woman marries dolphin

[savafan]

:rolleyes:

http://lfpress.ca/newsstand/News/International/2006/01/01/1374907-sun.html

By AP


JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.

In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.

Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.

"He's the love of my life," she said yesterday.

Tendler, who said she imports clothes and promotes rock bands in England, has visited Israel several times a year since first meeting the dolphin.

While she acknowledged the "wedding" had no legal bearing, she said it reflected her feelings for the bottlenosed, 35-year-old object of her affection.

"It's not a bad thing. It's just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.

While she keeps open the option of "marrying human," she said she is a "one-dolphin woman."

[MrCinatit]

Cindy? if i read this right, they named a male dolphin Cindy?
THAT is sick!

[Puffy]

The consumation of the marriage will be on pay-per-view next week.

[oneupper]

The consumation of the marriage will be on pay-per-view next week.

I'm either sick or bored...but I'd pay o see that!

[marcshoe]

Sure everything's fine now for the happy couple, off on their honeymoon in the south seas, but the first time the Earth gets scheduled for demolition to make way for an intergalactic bypass or some such thing, it'll be, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

[paintmered]

There's a south park joke in there somewhere.

[alex trevino]

Meanwhile, the legislatures in Columbus work feversihly to pass the "Marriage Preservation and Marine Life Protection Act" prohibiting it's citizens from marrying sea creatures.

[RedFanAlways1966]

This woman must be a real nut. Marrying a dolphin? I think she needs some new medication. I love my dog, but I do not think about marrying the dog.

Tell ya what.... if I met this lady, I'd Flip-per off. :p:

[TeamSelig]

No offense to any dolphin lovers on Redszone, but this lady needs to be shot.

[GAC]

I love dolphin... especially in my tuna. ;)

[Chip R]

There's a south park joke in there somewhere.
You mean "episode".

[Tony Cloninger]

Giving new meaning to the term... "riding the dolphin"

That is one big nose you have there my dear........

[Unassisted]

I'm thinking that the slippery slope just got slipperier.

[Red Leader]

There's a south park joke in there somewhere

You mean, like this one?

[creek14]

JERUSALEM -- Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago.
So does this mean in Israel I would be a male? :confused: :help: :yikes: :scared:

[Red Leader]

So does this mean in Israel I would be a male? :confused: :help: :yikes: :scared:

Yeah, but look at it this way...you wouldn't be circumcized. ;) :p:

[KronoRed]

No Flipper jokes yet?

Come on! ;)

[RedFanAlways1966]

No Flipper jokes yet?

Come on! ;)

See post #8, K-man. :D

[Red Leader]

How cun I be getting dis vork dun
mit all da shouting? What for is
dis shouting?

Heinz Kissvelvet. I am Trainer of
Dolphins. You vant to talk to ze
dolphin, you talk to me!

Vy do you care about the dolphin?
Do you know him? Does he call you
at home? Do you have a dorsal
fin?

To train ze dolphin, you must zink
like ze dolphin. You must be
getting oonside ze dolphin's head!
Just yesterday I'm asking
Snowflake… "ee, eee, eee." He
said, "Eee, eee, eee, eee." Und
you can quote him.

[cincinnati chili]

Some have accused my wife of marrying a whale.

[KronoRed]

See post #8, K-man. :D
Ahh..nicely done ;)

[GAC]

Could have been worse. Could've been a dork fish! ;)

But I just don't understand the porpoise in marrying a dolphin.

Would there kids look like this? ;)

http://www.tomarma.com/Stock/Animals/Closeups/Porpoise.jpg

[StillFunkyB]

But I just don't understand the porpoise in marrying a dolphin.

Ok, that was bad. :thumbdown :)

[GAC]

Maybe its that dolphin laugh that drew her?

Or maybe it's this type of dolphin?

http://www2.raisport.rai.it/news/sport/nfl/200003/10/38c90e73014c7/MARINO5.JPG

[Redsland]

Some have accused my wife of marrying a whale.
In the Swingers, Las Vegas, "you're so 'money'" sense?

:beerme: