Natty Redlocks
10-09-2006, 07:48 AM
This is mostly September frustration speaking. And I don't buy into the laziness argument. Just lots of hopefully humorous exaggeration here.
(To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}
Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
One is gimpy and the other whiffy
This I tell you brother
Got to trade one or the other
Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
One's a brother and one's a honky
But they're both great sluggers
And both lazy mother.....pluggers
Try, try, try some fundamentals
They say that's no fun
Try, try, try, they only want to hit
The freakin' home run
Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
Ask your local Reds fan
They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man
Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
They're as solid as an old petunia
Swinging for the fences
Jacking up payroll expenses
Try, try, try to shorten their swings
Not gonna happen
Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
They caught 'em nappin'
Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
The team is better if they only had one
Inconsistent lefty
With a contract that is hefty
(To the tune of "Love And Marriage" by Frank Sinatra}
Dunn and Griffey, Dunn and Griffey
One is gimpy and the other whiffy
This I tell you brother
Got to trade one or the other
Griff and Donkey, Griff and Donkey
One's a brother and one's a honky
But they're both great sluggers
And both lazy mother.....pluggers
Try, try, try some fundamentals
They say that's no fun
Try, try, try, they only want to hit
The freakin' home run
Ken and Adam, Ken and Adam
Peanut vendors if the Yankees had 'em
Ask your local Reds fan
They'd take Shemp & Moe instead, man
Dunn and Junior, Dunn and Junior
They're as solid as an old petunia
Swinging for the fences
Jacking up payroll expenses
Try, try, try to shorten their swings
Not gonna happen
Try, try, try to run the bases...whoops!
They caught 'em nappin'
Junior and Dunn, Junior and Dunn
The team is better if they only had one
Inconsistent lefty
With a contract that is hefty