Be the last person to post on this thread

[WVRed]

I win!

[savafan]

eh?

[RosieRed]

Tag -- you're it!

[Unassisted]

OK, I'm last!

Don't let the mods in on this little game, though. They'll bust out the dreaded thread lock. :D

[RedFanAlways1966]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious...

... always wanted use this word in a RZ thread! Thx, WV! :RedinDC:

[savafan]

Is there a rule against double posting?

[KronoRed]

Hrmm?

[RBA]

I'm last. How do I know? I got them mod powers. :mhcky21:

[RBA]

OK, I'm last!

Don't let the mods in on this little game, though. They'll bust out the dreaded thread lock. :D

Oh, I had it locked. But opened it back up when I read this. :GAC:

[WVRed]

tag

[savafan]

Oh, I had it locked. But opened it back up when I read this. :GAC:
:thumbup:

[RFS62]

'yo mamma

:p:

[Unassisted]

Oh, I had it locked. But opened it back up when I read this. :GAC:WV, you'd better exclude the admins from playing, too. They've got more locks than the Panama Canal! :D

BTW, I'm last. :p:

[RosieRed]

BTW, I'm last. :p:

Not anymore! :p:

[Dom Heffner]

I am the "thread killer." I lead the board in this category. No one will respond to this post because I am biased...

[WrigleyvilleRed]

This is the 25th anniversary of "Disco Demolition" night at Comiskey Park.

[WVRed]

last

[jmcclain19]

Y'all are going down.

I'm last

Josh wins

[WrigleyvilleRed]

July 12th 1943, Russians defeat Germans at Kursk in one of the largest tank battles in history.

[RFS62]

July 12th 1943, Russians defeat Germans at Kursk in one of the largest tank battles in history.


Yeah, they had it coming.

[letsgojunior]

I think I should post something really rude and obnoxious, just to get the thread closed so I can be the last person who posts.

:)

[Larkin Fan]

This is interesting.

[WVRed]

This is interesting.

Indeed.

I wonder how long before it catches up with the "Retain" threads.

[WrigleyvilleRed]

July 12th 1962 the Rolling Stones give their first public performance at The Marquee Club in London.

[KronoRed]

I'm the last person named Krono to post here :D

[BRETTFAVRE]

July 12th 1962 the Rolling Stones give their first public performance at The Marquee Club in London.

Did they play "She said Yeah"?

[WrigleyvilleRed]

Did they play "She said Yeah"?

This was what they performed that night:

1. Kansas City
2. Baby What's Wrong
3. Confessin' The Blues
4. Bright Lights, Big City
5. Dust My Blues
6. Down The Road Apiece
7. I'm A Love You
8. Bad Boy
9. I Ain't Got You
10. Hush-Hush
11. Ride 'Em On Down
12. Back In The USA
13. Kind Of Lonesome
14. Blues Before Sunrise
15. Big Boss Man
16. Don't Stay Out All Night
17. Tell Me You Love Me
18. Happy Home

[BRETTFAVRE]

Great. Even though I'm a hugh Walter Jacobs fan, I like the Stones version of "Confessin' the Blues" better. And even though the Stones did some magnificent work with Mick Taylor, Brian was something else.

[WrigleyvilleRed]

The band on stage July 12th, 1962

Brian Jones (guitar)
Mick Jagger (vocals)
Keith Richards (guitar)
Ian Stewart (piano)
Dick Taylor (bass)
Tony Chapman (drums)

:RedinDC: :thumbup: :GAC:

[RedsBaron]

I'm last-game over. :)

[Bob Borkowski]

Hi. I'm looking for the 'Word Association' thread.

I know it's around here somewhere. :confused:

[SandyD]

The Last Ride at the defunct Pontchartrain Beach amusement park was "The Zephyr" -- one of the old Coney Island style wooden roller coasters.

The Last Ride is now a Daiquiri bar at Zephyr Field.

[RFS62]

I've always wondered how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[KronoRed]

I was going to post the lyrics from The End by the Doors but they are not fit for a family board :D

[RedFanAlways1966]

The only two states that have their entire name in the name of another state...

