]

Damn lush.

From now on I'm hiding the good stuff and leaving out a bottle of Boone's.
A liquor cabinet with a lock is your friend.

[zombie-a-go-go]

A liquor cabinet with a lock is your friend.

Man... didn't think I'd need one of those until my daughter was, like, 6 or so. ;)

[zombie-a-go-go]

http://www.pvv.org/~olafb/pics/gallery/NickCave2.jpg

[zombie-a-go-go]

...and the can of soup shall remain, unopened and unconsumed, on my deak for yet another day.

It's going to start looking like that box of cornbread mix I have in my pantry...

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm out of here.

You cats enjoy your evenings. Or afternoons, those of you west of me.

[CougarQuest]

After further review on the SHENANIGANS call, there is no finding of SHENANIGANS. He was quoting himself to prove how much the lack of coffee was affecting him. He was using that as the evidence.

{P.S. keep the scotch, I don't want any appearance of improper evaluations}

[RosieRed]

I work 7:30-4 every day, she works nights til 11, I have weekends off, but she works all weekend. Its just too hard. My apologies to those looking forward to the soap opera that was sure to ensue. ;)

Great. Just great.

Does this mean Z and I are destined to fail? We also have completely opposite schedules. He works very early in the morning, I work very late at night. I work weekends, he doesn't. Sigh.

See, this is why Hot Bartender and I would get along so well. At least schedule-wise. I know he works nights too. ;)

[CougarQuest]

I've seen Hot Bartender. Somehow I don't think it's the same person though. Is your Hot Bartender a blonde? Does she have a frame that that could make viagra go out of business?

[creek14]

Rosie, Austin also works nights and weekends. Just someone and something to consider.

[DunnersGrl44]

How do u put someone on your ignore list?

[RosieRed]

I've seen Hot Bartender. Somehow I don't think it's the same person though. Is your Hot Bartender a blonde? Does she have a frame that that could make viagra go out of business?

:p:

[creek14]

How do u put someone on your ignore list?
OH OH I KNOW, I KNOW!!

[RosieRed]

Rosie, Austin also works nights and weekends. Just someone and something to consider.

VERY good point Creek!

[Red Leader]

OH OH I KNOW, I KNOW!!


:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[creek14]

DG, you go to your User CP. Over on the left, near the bottom, click on Buddy/Ignore Lists. Type the user name.

[letsgojunior]

I have two people on my buddy list, and none on my ignore.

Just sayin'

[DunnersGrl44]

DG, you go to your User CP. Over on the left, near the bottom, click on Buddy/Ignore Lists. Type the user name.
Thanks Creek!
When someone is on ignore... they can't see what you write and I can see what they write?
Right?

[CougarQuest]

:p:
Should I take that as a "yes" because that is the reaction from most of the guys that see Hot Bartender Girl.

[creek14]

Thanks Creek!
When someone is on ignore... they can't see what you write and I can see what they write?
Right?
No, you can't see what they write, unless you choose to. They can see what you write. Unless they ignore you too.

[CougarQuest]

Thanks Creek!
When someone is on ignore... they can't see what you write and I can see what they write?
Right?
Other way around

[RosieRed]

DG, I am sorry about you and Craig.

But over the last five days, I've watched Seasons 1 and 2 of Sex and the City. And if there is anything to be learned from that show, it is this (take your pick):

1. Most men are the suck.
2. Another man will come along soon.
3. You are fabulous, and if a man can't see that, he sucks.
4. Shoes, especially high heels, are fabulous.
5. Miranda (a lawyer who works days) ends up with Steve (a bartender who works nights). It just took them a while to figure it out. Well, the kid kinda pushed them along too. ;)

[DunnersGrl44]

No, you can't see what they write, unless you choose to. They can see what you write. Unless they ignore you too.
Eh, well thats not good!

[DunnersGrl44]

DG, I am sorry about you and Craig.

But over the last five days, I've watched Seasons 1 and 2 of Sex and the City. And if there is anything to be learned from that show, it is this (take your pick):

1. Most men are the suck.
2. Another man will come along soon.
3. You are fabulous, and if a man can't see that, he sucks.
4. Shoes, especially high heels, are fabulous.
5. Miranda (a lawyer who works days) ends up with Steve (a bartender who works nights). It just took them a while to figure it out. Well, the kid kinda pushed them along too. ;)
Well no Kids for me, and I know there are other guys out there
I am cool!

