I Wish They All Could Be Rich Aurilia (song parody)

[Natty Redlocks]

(To the tune of "California Girls" by The Beach Boys)

Well, Hatteberg is hip
I really dig that OBP
And Freel kicks butt, though he's freaking nuts
Just keep his "Farney" away from me

Junior's such a diva
Held in place with safety pins
You know, I'd sign up for an entire lineup
Of cheap clutchy veter-ins

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

Now Edwin's mostly bat and
Brandon Phillips mostly glove
And you can call me slow but I just can't go
For that Big Hot Donkey Love

I been a longtime Reds fan and I've
Seen all kinds of hell
And now I'm inclined to say the team should find
More guys whose wives are named Racquel

I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia
(And then when Votto gets here we'll deal ya)
I wish they all could be Rich Aurilia types.....

[KronoRed]

:clap:

[Jr's Boy]

:rolleyes:

[KittyDuran]

:laugh:

[KittyDuran]

Actually, I'm very happy that Natty is using songs I know for the parodies. :thumbup:

[Natty Redlocks]

thanks all

[dman]

:rolleyes:

Why dude? This fella's just having some fun, and most are enjoying it, if you can't tell that already.

[KronoRed]

Agreed, this forum is lacking in the fun department, place is too serious, it's baseball talk! not life and death.

[Degenerate39]

I like it nice work as always