... Virginia & Kansas.

[RFS62]

This is the only thread I've ever seen that has a chance to compete with the "word association" and "song retains the name" threads.

Never underestimate the desire of 'zoners to get in the last word.

[KronoRed]

Or just spam the place up ;)

[RFS62]

This thread is kinda like Seinfield. It's a thread about nothing that could last for years.

[zombie-a-go-go]

I have a feeling this thread will bury the word/movie/song association threads. And quickly.

[Bob Borkowski]

This thread is kinda like Seinfield. It's a thread about nothing that could last for years.


By the way, did you know that in the first episode of Seinfeld (probably the pilot) that Kramer was known as 'Kessler'?

[Sweetstop]

It's my birthday. Being last would be a nice gift... :)

[RedsBaron]

Happy Birthday! My gift to you is that you are no longer last. :mhcky21:

[Bob Borkowski]

Hey, Happy Birthday, SS!

May you have many happy returns of the day! :birthday: :birthday: :birthday:


By the way, this thread is now closed. :mhcky21:

[GoReds]

Closed? Does that mean I can't post to it anymore? :D

[Sweetstop]

Thanks for the birthday greetings, my favorite guys from THE BEST 3 threads (word, song, movie). No way this one ever competes in the long haul. :D

[RFS62]

Hey, happy birthday Sweetstop.

:birthday: :birthday: :birthday:

[RedsBaron]

Happy birthday Sweetstop....oops, I already wished you happy birthday. Now I'm the last one to post on this thread. I'm sorry! :mhcky21:

[WVRed]

Dont forget to bring a towel!

[HotCorner]

Remember to wash your hands after using the restroom.

[WVRed]

You wanna get high?;)

-Towelie

[Puffy]

So right now - who is last? Me, cause I posted last, or RedsBaron because I quoted him and it is after my rambling? Or Dan Quayle because i quote him on my signature?


Happy birthday Sweetstop....oops, I already wished you happy birthday. Now I'm the last one to post on this thread. I'm sorry! :mhcky21:

[WrigleyvilleRed]

Harrison Ford was born July 13th, 1942.

[Sweetstop]

Harrison Ford was born July 13th, 1942.

For that reason alone it's a good day for a birthday....and I do share the 40's with him.

Clever idea for a thread I must say...and the Seinfeld connection is perfect.
There is nothing else to say.

[WrigleyvilleRed]

Harrison Ford was born July 13th, 1942.

On July 13th, 1861 the Civil War battle of Corrick's Ford was fought in western Virginia.

[Puffy]

This one time, at band camp, some kids had some stay puft marshmellows and they left them out, then, then this bear came and ate Barry Mexicali, so now we can't have food outside the cafeteria anymore.

[Sweetstop]

This one time, at band camp, some kids had some stay puft marshmellows and they left them out, then, then this bear came and ate Barry Mexicali, so now we can't have food outside the cafeteria anymore.

:roll: The boy is funny.

[HotCorner]

Bees sense fear.

[Dom Heffner]

Has anyone on here actually had their blood "curdle"?

[Redsland]

That's enough. I'm locking this thread.

[Puffy]

Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to crank up Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band's Old Time Rock & Roll and dance around in my tightie whities and oxford shirt.

[BRETTFAVRE]

The problem is Carl Lindner.

[WVRed]

I should mention the rules.

Doh, I just posted again!:)

[RedsBaron]

Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules!

[WVRed]

Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules!

If the mods decide to close the thread again, you wont be saying that;)

[RedsBaron]

If the mods decide to close the thread again, you wont be saying that;)
They don't scare me!!! Let 'em close it,now!!! (While I'm the last poster)

[Puffy]

Sometimes I part my hair on the other side of my head, so that when I look in the mirror I see what everybody else does

[BRETTFAVRE]

Did you know Chef wrote "Soul Man "?

[WVRed]

Im leaving for Florida in September for college, when I get back in December and this thread is still running, I should be given a medal:).

[RFS62]

I'm hungry

[RosieRed]

There are 171 days left in the year.