[RosieRed]

Should I take that as a "yes" because that is the reaction from most of the guys that see Hot Bartender Girl.

Yes, the Hot Bartender I am after is a hot, blonde woman.

Hmm. That must be why Z asked if s/he was seeing anybody.

[CougarQuest]

DG, I am sorry about you and Craig.

But over the last five days, I've watched Seasons 1 and 2 of Sex and the City. And if there is anything to be learned from that show, it is this (take your pick):

1. Most men are the suck.
2. Another man will come along soon.
3. You are fabulous, and if a man can't see that, he sucks.
4. Shoes, especially high heels, are fabulous.
5. Miranda (a lawyer who works days) ends up with Steve (a bartender who works nights). It just took them a while to figure it out. Well, the kid kinda pushed them along too. ;)


Here's the revised version
1 applies, if you ask them the first time
2 of course applies, same goes with women
3 sometimes applies
4 always applies
5 You are going to be so disappointed.

[creek14]

I can't figure out why we are getting so much money back this year. I'm not complaining, but I am just :confused: and :scared: I'm going to get an email from the IRS that says :MandJ: were you :all_cohol when you did :fineprint ?

[Roy Tucker]

Come to think of it, I think I have my wife on my Ignore list.

But then, I think I'm on hers too.

And I think my kids have both my wife and I on theirs.

But the dog listens to everyone.

[creek14]

Ameritrade. The cat commercial was for Ameritrade.

And it was a hoot.

[letsgojunior]

I've joined the low carb revolution (although I'm still keeping all vegetables, brown rice, and limited fruit). I feel like I've been run over by a truck.

[Roy Tucker]

And what our dog hears is "blah blah blah Ginger blah blah blah".

However, having the dog spirit she has, she is ever hopeful that someday it will make sense.

So she keeps listening.

[Red Leader]

I have changed my avatar.

The catcher will return for the baseball season, however.

[CbusRed]

Well, I guess I'm the thread's resident A-hole now....

Sorry everyone :(

[Puffy]

Well, I guess I'm the thread's resident A-hole now....

Sorry everyone :(

Not mine!! Anyone who plays in a band that has a song titled "Hide the Salami" is A-OK by me!!

[Red Leader]

Well, I guess I'm the thread's resident A-hole now....

Sorry everyone :(

Not on mine, either. Hey, sometimes things don't work out...

[CbusRed]

Not on mine, either. Hey, sometimes things don't work out...

Y'know, Its not that I dont like her, and she knows that, its just that my plate is too full right now...

[letsgojunior]

Craig you're still ok by me. You're like the only member of Team Puffy who has complimented my game (other than our fearless leader of course)!

[Red Leader]

Y'know, Its not that I dont like her, and she knows that, its just that my plate is too full right now...

Hey if things are meant to be, you'll still talk and keep in touch, and they'll work out at a different time.

I might have mentioned this before, but I dated my wife when I was a sophmore in college. We broke up, and both dated other people for almost 2 years. In fact, I was thinking about getting engaged to that "other girl" (thank God I didn't), but then we broke up. My wife broke up with her boyfriend about 2 weeks after I broke up with my girlfriend....and there we were, both available and we still had feelings for each other. It just worked out. So, if things are meant to be, they'll work out sometime.

[creek14]

http://www.beachhouse-restaurant.com/beachhouse/images/beach_home_01.gif

I'll be having drinks here in a little over a month.

[CbusRed]

Thanks guys and gals....

:)

[RFS62]

You're both too young to be getting all serious anyway.

Have fun for as long as you can.

[creek14]

http://www.demathabaseball.org/Images/Misc/Ed-Smith-Stadium.jpg

And watching games here.

[creek14]

And for dessert...

http://espn.starwave.com/media/mlb/2004/0820/photo/g_dunn_il.jpg

[Puffy]

24 is on in 3 1/2.

[CbusRed]

You're both too young to be getting all serious anyway.

Have fun for as long as you can.


We were only seeing eachother about once a week,

I figured it was better to end it early...

I dont know

I guess I suck at relationships.


But I, of course, am awesome at everything else. ;)

[creek14]

Craig, hon, here's one point in DG's favor (she has many). She's tall. She'll have tall kids. Tall athletic kids. Who can support you when they sign those big deals.

[CbusRed]

Craig, hon, here's one point in DG's favor (she has many). She's tall. She'll have tall kids. Tall athletic kids. Who can support you when they sign those big deals.


