Be the last person to post on this thread

[KronoRed]

Can't do either since I'm the only one here.....and I'm the one giving the training tomorrow. :slap:

Guess nobody would buy a cardboard cutout and a tape recording huh? ;)

[KronoRed]

Get creek that resume yet? ;)

[Red Leader]

Guess nobody would buy a cardboard cutout and a tape recording huh? ;)

No, probably not.

[Red Leader]

Get creek that resume yet? ;)

Yep, got it to her yesterday! :thumbup:

[KronoRed]

Yep, got it to her yesterday! :thumbup:

Did you post that? I'd feel bad if I missed thread news :D

[KronoRed]

No, probably not.

Only one solution..

Make a clone :devil:

[KronoRed]

Our early morning thread viewers will have a lot of catching up to do :mhcky21:

[Red Leader]

Did you post that? I'd feel bad if I missed thread news :D

Yes, I posted it last night around 10 or 10:30, somewhere in there.

[Red Leader]

Only one solution..

Make a clone :devil:

Then I'd have to kill him after he gave the training and picked up hot women after work. Can't have my clone getting me in trouble with the wife....

[Red Leader]

Our early morning thread viewers will have a lot of catching up to do :mhcky21:


:p: :p: :p:

I've been pretty much out of the loop all week and I managed to keep up with the thread.

[KronoRed]

Yes, I posted it last night around 10 or 10:30, somewhere in there.

Dangit! I'm slipping up! :dflynn:

[KronoRed]

Then I'd have to kill him after he gave the training and picked up hot women after work. Can't have my clone getting me in trouble with the wife....

Well that's a negative view on things :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Dangit! I'm slipping up! :dflynn:

I thought for sure I would have seen it quoted this morning when I checked in. :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

:p: :p: :p:

I've been pretty much out of the loop all week and I managed to keep up with the thread.

140 posts in the last hour + ;)

[Red Leader]

Well that's a negative view on things :MandJ:

On second thought, though as long as I kept my wife from seeing him he could be very useful..... :mhcky21: :mhcky21: :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

I thought for sure I would have seen it quoted this morning when I checked in. :MandJ:

I'll do better :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

On second thought, though as long as I kept my wife from seeing him he could be very useful..... :mhcky21: :mhcky21: :mhcky21:

Indeed, you could have him work overtime and rake in the cash ;)

[Red Leader]

140 posts in the last hour + ;)

Not too bad. I'm outta here in 9 minutes so unless you go on a rampage by yourself, it probably won't go too much over 150.

[KronoRed]

Dang! I was wondering what the 6000th topic posted in non baseball would be..It was a political thread :dflynn:

[KronoRed]

Not too bad. I'm outta here in 9 minutes so unless you go on a rampage by yourself, it probably won't go too much over 150.

Let's do our best then ;)

[Red Leader]

Indeed, you could have him work overtime and rake in the cash ;)


Clones. Some things are just rediculous.

[Red Leader]

7 minutes.

[KronoRed]

;)

[Red Leader]

Speaking of body scars, my oldest son is over 5 years old now, and he doesn't have any scars on him at all. Damn TV watching hippie. Just kidding. I've been lucky not to have kids that were like me (in the emergency room sense)....or you, Krono.

[KronoRed]

7 minutes.

Actually this is like 160+ posts, :D

[KronoRed]

Speaking of body scars, my oldest son is over 5 years old now, and he doesn't have any scars on him at all. Damn TV watching hippie. Just kidding. I've been lucky not to have kids that were like me....or you, Krono.

Don't have anymore then, they start going bad at that point ;)

[Red Leader]

Actually this is like 160+ posts, :D

You tricked me. ;) :MandJ:

[Red Leader]

Don't have anymore then, they start going bad at that point ;)


I might print this off and hand it to my wife when I get home. :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Supposed to be frosty on Sunday..yeehoo :)

[Puffy]

Do you watch South Park, zombie? That episode also containing the famous "Ming Li (Cartman as a Vietnamese prostitute)" is one of my favorites. They were trying to win a Terrance and Phillip doll and were playing a carnival game that "trys to see how many balls you can get in Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth". The game is rigged because the balls are bigger than her mouth...(insert joke here) and Kyle calls "shenanigans". Classic.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-9/825505/minglee.gif

[Red Leader]

4 minutes of funk, this ain't no junk, drivin home and listenin to P-Funk!

Bad, real bad.

[KronoRed]

You tricked me. ;) :MandJ:

I miscounted ;)

[Red Leader]

Ming Li! Ming Li! :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

I might print this off and hand it to my wife when I get home. :MandJ:

Don't..that could end very badly for you ;)

[Red Leader]

How was Hooters Puffy?

I'm outta here in 3 minutes.

[KronoRed]

4 minutes of funk, this ain't no junk, drivin home and listenin to P-Funk!

Bad, real bad.

Funky dude

[KronoRed]

Puffy in the thread :gac:

[Red Leader]

Don't..that could end very badly for you ;)


True dat.

[Red Leader]

I'm outta here fellas. Catch you all on Monday!!

[KronoRed]

Gotta post 4 more times to reach 6700 RL :D

[Red Leader]

I

[KronoRed]

3 posts to go and he leaves..I couldn't do that ;)

[Red Leader]

Don't

[KronoRed]

J?

[Red Leader]

Have Time ;)

[Puffy]

On that note, there are two things I really wish I would have experienced in the callow days of my misguided youth.

1: For a woman to throw a glass of water in my face at a fancy restaurant because I said something boorish and totally unacceptable, and

2: To have a girl's father give me the whole "If my daughter comes back home with so much as her lipstick smudged, me, you, and Mr. 30-06 are gonna have a talk" talk.

Neither has happened. I feel somewhat... incomplete.

Well, number 2 has never happened to me. But number 1, well, yes. At two very nice restaurants in Syracuse. Two seperate girls.

I've also been slapped four or 10 times, but board rules prevent me from repeating the lines for which those slaps occurred. But I still find them funny, if that counts for anything.

[Red Leader]

Later.

[KronoRed]

:MandJ: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Have a good evening RL :)

[Puffy]

How was Hooters Puffy?

I'm outta here in 3 minutes.

Hooters is tomorrow night - tonight was Uncle Ernie's Brew House.

[KronoRed]

Time for peaches..tata all :)

[KronoRed]

How was uncle ernie? :D

[Puffy]

Did someone say, BEER?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/815381/Sam.JPG

Me too!! :thumbup:

[KronoRed]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20040919/mdf699830.jpg

[Puffy]

How was uncle ernie? :D

Whats up BuddY? Sorry, I'm trying to catch up, so I'm jumping around the thread. But Uncle Ernie's was good. They brew their own beer and I had a Amber beer and a Pale Ale - both very good!

[Puffy]

:wave:

Besides the one on my ankle - which I have yet to see - I got a few scars of my own. I have 2 on my chin. Pretty much right next to each other. The first one I got when I was in high school playing football. We were in practice and I tackled this guy and my chin landed on top of his helmet. Then when I was a sophomore in college I had just gone up to summer school. My younger sister's wedding was less than a week away and I was an usher in it. I had this old car that the lock on the trunk didn't work. So I had a locksmith just take the lock out and I used a screwdriver to open it. It hadn't been opened for years and there were a bunch of tools and jacks in there with the spare tire which was a regular sized tire. So I decided to wash the car and I wanted to wash the trunk out cause it was hella dusty. ;) I started taking the tools out one by one and then thought it would make more sense to put them all on the tire and take them out all at once. I did that but I dropped the tire and it hit the cement and a jack bounced up and nailed me right on the chin. I had to get a few stitches for that. It didn't look too bad for the wedding so my sister wasn't too mad. But I told only a few how it really happened. I told everybody else, "You should have seen the other guy." ;)

If we are gonna talk about scars and broken bones we are gonna need a whole lot more thread. I am the Tim Allen of the emergency room. I can't even begin to name them all right now, but tomorrow, get ready, cause I have stories comin out my arse.

[CougarQuest]

Krono beats Chip in the beer commercials so far!!!

[CougarQuest]

You know that saying "If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when the landed"? Don't ducks bump theirs when they land in the water? What about the Albatrose? Seems that one bumps just about everything!!

[CougarQuest]

David Spade is what ... 45? Will he ever be able to grow a beard that doesn't look like a cheesy 16 yr old kids beard? And now that he has all that money, will any one that knows him tell him?

[CougarQuest]

Is the goal for this thread to have 1000 pages?

[CougarQuest]

If it is, then shouldn't each post contain only one word ?

[CougarQuest]

Like

[CougarQuest]

this,

[CougarQuest]

for

[CougarQuest]

example?

[RosieRed]

Okay, who left Krono and RL in here unattended? Didn't we discuss that? ;)

CQ, the goal is to be the last person to post no matter how many pages it takes to get there. Wonder when we will get to 1,000? Probably sooner than we think! (Especially with a lot of one-word posts! :p: )

[pedro]

http://www.havanaestudio.com.my/gallery/Ze%20Dancing%20Cats%202.jpg

[Puffy]

hi! :wave:

[creek14]

18219

[TeamCasey]

WOTD: suppress

I would like to suppress the notion of quantity over quality. :p:

[TeamCasey]

CQ .... The fantasy league is still going. Please beat the absent one. You need to switch out your 3rd baseman.

[TeamCasey]

The Radio City Rockettes are coming to dance in our cafeteria next week. How weird is that?

[airalex]

Good morning everyone :)

High School Football day Rosie ;)

[creek14]

I have lots of scars and have had way too many broken bones.

Yes, I have RL's resume and will be submitting it on Mon.

I feel better today. Yipee. Still queasy, but much much better. I feel I will be able to supress puking!!

Gonna run into work for awhile. Someone requested a special something about someplace and I'm going to do it.

Have a groovy day.

[TeamCasey]

"Suppress" .... very good, Creek! :MandJ:

[Roy Tucker]

My youngest saw the article in the Enquirer this AM about the purse snatcher and the lady that got killed. She said "this really stinks". I could tell she was stewing over it. After a while, she said "God says we're supposed to love everyone, how am I supposed to love this guy?". I said "let me have a cup of coffee first". We hashed it out. All before 7:00 AM.

I've broken a lot of bones and had a lot of stitches. I guess I'm like Puffy, I was the ER king in my youth. My body looks like it has many zippers on it. My left leg is a 1/2 inch shorter than the other.

I hate coming home from business travel. I'm tired from rental cars, planes, and conference rooms. My wife is tired from me not being home and she having the shoulder the entire burden. We both look each other and say "I need a break". Neither of us get one. We both get cranky.

I've done this enough now to know just to keep my mouth shut and say "what needs to be done?". I go do a bunch of stuff and try very hard not to be resentful. I hate being a grownup sometimes.

Later, I say "how about a glass of wine?". We sit at the counter. Neither of us drink much so one glass gets us a little goofy. She has a good cry. I talk about work. We tell each other "don't worry, I still love you". We hug and smooch a little. The kids all go "eeewwwwww". We go to bed.......and go to sleep...

[TeamCasey]

Roy killed the thread! :devil:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I was just thinking the same thing.

[Roy Tucker]

Roy killed the thread! :devil:
I'm sorry!!! I didn't realize I was such a wet blanket.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

[Super_Barry11]

Physics class, creative writing class, softball practice, then driving home to Dayton!!! :D My fabulous Reds weekend is almost here!!! :thumbup:

Have a wonderful Friday, everyone!!! :)

[Red Leader]

Too.......tired.....cannot......work.....anymore.. ....

I feel like Johnny5 at the end of Short Circuit 2 when he's all beat to crap and leaking battery fluid.

[Red Leader]

Okay, who left Krono and RL in here unattended? Didn't we discuss that? ;)




I really thought this was funny. So true, so true.

[zombie-a-go-go]

You too, SB.

I wonder if this day will ever end.

[zombie-a-go-go]

And I feel you, RL. There's a Saturday on the horizon, though; please don't no one tell me it ain't true...

[KronoRed]

Good Morning everyone :)

[KronoRed]

TeamCasey wins the RR award :D

[KronoRed]

Whats up BuddY? Sorry, I'm trying to catch up, so I'm jumping around the thread. But Uncle Ernie's was good. They brew their own beer and I had a Amber beer and a Pale Ale - both very good!

Sounds cool :gac:

[KronoRed]

Krono beats Chip in the beer commercials so far!!!

:thumbup:

[KronoRed]

You know that saying "If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their butts when the landed"? Don't ducks bump theirs when they land in the water? What about the Albatrose? Seems that one bumps just about everything!!

These are the questions I sit around all day and ponder ;)

[KronoRed]

David Spade is what ... 45? Will he ever be able to grow a beard that doesn't look like a cheesy 16 yr old kids beard? And now that he has all that money, will any one that knows him tell him?

