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WVRed
01-11-2005, 12:02 PM
Im bored, so....

Blah blah blah blah talking points blah blah blah blah-blah-blah. Blah blah blah blah blah diplomatic failures blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah campaign finance reform.

Blah blah blah blah Medicare and Social Security.

Blah blah blah blah homeland security.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah the American people.

The 2000 election blah blah blah, Florida blah blah blah George W Bush blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blan selected not elected.

Blah blah Al Gore blah blah blah demand a recount blah blah blah blah butterfly ballots. Blah blah blah blah hanging chads blah blah blah blah butterfuly ballots blah blah blah blah Katherine Harris. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Jeb Bush.

Blah blah blah blah Bill Clinton blah blah blah blah impeached but not removed. Blah blah blah blah Monica Lewinsky, blah blah blah blah blue dress; blah blah blah blah Slick Willie blah blah blah blah Hillary Clinton blah blah blah blah universal health care. Blah blah blah blah no child left behind. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah vast right wing conspiracy.

***Note:blah, blah blah.

Blah blah blah blah big business, blah blah blah blah big oil, blah blah blah blah big tobacco, blah blah blah blah racist war mongers. Seventy-two percent of blah blah blah blah and 19 percent of blah. Blah?? Where's the blah? Blah blah blah blah tax cuts for the rich only, blah blah blah blahn disenfranchised, blah blah blah blah being silenced, blah blah blah blah the wealthiest 1 percent.

Blah blah blah blah Clarence Thomas, blah blah blah blah Anita Hill, blah blah blah blah modern day lynching, blah blah blah blah nutty and ****ty. Blah blah blah blah liberal elitists, blah blah blah blah right-wing extremists, blah blah blah blah party of the little people.

Blah blah blah and the blah.

1.Blah blah and blah.

2.Blah the blah before the blah has too much blah.

3.Blah it, then blah the blah over the blah AND blah----understanding that Blah is greater than blah.

4.Always remember...blah.

Blah blah blah blah Janet Reno, blah blah blah blah Elian Gonzalez, blah blah blah blah Waco. Blah blah blah blah Enron, blah blah blah blah Global Crossing, blah blah blah blah Iran-Contra, blah blah blah blah Chappaquiddick.

Blah blah blah blah flag-waving zealots, blah blah blah blah Anti-American, blah blah blah blah corporate overlord, blah blah blah blah Zionist masters.

Blah blah blah blah Tom Daschle, blah blah blah blah Spongebob Square Pants, blah blah blah blah Trent Lott! Trent Lott! Trent Lott!

Blah blah blah blah scorched-earth policy, blah blah blah blah destroying the environment, blah blah blah blah tree-hugging liberal.

Blah blah blah blah Watergate, blah blah blah blah Travelgate, blah blah blah blah hate speech, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah its the economy, stupid. Blah blah blah blah aspirin factory blah blah blah blah. Buh-blabba blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-blabberty blah "jingoistic blah blah." Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah payraise. Blah blah blah blah WMD? What did blah know and when did blah know blah? Blah blah blah blah boo-berry blah blah blah blah sand-ridden rat hole.

In conclusion, blah blah blah blah blah blah--blah blah blah--blah blah blah blah "b to the l-a-h blah blah. Barnacles! Blah blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhe(the e is silent.) Blah blah blah blah and I ask you, can you find one time in this post that blah is spelled backwards? If so, email me at blahblahblah@blah.blah.

Blah blah blah, and God Bless the United Blah of Ameri-blah.

Rojo
01-11-2005, 12:35 PM
Sorry to be so square but I actually think politics is important.

smith288
01-11-2005, 01:01 PM
Politics keeps the country at an even keel. Its also entertaining come election time.

Falls City Beer
01-11-2005, 01:12 PM
Sorry to be so square but I actually think politics is important.


Some super-smart person once said: everything is politics.

WVRed
01-11-2005, 01:16 PM
Politics keeps the country at an even keel. Its also entertaining come election time.

Agreed. Partisan politics however is a different story:).