[RFS62]

Ya know, I'll bet fish who are caught and returned are a lot like people who are abducted by space aliens.

You're swimming along, minding your own business, hanging out with your fish buddies, and lo and behold, a big fat juicy worm.

So, you do what any fish would do, you chomp down on it. And "HEY.... Whoa!!!!" .... up you go to the mother ship. And they prod you, and photograph you, and pass you around to the other aliens, and finally after scaring you half to death, they return you to the place they took you from.

And then you tell your fish buddies what happened, and they're all like "yeah, sure" and they talk about you behind your back and now you're that crazy fish who believes in life above the water, and stuff.

[Sweetstop]

Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules!

We don't need no stinkin badges....This line is originally from________and was also in________.

[RedsBaron]

We don't need no stinkin badges....This line is originally from Treasure of the Sierra Madre________and was also in__Blazing Saddles______.
I've tried to fill in the answers.

[Puffy]

Ya know, I'll bet fish who are caught and returned are a lot like people who are abducted by space aliens.




Well, except for the anal probes

[Unassisted]

I thought we cleared this up yesterday when I said that my post would be that last one? :D

[RosieRed]

I thought we cleared this up yesterday when I said that my post would be that last one? :D

I guess not everyone heard you. :p:

[WVRed]

I guess not everyone heard you. :p:

Guess not.

[RFS62]

Heard what?

[RedsBaron]

Heard what?
Huh?

[WVRed]

Huh?

Lil Jon:YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

[HotCorner]

Lil Jon:YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

WHAT!?!?

[Reds Fanatic]

I thought we cleared this up yesterday when I said that my post would be that last one? :D

To quote John Belushi in Animal House "Nothing is over until we decide it's over. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" :D

[zombie-a-go-go]

Define "we."

[RosieRed]

Define "we."

You asked for it ...

Main Entry: we
Pronunciation: 'wE
Function: pronoun, plural in construction
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wE; akin to Old High German wir we, Sanskrit vayam
1 : I and the rest of a group that includes me : you and I : you and I and another or others : I and another or others not including you -- used as pronoun of the first person plural; compare I, OUR, OURS, US
2 : 1I -- used by sovereigns; used by writers to keep an impersonal character

[Bob Borkowski]

Thanks, Rosie. ;)

[Puffy]

Twelve cows are known as a "flink."

[KronoRed]

Not a dozen cows? flink? weird

[RedFanAlways1966]

Birdie, Birdie in the sky.
Why'd you do that in my eye?
Me no baby, me not cry.
Me just glad flinks can't fly!

[RFS62]

Twelve cows are known as a "flink."


I flink that's quazy

[RosieRed]

Thanks, Rosie. ;)

You're welcome! ;)

[Larkin Fan]

This Is The Last Post!!

[RedsBaron]

This Is The Last Post!!
O.K.

[RFS62]

Whatever

[Red Leader]

Average Weight of Human Head

"An adult human cadaver head cut off around vertebra C3, with no hair, weighs somewhere between 4.5 and 5 kg, constituting around 8% of the whole body mass."

[Red Leader]

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot
house* 4 inches deep.

[Red Leader]

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.

[Red Leader]

A 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant

[Red Leader]

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread
paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

[RFS62]

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller
blades, they can ignite.


Wow, I didn't know that.

[Red Leader]

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

[Red Leader]

The glass in windows (even double pane) does not stop a baseball hit
by a ceiling fan.

[Red Leader]

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too
late.

[Red Leader]

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

Had enough yet???

[Red Leader]

The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time

[Red Leader]

Cats throw up at least twice their body weight a year.

[Red Leader]

Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.

[Unassisted]

Cats throw up at least twice their body weight a year.Along those same lines...
http://www.nataliedee.com/070604/gin.jpg

[RedsBaron]

Who measures that?

[Red Leader]

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you,
but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

[Red Leader]

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
If they are OK, then it must be you

[Red Leader]

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

[Sweetstop]

Red Leader is a sick fellow. :eek:

[KronoRed]

The 40 Warning Signs Of Insanity
1. Your friends tell you that you have been acting strange lately,
and then you hit them several times with a sledgehammer.