Geek :D

[KronoRed]

Is the goal for this thread to have 1000 pages?

Our goal is to overtake the entire board :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

If it is, then shouldn't each post contain only one word ?

That's pushing it ;)

[KronoRed]

Like

Mike! if I could be like Mike :D

[KronoRed]

this,

That and those?

[KronoRed]

for

Five Six! HUT!


:D

[KronoRed]

example?

ex·am·ple ( P ) Pronunciation Key (g-zmpl)
n.
One that is representative of a group as a whole: the squirrel, an example of a rodent; introduced each new word with examples of its use.
One serving as a pattern of a specific kind: set a good example by arriving on time.
A similar case that constitutes a model or precedent: a unique episode, without example in maritime history.

A punishment given as a warning or deterrent.
One that has been given such a punishment: made an example of the offender.
A problem or exercise used to illustrate a principle or method.

[KronoRed]

Okay, who left Krono and RL in here unattended? Didn't we discuss that? ;)

CQ, the goal is to be the last person to post no matter how many pages it takes to get there. Wonder when we will get to 1,000? Probably sooner than we think! (Especially with a lot of one-word posts! :p: )

Hi Rosie :wave:

I don't recall anyone saying me and RL are untrustworthy? :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

hi! :wave:
:gac:

[KronoRed]

18219

32608

[KronoRed]

WOTD: suppress

I would like to suppress the notion of quantity over quality. :p:

I feel this would suppress my posting in this thread ;)

[KronoRed]

The Radio City Rockettes are coming to dance in our cafeteria next week. How weird is that?

In a cafeteria?

Very weird :eek:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I feel this would suppress my posting in this thread ;)

You think? ;)

[KronoRed]

I have lots of scars and have had way too many broken bones.

Yes, I have RL's resume and will be submitting it on Mon.

I feel better today. Yipee. Still queasy, but much much better. I feel I will be able to supress puking!!

Gonna run into work for awhile. Someone requested a special something about someplace and I'm going to do it.

Have a groovy day.

Hi Creek :wave:

[KronoRed]

You think? ;)

Yours as well, as well as RL, Puffy, AA..well just about everyone ;)

[KronoRed]

Good morning everyone :)

High School Football day Rosie ;)

Good Morning AA

:gac:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I just got some pics back from the last game I went to... check out that sunburn, baby!

[KronoRed]

My youngest saw the article in the Enquirer this AM about the purse snatcher and the lady that got killed. She said "this really stinks". I could tell she was stewing over it. After a while, she said "God says we're supposed to love everyone, how am I supposed to love this guy?". I said "let me have a cup of coffee first". We hashed it out. All before 7:00 AM.


Good job Roy, I wonder the same as her sometimes

[KronoRed]

I just got some pics back from the last game I went to... check out that sunburn, baby!


:MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

Mr.Red looks like he's about to eat you :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hmm.. I probably shouldn't have posted that. I look like a moron. :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Roy killed the thread! :devil:

He was going for the last post..you ruined it ;)

[KronoRed]

Hmm.. I probably shouldn't have posted that. I look like a moron. :MandJ:

I saved it and could post it if you try and delete it..so don't ;)

[KronoRed]

I'm sorry!!! I didn't realize I was such a wet blanket.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services and gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?" :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[KronoRed]

Physics class, creative writing class, softball practice, then driving home to Dayton!!! :D My fabulous Reds weekend is almost here!!! :thumbup:

Have a wonderful Friday, everyone!!! :)

Hi Sb :wave:

[KronoRed]

You too, SB.

I wonder if this day will ever end.

Maybe the sun will explode and end it sooner for ya :D

[CougarQuest]

Zombie,
Are you looking at the little Cub he just stomped?

[CougarQuest]

Roy,
That article had so many mistakes, I'm surprised they had "purse snatcher" actually in it.

[KronoRed]

Mr.Red is scary, I mean more then gapper :eek:

[KronoRed]

Roy,
That article had so many mistakes, I'm surprised they had "purse snatcher" actually in it.

We trust you over the paper :thumbup:

[WVRed]

Hmm, it wouldnt let me change the name of the thread:(

[TeamCasey]

I just got some pics back from the last game I went to... check out that sunburn, baby!

That's an AWESOME shot! :MandJ: :MandJ: :MandJ:

[CougarQuest]

Hmm, it wouldnt let me change the name of the thread:(
What would you like to change it to?