Im taller than her...

She says she is 6', but I think its a lie ;)

I have at least a good 5 inches on her...

I think I could probably marry a midget and still have tall kids.

[Puffy]

I think I could probably marry a midget and still have tall kids.

I'll give you a $1,000 if you marry a midget!!!

[CbusRed]

I'll give you a $1,000 if you marry a midget!!!


Hmm, thats a very intriguing proposition :mhcky21:

[CbusRed]

There was a midget in the crowd at my show friday night... she was kinda cute too..... :MandJ:

[paintmered]

We need a whole bash Craig page. (Sorry Craig)


Just as long as the bash page is devoted to that Craig (Cbus) and not this Craig (me). :help:

[Red Leader]

I'll give you a $1,000 if you marry a midget!!!

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

and I'll give you another $1000 if she lets us use her for our bowling matches.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Does anyone here use Napster?

I use to use it when it was free...and illegal.

Was thinking about just spending the $15/month to download as many songs as I wanted and wanted to know if anyone used Napster and what they thought about it.

[Red Leader]

Song in my head: Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel

[paintmered]

Does anyone here use Napster?

I use to use it when it was free...and illegal.

Was thinking about just spending the $15/month to download as many songs as I wanted and wanted to know if anyone used Napster and what they thought about it.


Had I been one of the first 1000 to sign up for it and get a free iRiver, I would be right now.

Instead, I'm still a Rhapsody subscriber. If napster is anything like that, you'll never miss the days of P2P.

[CbusRed]

Song in my head: Maybe I'm Amazed - Paul McCartney

Heard it on the radio on the way home from work...

Brings back fond memories of my friends and I seeing him at the Schott last year. unbelievable.

[creek14]

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

and I'll give you another $1000 if she lets us use her for our bowling matches.

:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

:nono: Some women over 6ft might find some men under 5'10" midgetesque.

And they have teeny tiny little strike zones.

[Chip R]

Song in my head: Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel
Do you also think of Mr. Blonde when you hear that song too?

[Red Leader]

:nono: Some women over 6ft might find some men under 5'10" midgetesque.

And they have teeny tiny little strike zones.

Wouldn't a teeny tiny little strike zone for me be a good thing? :confused:

[RFS62]

Wouldn't a teeny tiny little strike zone for me be a good thing? :confused:



You don't get out much, do you?

[Red Leader]

Had I been one of the first 1000 to sign up for it and get a free iRiver, I would be right now.

Instead, I'm still a Rhapsody subscriber. If napster is anything like that, you'll never miss the days of P2P.


I realized that I am the grandpa in the slow lane of the Technological SuperHighway when you posted this. I had never heard of "iRiver" before you mentioned it. There are many, many things I see at Best Buy these days that I think "man, that's cool, I wonder how you'd use that?"

[creek14]

Wouldn't a teeny tiny little strike zone for me be a good thing? :confused:
See I won't be able to tell exactly where it is, so I'll have to call EVERYTHING a strike.

If you have a nice big strike zone, it's easy to see and know if it misses.

[paintmered]

I realized that I am the grandpa in the slow lane of the Technological SuperHighway when you posted this. I had never heard of "iRiver" before you mentioned it. There are many, many things I see at Best Buy these days that I think "man, that's cool, I wonder how you'd use that?"


It's an IPod (a portable music player) except it is made by another company.

[Red Leader]

You don't get out much, do you?

No, and I ate a lot of paint chips as a kid. :MandJ:

[creek14]

I never thought I would want RL to bring back the Dogg avitar.

[Red Leader]

See I won't be able to tell exactly where it is, so I'll have to call EVERYTHING a strike.

If you have a nice big strike zone, it's easy to see and know if it misses.

Ahh, I understand. You are so smart, creek...and pretty. Smart and pretty.

Not to mention the defending our country, raising a family, and other crap like that.

;)

[RFS62]

See I won't be able to tell exactly where it is, so I'll have to call EVERYTHING a strike.

If you have a nice big strike zone, it's easy to see and know if it misses.



See now, I thought the "teeny little strike zone" was a double-entendre.

[Red Leader]

I never thought I would want RL to bring back the Dogg avitar.

With pleasure, madam. :MandJ:

and let me be the first to congratulate you on post# 13100.

That's 13100 you have shared your superior intelligence with the members of this board, and we are truly better people for having read each and everyone of those posts


(I'm on a roll)