2. Everyone you meet appears to have tentacles growing out of
places that you wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

3. You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the
bathroom.

4. You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though
she sends you mail from Iowa asking why you never write.

5. Every time you see a street sign, you have a tremendous urge to
relieve yourself on it.

6. You wear your boxers on your head because you heard it will
ward of evil dandruff spirits.

7. You're always having to apologize to your next door neighbor for
setting fire to his lawn decorations.

8. Every commercial you hear on the radio reminds you of popsicles.

9. People stay away from you whenever they hear you howl.

10. Your breath smells more and more like squirrel dung each passing day.

11. You laugh out loud during funerals.

12. When your doctor tells you to say ah, you yell out "RAPE! RAPE!"

13. Nobody listens to you anymore, because they can't understand
you through your scuba mask.

14. You begin to stop and consider all of the blades of grass you've
stepped on as a child, and worry that their ancestors are going to
one day seek revenge.
15. You have meaningful conversations with your toaster.

16. Your father pretends you don't exist, just to play along with your
little illusion.

17. You collect dead windowsill flies.

18. Everytime the phone rings, you shout, "Hey! Peanut Butter Jelly!!"

19. You like cats. Especially with mayo.

20. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people who try to sell you things.

21. You scream "I've got a knife!" to people at your family reunion.

22. You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because
they weren't rescued.

23. You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.

24. Whenever you listen to the radio, the music sounds backwards.

25. You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.

26. You wake up each morning and find yourself sitting on your head
in the middle of your front lawn.

27. Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name
etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.

28. Melba toast excites you.

29. When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another
room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."

30. You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.

31. Every time you see the commercial for the Hair Club For Men,
you think to yourself, "I think I'll kill the pope today."

32. You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog,
just for a few minutes.

33. Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.

34. Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"

35. You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a
koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.

36. You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.

37. You think that exploding wouldn't be so bad, once you got used to it.

38. You try to make a list of the Warning Signs of Insanity. (cough)

39. People offer you help, but you unfortunately interpret this as a
violation of your rights as a boysenberry.

40. You like reading lists like this. :)

[RosieRed]

Red Leader ... the point is to be the last person to post, not to be the person with the most posts.

;)

[RFS62]

Red Leader ... the point is to be the last person to post, not to be the person with the most posts.

;)


Ahhh, let him go. He'll eventually wear down and, well, you know.

[KronoRed]

...he'll explode?

[GAC]

Who was it that said "The first shall be last, and the last shall be first"? ;)

[KronoRed]

The Son of God..do I win something? :D

[Unassisted]

The FAA requires that you have at least 40 hours of helicopter time before they'll give you a Private certificate. In practice most students take much longer. New pilots have to learn all the rules and regulations, how to read charts and understand airspace, how to talk on the radio, how to navigate when on a cross-country flight, and how to fly a helicopter.

[SandyD]

This is the thread that never ends ...
It just goes on and on my friends!

Some people started posting here,
not knowing what it was,
and now we keep on posting here,
FOREVER! Just Because!

This is the thread that never ends ... :roll: :evil: :jester:

[KronoRed]

Cricket is a team sport for two teams of eleven players each. A formal game of cricket can last anything from an afternoon to several days.

Although the game play and rules are very different, the basic concept of cricket is similar to that of baseball. Teams bat in successive innings and attempt to score runs, while the opposing team fields and attempts to bring an end to the batting team's innings. After each team has batted an equal number of innings (either one or two, depending on conditions chosen before the game), the team with the most runs wins.

[Unassisted]

I don't want to alarm any of you, but the next person to post in this thread needs to know that I think I have the flu and I just sneezed on the "Post Reply" and "Post Quick Reply" buttons. You really don't want that stuff on your cursor. :barf:

[WVRed]

Ill take the chance.

[KronoRed]

Thanks for the warning :D

[Puffy]

I haven't had sex in so long that my virginity has grown back

[KronoRed]

Again..thanks for the warning :help:

[WVRed]

I haven't had sex in so long that my virginity has grown back

Is that even possible?;)

[RosieRed]

My favorite smiley on here might just be: :help:

But I do have a soft spot for: :rant:

[KronoRed]

An anemone or clematis plants juice can cause a rash. When pruning them, its a good idea to wear gloves.

[Unassisted]

How 'bout that Rosie O'Donnell. What a singing voice, eh?
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0713/3524503_200X150.jpg

[WVRed]

How 'bout that Rosie O'Donnell. What a singing voice, eh?
http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0713/3524503_200X150.jpg

:barf:

[KronoRed]

I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?

[Unassisted]

http://www.harrycarays.com/pix/harrytal.jpg "RedsZone spelled backwards is pronounced E-Nozs-Der!"

[KronoRed]

E-Nozs-Der without the vowels is Nzs-dr

[Unassisted]

The thread containing my previous record for longest thread in which I had the last post is http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24541

You might want to go read it now.

[RBA]

Who farted? :eek:

[SandyD]

why am I posting on Redszone? I have a 6:45am flight in the morning!

[Red Leader]

Sammy Sosa has the most RBI since 1995. Manny Ramirez is second.

[KronoRed]

The thread containing my previous record for longest thread in which I had the last post is http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24541

You might want to go read it now.

Not anymore :evil:

[Unassisted]

Who farted? :eek:
Find out here! (http://www.80stees.com/products/Revenge_Nerds_Call_Me_Booger_t-shirt.asp)

[Unassisted]

This is what happens when you microwave a CD.
http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v298/adrunkensailor/cd.jpg
KronoRed told me that microwaving CDs is more fun than posting on RedsZone.

[KronoRed]

I did? ok :D

[Unassisted]

Last post of the day is almost as good as last post in the thread. I think I've got that sewn up in the Eastern Time Zone.

[KronoRed]

First post of the day :D

[SandyD]

First post of the day :D
Not in MY time zone! :RedinDC:

[KronoRed]

Not in MY time zone! :RedinDC:

Your timezone is irrelevant :mhcky21:

[RosieRed]

KronoRed told me that microwaving CDs is more fun than posting on RedsZone.

Krono ... :nono:

:)

[KronoRed]

Just for the record I have never microwaved a cd, I have set them on fire and that was a blast :D

[RosieRed]

Why, did they explode?

;)

[savafan]

Best. Thread. Ever.

[KronoRed]

Why, did they explode?

;)

The plastic kinda started popping off, fire hazard :mhcky21:

[SandyD]

In case you;re wondering, I'm going to make my plane. My flight, of course is at 6:45 am in MY TIME ZONE, which is the only one that matters at the moment. ;)

Scary thought ... I might be Computer-Less for a week! :eek:
What will I do?

[KronoRed]

In case you;re wondering, I'm going to make my plane. My flight, of course is at 6:45 am in MY TIME ZONE, which is the only one that matters at the moment. ;)

Scary thought ... I might be Computer-Less for a week! :eek:
What will I do?

I can tell you what you won't be doing, and that's posting here :mhcky21:

[RosieRed]

Let's hear it for the people who are awake at this hour! :GAC:

Hmm. Maybe I should go to bed. :confused:

[KronoRed]

:GAC: yay for us who sleep while the sun shine :thumbup:

[RosieRed]

:GAC: yay for us who sleep while the sun shine :thumbup:

Speaking of the sun ... it's getting light outside!! :eek:

[KronoRed]

The sun is up and so am I...yay? :D

[RFS62]

Another day, another post count padding festival!!!

Kinda like a RedsZone version of Festivus. Incredible displays of useless knowledge.


:thumbup:

[KronoRed]

Cricket Equipment

Only the BATTER (called the BATSMAN in cricket) and the WICKETKEEPER (cricket's term for baseball's CATCHER) are allowed to wear protective equipment on the field.
The Batsman wears leg guards , batting gloves, and can also wear protective equipment under their clothing to shield their chest, upper thigh (the one facing the bowler, or pitcher) and crotch area. He can also wear a helmet, especially against fastballs, but often wears only a cap when the slower bowlers are on.