[TeamCasey]

Mr.Red is scary, I mean more then gapper :eek:

No way! Mr. Red is wicked cool!

Gapper didn't have what it takes to be a muppet, so he spends his time chugging Budweiser drafts at the ballpark and terrorizing children.

[KronoRed]

Hmm, it wouldnt let me change the name of the thread:(

Hey! you can't change it now, 18,500 posts in!!!

[KronoRed]

No way! Mr. Red is wicked cool!

Gapper didn't have what it takes to be a muppet, so he spends his time chugging Budweiser drafts at the ballpark and terrorizing children.

He looks scary to me, the HUGE head thing I guess, like he's a super brain genius or something ;)

[KronoRed]

WVRed is drunk with thread starting power ;)

[TeamCasey]

Like my new avatar?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Zombie,
Are you looking at the little Cub he just stomped?

You mean Garciaparra? :mhcky21:

I'd take that to the bank... that sniveling little toad, thinking he's bigger than the BoSox... he deserves the Crybaby Cubs, and they deserve him...

[KronoRed]

Like my new avatar?

Bravo!! :gac: :gac: :gac:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Like my new avatar?

Ye Gods. :eek:

[Red Leader]

Mr.Red is hella-creepy. Those black eyes of his are Michael Myers like, and no I don't mean the Austin Powers Michael Myers, I mean the Halloween one. Guy just spooks me. I surprised he doen't scared the crap out of kids with those big black emotionless eyes of his. Ok, enough of that...back to my training.

[KronoRed]

I have a book about the history of riverfront stadium, has a picture of Mr.Red in it, he was even scarier back in the 70's, I'll try and scan it in today

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hella-no, RL! Mr. Red has class! He has... panache! He has... black eyes that look straight into the depths of your soul and find you, if you are a Cubs fan, wanting!

How hella is that?

[Roy Tucker]

I just got some pics back from the last game I went to... check out that sunburn, baby!
You gotta watch out for baseball, beer, and brilliant sun.

I went to a Memorial Day doubleheader against the Dodgers back in the day, probably 1978-80 era (to you young whippersnappers, they used to actually play 2 games for the price of one, imagine that :eek: ). First game started at 1:15. That was also when you could buy 64 oz. tubs of Hudepohl for around $3.

I started in on the tub 'o beers. Many tub o' beers. Like, biblical quantities of beer. I took off my shirt about the middle of the first game. It was the end of May and I hadn't gotten a lot of sun yet. I don't even remember the second game. From what I gather, my buddies just put me in a seat and left me there to slowly broil in the sun. I probably was on TV for an alcohol abuse ad.

Somebody drove me home and dumped me inside my front door. I woke up about 3 in the morning with the most godawful hangover and sunburn I've ever had in my life. Like my skull had split open and my brains were on the floor. Like the little man had crawled down my throat and taken a dump. Like skin cancer sun poisoning kind of sunburn. I was just in swell shape.

Took a cold shower. Lathered up with Solarcaine. Took bufferin. Drank ice water. Ice water came back up. Laid around and moaned and shivered. Swore to Jesus Christ Almighty I'd never drink again.

I was in terrible shape for a couple days with the sunburn. Being the idiot I was at the time and ashamed of my idiot behavior, I didn't go to the doctor. I just suffered. I must have peeled layers of skin off my shoulders and back. At least I had some hair then so my head didn't get cooked. It was just a wonderful time.

So, beware.

[KronoRed]

Hella-no, RL! Mr. Red has class! He has... panache! He has... black eyes that look straight into the depths of your soul and find you, if you are a Cubs fan, wanting!

How hella is that?

If I hear hella again I'm going to throw a brick at someone :mhcky21:

[Red Leader]

If I hear hella again I'm going to throw a brick at someone :mhcky21:


That would hurt hella-bad if you had an arm stronger than Lucy from the Peanuts, but you don't....

so what the hella you gonna do now? :mhcky21:

[Red Leader]

:p:

[KronoRed]

That would hurt hella-bad if you had an arm stronger than Lucy from the Peanuts, but you don't....

so what the hella you gonna do now? :mhcky21:

You are now marked :devil:

[TeamCasey]

If I hear hella again I'm going to throw a brick at someone :mhcky21:

That would be a hella bad thing to do.

[KronoRed]

:allovrjr:

[CougarQuest]

We have a flag on the play. Taunting by Krono challenging someone to use that phrase and by Red Leader for actually using that phrase immediately after.
No loss of downs and no loss of yards.

[KronoRed]

That would be a hella bad thing to do.

Well you're just mean so :p:

[KronoRed]

No loss of downs or yards?

What a penalty ;)

[Red Leader]

We have a flag on the play. Taunting by Krono challenging someone to use that phrase and by Red Leader for actually using that phrase immediately after.
No loss of downs and no loss of yards.

Offsetting penalties, huh. Nice...

[CougarQuest]

They cancelled each other out

[KronoRed]

I think we have acc refs in here ;)

[CougarQuest]

Krono, would you like to throw the red flag?

[KronoRed]

**throws the red flag**

ah!

[zombie-a-go-go]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[TeamCasey]

**throws the red flag**

ah!

Runs out, grabs red flag, autographs it for this evening's Ebay auction.

*Evil laugh* Mu hahahahahahahahahaha!

[KronoRed]

**throws another red flag on TC**

Stop taking the flags!!!!

[CougarQuest]

After review of the play, we have two fouls on Krono and one foul on Red Leader. 10 yard penalty for Krono!

[TeamCasey]

Stop taking the flags!!!!

Starts doing a seductive fan dance with the flags.

[zombie-a-go-go]

After review of the play, we have two fouls on Krono and one foul on Red Leader. 10 yard penalty for Krono!

Oooh, snap!

(I can't believe I just typed that.)
:MandJ:

[CougarQuest]

Oh, and loss of a timeout!

[TeamCasey]

May need more than one flag for Ethyl and Maudie.

[KronoRed]

After review of the play, we have two fouls on Krono and one foul on Red Leader. 10 yard penalty for Krono!

BULL!!!!

What about TC? she's running around stealing flags?? lets get a call on that eh!???

[KronoRed]

Starts doing a seductive fan dance with the flags.

Oh my!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek2:

[KronoRed]

Oooh, snap!

(I can't believe I just typed that.)
:MandJ:

Snap to it

[KronoRed]

May need more than one flag for Ethyl and Maudie.

I don't want to know

[CougarQuest]

TC is allowed to steal the flags, she is in charge of the half-time seductive dance show

[TeamCasey]

Delay of game as the whole crowd goes :eek2: .

[CougarQuest]

Of course she may have to deal with the FCC, but that is Zombies territory, not mine.

[TeamCasey]

That was good. I'm heading out for a smoke now. See you in a bit.

I love Fridays.

[KronoRed]

This game is fixed :dflynn:

[KronoRed]

That was good. I'm heading out for a smoke now. See you in a bit.

I love Fridays.

:wave:

[zombie-a-go-go]

Anyone want to tell me why the BWC has to send me three copies of every hearing notice, record of proceedings, motion, etceteras, and feels the need to send them in three separate envelopes?

Must be members of the Pave the Earth foundation. :rolleyes:

[KronoRed]

Of course she may have to deal with the FCC, but that is Zombies territory, not mine.

I don't think this will fall under wardrobe malfunction :D

[CougarQuest]

This game is fixed :dflynn:
Would you like to challenge that decision?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Of course she may have to deal with the FCC, but that is Zombies territory, not mine.

How come I have to deal with all the bureaucratic entities? Sheesh. ;) :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

Anyone want to tell me why the BWC has to send me three copies of every hearing notice, record of proceedings, motion, etceteras, and feels the need to send them in three separate envelopes?

Must be members of the Pave the Earth foundation. :rolleyes:

Triplicate, good stuff :D

[KronoRed]

Would you like to challenge that decision?

No!!!!!!!! :angry:

[KronoRed]

How come I have to deal with all the bureaucratic entities? Sheesh. ;) :mhcky21:

It's what you're good at :D

[CougarQuest]

zombie doesn't want to have to constantly review the seductive dance to make sure it is within this countries moral guidelines. Having to watch it over and over and over? Hmmm?

[zombie-a-go-go]

zombie doesn't want to have to constantly review the seductive dance to make sure it is within this countries moral guidelines. Having to watch it over and over and over? Hmmm?

Oh, you mean I get to be the FCC? In that case... :mhcky21:

[zombie-a-go-go]

It's what you're good at :D

You know what else I'm good at?