The Wicket Keeper also wears leg guards, more padded and bulky than "batting leg-guards". He also wears wicket-keeping gloves, which are really two sets of gloves...an inner one of soft cotton, and an outer one of heavily padded, rubber, leather or vinyl...calculated to heep his "catching hands" un-bruised through several hundred pitches ! Some wicket-keepers wear other items. such as helmets or body protectors, but this is not yet the norm.

[RedFanAlways1966]

Worst time of the summer... 3 days without REAL Major League Basbeall.

Man, oh man... I have problems getting through one REDS off-day. Then this 3-day thing hits every year in July. I really hate it.

I actually did some work around the house. I spent more time with my family. Got to know the family dog again and was reminded of his name.

Only 1 more day of this non-sense. Only 1 more day... :help:

[Bob Borkowski]

...from 7:52 am to 9:07 am...

Looks like interest in this thread has declined substantially!

[HotCorner]

What did the five fingers say to the face?

[RFS62]

...from 7:52 am to 9:07 am...

Looks like interest in this thread has declined substantially!


Yeah, probably the commute to work. Once everyone gets in their cubicle and gets their TPS reports filed I'll bet the post count padding picks back up.

[HotCorner]

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. (http://mknx.com/v/cowbell.wmv)

[Puffy]

"There you have it folks. There is no "I" in team."

Leon: "yeah, well, there ain't no "we" either."

[Red Leader]

"There you have it folks. There is no "I" in team."

Leon: "yeah, well, there ain't no "we" either."


I really like Leon (and I really like Cowbell, too)

[Puffy]

"Mom, do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?"

"Yes, honey all the time. Its a smelly jungle down there. Thats why I use Massengill"

[IowaRed]

More for you Will Ferrell fans
http://planetwill.jt.org/media/sounds/wavs/howdumb_bag.wav

[WVRed]

No new post in two hours:D

[Larkin Fan]

No new post in two hours:D

Your point? ;)

[savafan]

No new post in two hours:D

I was starting to think the reply button was broken.

[jmcclain19]

I like Pez

www.pez.com/

[Puffy]

I like Pez

www.pez.com/

"Favorite food - thats easy. Pez. Cherry flavored pez."

Stand By Me (1986) - Will Wheaton, River Phoenix, Jerry O'Connell

[Red Leader]

The water buffalo is one of the most popular domestic animals in Southeast Asia.

It has the greatest horn spread of any bovid.

[Red Leader]

The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the
original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the
bubbles.

[Red Leader]

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

[savafan]

Make 7 Up yours

[Red Leader]

I like Pez

www.pez.com/


Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez
dispenser.

[Puffy]

The White House was originally gray. The mansion was burned during the War of 1812. When it was rebuilt after the war, it was painted white to hide the smoke stains.

[savafan]

You can't stop Red Leader, you can only hope to contain him...which this thread has done. :p:

[jmcclain19]

The Human head weighs 8 pounds

[RedsBaron]

The Human head weighs 8 pounds
Even if it is empty?

[jmcclain19]

Even if it is empty?

I used Jim Edmonds as an example, so yeah

[Red Leader]

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

[Red Leader]

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
plasma.

[Red Leader]

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

[RedsBaron]

American car horns beep in the tone of F.
Especially Vice President Cheney's car, except his horn uses all four letters.

[Puffy]

I once took a bath in Nair hair remover. I learned not to dunk my head under the water

[jmcclain19]

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


mmm...toilet splatter

[jmcclain19]

We shall now all Haiku
Worker Productivity Never lower
Busy day at Redszone

[Puffy]

The only state in the union that allows pennies to be used in toll booths is Illinois - because Lincoln is on the penny

[Red Leader]

I hate OBrien's guts
No moves will be made this year
Need starting pitching

[Red Leader]

No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times.

[jmcclain19]

Ryan Freel: Watch him run
Crashing, Banging into Walls
Look out old lady

[Red Leader]

Junior is no kid
Gets older every day
Contract holds us back

[Red Leader]

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

[jmcclain19]

Adam Dunn: What Power
K, Walk, K, Walk, K, Walk, BOOM
Run Big Donkey, Run

[Sweetstop]

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."

[Red Leader]

Manos De Oro
Can't hit worth a friggin lick
Nice infield glove, Juan

[jmcclain19]

Austin Kearns: The Fragile One
Woe is my hurt, hole filled thumb
'Doc Kremcheck, take my pain'

[Bob Borkowski]

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."


That's the opening line of...oh, I don't know...maybe






1984.

[Red Leader]

Sean Casey, Mayor
Chats everyone he can
Bat coming around

[jmcclain19]

Tim Hummel: Thug Life
Fans, Players, dare not cross his path
Vanilla Chocolate

[Red Leader]

Pete Rose, gamblin man
Would play on fire from gas can
No hall of fame love

[jmcclain19]

Jason LaRue: Backstop?
Passed Ball, Passed Ball, Passed Ball, Run
Take one for the team

[Red Leader]

Old Barry Larkin
Captain, ageless team leader
Hope he never goes

[Red Leader]

Felipe Lopez
Punk. Gangster heir apparent?
Optimistic? No.

[WVRed]

eek.

Redszoners sure like having the last word;).

[jmcclain19]

WVRed started a monster
Post after post after post
When will it ever stop?

[Puffy]

Barbie was originally a german sex doll

[Red Leader]

WVRed started a monster
Post after post after post
When will it ever stop?


Hope it ends right now
With me being last poster
I will win big cash.

[Red Leader]

Barbie was originally a german sex doll



Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

[Puffy]

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts

Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts older brother

[jmcclain19]

Eric Roberts is Julia Roberts older brother


Julia, What a smile
Take a look at all those teeth
They match her huge mug

[RosieRed]

RosieRed wonders:
Do we have to write haiku?
Need more syllables.

:help:

[Red Leader]

RosieRed wonders:
Do we have to write haiku?
Need more syllables.

:help:


Red Leader answers
Do your own thing, be unique
Win if you're last post

[jmcclain19]

RosieRed wonders:
Do we have to write haiku?
Need more syllables.

:help:

jmcclain19 knows
His wit only comes in short spurts
Therefore, must use haiku

[Puffy]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[RosieRed]

RosieRed declares
a moratorium on
her own haiku then!

('Cause it ain't pretty!)

[Red Leader]

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television.

[Red Leader]

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

[Red Leader]

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

[Puffy]

Do people who wear colored socks with shorts really think they look good?

[RosieRed]

I'm on vacation starting today! No work for me until July 23.

I am so looking forward to doing a whole lotta nothing. :GAC:

[Red Leader]

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

[Red Leader]

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum

[Red Leader]

The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache

[Puffy]

I was kicked out of bars over 30 times while living in Syracuse for being too drunk and/or loud. I was never kicked out of one bar in New Orleans for that. Forget about the obvious potential alcohol problem I have, thats wierd about the kicked out thing, right?

[IowaRed]

Puffy, that is the oddest use of the word "potential" I have ever seen :)

[Red Leader]

I was kicked out of bars over 30 times while living in Syracuse for being too drunk and/or loud. I was never kicked out of one bar in New Orleans for that. Forget about the obvious potential alcohol problem I have, thats wierd about the kicked out thing, right?

When I was a catcher at Kent, we had another guy come in to the program who was a catcher (freshman) when I was a junior. The first practice of the year he forgot his cup, thinking that it would be more meetings, greetings type stuff than actual practice. He quickly paid the price. He got hit by a foul tip, and had to go to the hospital and had to have one of his testicles removed. He was known to the team as Uno (meaning "one") from then on, and he never again forgot his cup.

[Puffy]

Puffy, that is the oddest use of the word "potential" I have ever seen :)

Thank you - I take pride in my debauchery!! :thumbup:

[Red Leader]

I'm not very good at the game. I post and I post, but I'm still not the last one.
:confused: :( :MandJ:

[RosieRed]

I was kicked out of bars over 30 times while living in Syracuse for being too drunk and/or loud. I was never kicked out of one bar in New Orleans for that. Forget about the obvious potential alcohol problem I have, thats wierd about the kicked out thing, right?

I used to live in Syracuse, and I saw plenty of too drunk and/or loud people in the bars. Was that you I saw getting thrown out of Faegan's? ;)

[Puffy]

I used to live in Syracuse, and I saw plenty of too drunk and/or loud people in the bars. Was that you I saw getting thrown out of Faegan's? ;)

Any bars on the hill - yup been kicked out most of them (44's, Sutters, Maggies, and yes Faegans). We didn't go to Faegan's alot so the chances it was me you saw getting kicked out were slim, although entirely possible!

There was a bar over a drug store - back then it was called Braggs and they had a long steep stairway out the back of the bar and I got tossed down those puppies once - boy that didn't feel good!

Man, I miss those days :mhcky21:

[RosieRed]

Man, I miss those days :mhcky21:

You know what I miss about Syracuse? The Dinosaur BBQ ....

YUM.

I do not miss the winters. :)

[jmcclain19]

Puffy does like the sauce.
Drink Drink Drink my Florida friend
AA is for suckers

[Puffy]

You know what I miss about Syracuse? The Dinosaur BBQ ....

YUM.

I do not miss the winters. :)

I visited Syracuse to see my boyz and we went to Dinosaur - and I, of course, bought two boxes of the sauses to bring back to Florida with me. The best ribs I have ever had - Gawd, I love that place!! Oh, and I'm almost out of Wango Tango so I am either going to have to visit again, or have someone ship the sauses down.

And JMC - I have an appointment scheduled with an AA counselor on August 8th, 2012. I like to plan ahead and I figure that should be my boiling point!

Hi, my name is Puffy, and i have a problem......

[Red Leader]

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight

[Red Leader]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
salad served in first-class.

[Red Leader]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

[jmcclain19]

When I was a catcher at Kent, we had another guy come in to the program who was a catcher (freshman) when I was a junior. The first practice of the year he forgot his cup, thinking that it would be more meetings, greetings type stuff than actual practice. He quickly paid the price. He got hit by a foul tip, and had to go to the hospital and had to have one of his testicles removed. He was known to the team as Uno (meaning "one") from then on, and he never again forgot his cup.

Red Leader states aloud
Learn from the wisdom of Uno
Don't put balls in jeopardy

[Red Leader]

Red Leader states aloud
Learn from the wisdom of Uno
Don't put balls in jeopardy


I saw Uno last year at homecoming. Nothing's changed, although he did get married a year ago this summer. His wife didn't seem to care for the fact that we called him Uno. He must not have informed her of this nickname before they went to homecoming. She didn't seem to like us very much because of this. He still likes being called Uno.

[Puffy]

13 people are killed each year by vending machine's falling on them.

[Red Leader]

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

[jmcclain19]

13 people are killed each year by vending machine's falling on them.

Would you care to guess if at least 13 guys lose a family jewel thanks to baseball bouncing incidents each year?

[Red Leader]

Would you care to guess if at least 13 guys lose a family jewel thanks to baseball bouncing incidents each year?


I bet its significantly higher than 13 a year.

[Puffy]

I bet its significantly higher than 13 a year.

Yeah, I would guess it is higher than 13 as well

[Sweetstop]

"Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that trouble was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tidewater dog, strong of muscle and with warm, long hair, from Puget Sound to San Diego."

[Bob Borkowski]

"Buck did not read the newspapers, or he would have known that trouble was brewing, not alone for himself, but for every tidewater dog, strong of muscle and with warm, long hair, from Puget Sound to San Diego."


'Call of the Wild', maybe?


How about "It was a dark and stormy night..."? :)

[Puffy]

Two men in West Virginia stole a refrigerator from a new home. First, they banged up the walls and ceilings moving the item out of the house. Then, when they got the refrigerator into their truck, they got stuck in the mud and decided the refrigerator was too heavy. So they put it back in the house, only to return to a running truck with locked doors.