:drink:

[CougarQuest]

You know what else I'm good at?

:drink:
We know RBA's good at that and it sounds like Roy is pretty good at it too :MandJ:

[CougarQuest]

Oh, and can't forget GAC!

[Roy Tucker]

We know RBA's good at that and it sounds like Roy is pretty good at it too :MandJ:
Back in the day perhaps. I'm a 2 beer and drive me home wimp now.

[CougarQuest]

Back in the day perhaps. I'm a 2 beer and drive me home wimp now.
I was going by the sunburn story

[westofyou]

Back in the day perhaps. I'm a 2 beer and drive me home wimp now.

As you get good at it you also begin to realize that the day AFTER the hangover you feel so glad that the hangover is gone that that feeling is way more enjoyable than the feeling of being plastered.

[zombie-a-go-go]

As you get good at it you also begin to realize that the day AFTER the hangover you feel so glad that the hangover is gone that that feeling is way more enjoyable than the feeling of being plastered.

You don't know what you've got until you've lost it, eh?

[Roy Tucker]

I was going by the sunburn story
No problem. My capacity for some semblence of functioning under the influence was legendary. Just the kind of thing you want to be know for :thumbdown

I finally grew up. It just took a while.

[CougarQuest]

I think most of us have been there Roy, it really wasn't meant as a negative thing. I was just going by what we've seen in person and read in here and having a little fun.

[WVRed]

On a side note, the title of this thread has been changed.

Thanks CQ;).

[CougarQuest]

You're welcome

[pedro]

On a side note, the title of this thread has been changed.

Thanks CQ;).


now lets not get cocky :)

[zombie-a-go-go]

Interesting title change... think people will think we're elitist? :RedinDC:

[CougarQuest]

As long as they don't think we think we're the best at everything, then it's ok.
:mhcky21:

[WVRed]

now lets not get cocky :)

It aint bragging if you back it up;)

[CougarQuest]

This just in

[CougarQuest]

Cubs Whine, Cubs Whine

Details at 11

[zombie-a-go-go]

Now that's breaking news. :MandJ:

[RosieRed]

Morning everyone! :wave:

I'm not sure how I feel about the new title of The Thread. Why was it changed? :confused:

[CougarQuest]

Morning everyone! :wave:

I'm not sure how I feel about the new title of The Thread. Why was it changed? :confused:
Because the creator of it requested the change

[LvJ]

I'm eating Tacos. :wave:

[airalex]

I'm eating Tacos. :wave:

I had motzerella sticks :RedinDC:

[zombie-a-go-go]

I'm eating Tacos. :wave:

I'm eating nothing.

But I'm starting to get hungry.

[RFS62]

Because the creator of it requested the change



Hmmmm, not sure I like this new title. The thread will tell you when it's great, young Skywalker.

[CougarQuest]

I just consumed Lasagna

[airalex]

The thread will tell you when it's great, young Skywalker.

:starwars:

[CougarQuest]

How many of you have tried a dog biscuit or dried dog food?

[zombie-a-go-go]

Hmmmm, not sure I like this new title. The thread will tell you when it's great, young Skywalker.

Mebbe WVRed's getting a little too big for his britches, eh?

You could always start another thread and start all over.

That'd show him. :RedinDC:

[zombie-a-go-go]

How many of you have tried a dog biscuit or dried dog food?

I'm gonna plead the 5th on this one.

[LvJ]

I had motzerella sticks :RedinDC:

I win. ;)

[westofyou]

How many of you have tried a dog biscuit or dried dog food?


I've tried a Biscuit.......... shock value is an important part of youth.

[airalex]

I used to like dog biscuits :help:

[WVRed]

Best. Thread. Ever.

All the way back from page 5.

[RosieRed]

All the way back from page 5.

Well, there is no doubt this is the Best Thread Ever. I just didn't know we wanted to advertise it as such. :)

[airalex]

Well, there is no doubt this is the Best Thread Ever. I just didn't know we wanted to advertise it as such. :)

The more posters the marrier ;)

[RFS62]

Well, there is no doubt this is the Best Thread Ever. I just didn't know we wanted to advertise it as such. :)



Exactly. No need to moonwalk and stuff. Kinda like Deion in the endzone.

[RosieRed]

CQ, sorry the paper got everything wrong in the purse snatcher story. :( I didn't work yesterday, and wouldn't have handled the story even if I did, but I still feel bad. :(

[TeamCasey]

How many of you have tried a dog biscuit or dried dog food?

Hasn't everyone? Used to love it.

This is gross. I had a friend in high school that used to put butter on a dog biscuit, nuke it for a few seconds and munch on them.

[CougarQuest]

I know a guy who got really drunk one night and came home and went to bed. He said that while he was laying there, his cat was pestering him to feed it because he was gone all day. The next morning he awoke and went into the kitchen and found an empty cat food tin with a spoon in it that had speghetti sauce all over the tin and spoon. He went to the bathroom and saw in the mirror that he had dried matted speghetti sauce and cat food in his chest hairs. He swears he doesn't remember what happened, but I think he does, he just doesn't want to face it.

[TeamCasey]

CQ, sorry the paper got everything wrong in the purse snatcher story. :( I didn't work yesterday, and wouldn't have handled the story even if I did, but I still feel bad. :(

Papers are notoriously bad about facts. I never realized that until my friend got murdered here a couple years ago.

[LvJ]

False. Advertising.

Best Thread Ever (http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3774).

0 Replies. 1 View. :cry:

[zombie-a-go-go]

False. Advertising.

Best Thread Ever (http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3774).

0 Replies. 1 View. :cry:

That is EASILY the funniest thing I've seen all day, when taken in context.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[zombie-a-go-go]

This is gross. I had a friend in high school that used to put butter on a dog biscuit, nuke it for a few seconds and munch on them.

No, that avatar of yours, now that's gross. :devil:

[Roy Tucker]

News flash...

Roy has a bag of Fritos for lunch (and a bottle of water).

I was going to duck out early and then my boss calls and says con-call 4-6 (those darn west coast guys) Bah! :thumbdown

[CougarQuest]

This just in

Cubs still whining

[zombie-a-go-go]

That's it; I'm going to the junk-food machine and vending myself some lunch.

Hella!

[RosieRed]

Is today "Eat Junk Food for Lunch Day"? I could probably get on board with that!

[KronoRed]

I'm having mcdonalds for lunch, so yeah it's junk food day

[KronoRed]

I am not a fan of the new title of the thread, makes us sound full of it :thumbdown

[KronoRed]

But I suppose I'll keep posting in it

[airalex]

I see Puffy's dropped in :D

[KronoRed]

It will die with a new title ya know..changes always screw stuff up, like the beatles when yoko joined :mhcky21:

[KronoRed]

Like MTV when they started showing shows instead of videos

[Red Leader]

No, that avatar of yours, now that's gross. :devil:


Word.

[KronoRed]

Like new coke ;)

[Puffy]

Like my new avatar?

:thumbup:

[KronoRed]

Like clear pepsi :D

[KronoRed]

TCs new avatar is the best avatar ever on any board ;)

[KronoRed]

I can think of about 40 other things that went down hill with a name change, but I'll stop now :D

[KronoRed]

At least we don't have a pregnancy on the thread :D

[airalex]

Mr. Red is creeeeepy :eek:

[KronoRed]

Because that would really kill it fast

[KronoRed]

Indeed, mr Red is creepy..but Z is funny :D

[KronoRed]

Yes..funny like a clown ;)

[LvJ]

Krono is on drugs. :agreed:

[airalex]

Krono is on drugs. :agreed:
I'm also high

















On life :D

[Puffy]

How many of you have tried a dog biscuit or dried dog food?

:thumbup:

[KronoRed]

:gac:

[KronoRed]

Never eaten cat or dog food

[KronoRed]

Krono is on drugs. :agreed:

I haven't done drugs in a very very very long time :allovrjr:

[KronoRed]

I'm also high

















On life :D

Me too :thumbup:

[Puffy]

I see Puffy's dropped in :D

Whats up buddy? I'm at this point (see above) in the catching up process. Almost.....there......must......be...patient

[zombie-a-go-go]

Lunch is a frosted honey bun, a bag of animal crackers, and a peach papaya tropicana "made with (a wee little bit of) real juice" drink.

[KronoRed]

10 people in here now :D

[RosieRed]

No dog or cat food for me either. YUCK.

In other news, I wonder if I killed the pres. debate thread??! :gac:

[KronoRed]

:thumbup:
Whats up buddy? I'm at this point (see above) in the catching up process. Almost.....there......must......be...patient
:thumbup: