I'm ashamed I'm posting this - Erin Andrews related

[cincinnati chili]

But I thought Cyclone would want to know

http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2006/11/best-seat-in-house.html

[Matt700wlw]

greatest post ever :D

[captainmorgan07]

that's one heck of a post

[Hap]

thong!!!!!!

[vaticanplum]

I am comfortable enough in my femininity to say that that is an excellent butt.

[OnBaseMachine]

God I love Erin Andrews. (and Bonnie Bernstein).

I would love to have them both. At the same time. Oops, did I just say that out loud?

[OldRightHander]

I am comfortable enough in my femininity to say that that is an excellent butt.

I am comfortable enough in my masculinity to agree with you.:devil:

[Falls City Beer]

I'll try to post my taint a lil later. It's a winner. Fo sho.

[Heath]

Cyclone is either -

a - passed out from a bender
b - on vacation
c - trying to zoom in via photshop

He's too big of a fan of his girl, that he wouldn't have posted.

[Cyclone792]

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

:D

[RFS62]

Chili, I'm shocked you would post such a thing.

Got any more?

:evil:

[RollyInRaleigh]

Sweet!

[GAC]

Different kind of tightend that one is use to seeing on the football field. ;)

[cincinnati chili]

Chili, I'm shocked you would post such a thing.

Got any more?

:evil:

I should know better, but came across that on the web, and thought it would lighten the mood a bit over here.

[RFS62]

I should know better, but came across that on the web, and thought it would lighten the mood a bit over here.



She is smokin' hot, no doubt.

And smart. Thought I should throw that in. Very smart.

Feel free to lighten the mood any time, buddy.

:beerme:

[westofyou]

Chili, did Liz endorse this post?

[Heath]

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

:D

Nah, this one is the best thread ever.........

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44283

:D

Good offseason reading. Required for newbies :D

[cincinnati chili]

Chili, did Liz endorse this post?

She would not be a fan of that post, but she wouldn't be all that shocked by it either.

I merely bring the news. I didn't snap the picture.

[westofyou]

I merely bring the news. I didn't snap the picture.

All men are conduits.

It's our nature.

[Ltlabner]

Nah, this one is the best thread ever.........

http://www.redszone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44283

:D

Good offseason reading. Required for newbies :D

Hahahahahahaha - I just spent the time to read that thread. I wish I would have been around at the time to enjoy that mayhem.

Quality stuff. Aren't there some sort of awards given out at the end of the year for various posts?I'd like to nominate that as the "biggest waste of cyber space yet drop dead funniest thread" even though it was from 2005.

[Falls City Beer]

I'll admit: I find it hotter when I see a panty line--not the thongness of bare bootycheeks. Panties are hot.

[lo ryder]

Absolutely Perfect!!!

[MrCinatit]

I was going to come up with a very sexist post, but I have decided against posting "I found my new hat."
And I feel like a much better person for it.

[Hap]

I came across that on the web.

enough said

[vaticanplum]

I'll admit: I find it hotter when I see a panty line--not the thongness of bare bootycheeks. Panties are hot.

I loathe that word. Loathe.

[harangatang]

I kinda like this one better, but to each his (or her) own.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/erinandrews2.jpg

[M2]

Hmm, Andrews does nothing for me.

Though I'm a big supporter of the thong. Our country has been through a buttock revolution over the past decade. Historians may judge Jennifer Lopez to be the most influential person of our times.

[RedFanAlways1966]

Hard to believe she has an awl in there.... oh wait, wrong thread! Too many butt-threads on here. Although this butt-thread does not bother me in the least. I like this butt-thread. If I had to remove one of the butt-threads, then Mr. Awl goes. Erin can stay here for a very long time. Very long.

[GAC]

I kinda like this one better, but to each his (or her) own.

http://sportsbybrooks.com/erinandrews2.jpg

OK. Those aren't real!

[lets see how many now open that link just because I said that] ;)

[registerthis]

OK. Those aren't real!

[lets see how many now open that link just because I said that] ;)

I'd already looked, but now I'm going back for a second gander.

[Falls City Beer]

I loathe that word. Loathe.

I like it so much I wear them on occasion. :mooner:

Before we had kids I would run around the apartment wearing nothing but a too-tight singlet, pretending to lift the furniture like dumbbells.

[TRF]

I like it so much I wear them on occasion. :mooner:

Before we had kids I would run around the apartment wearing nothing but a too-tight singlet, pretending to lift the furniture like dumbbells.

And now i need therapy.

[Falls City Beer]

And now i need therapy.

That one was just for you TRF. ;)

[Heath]

Hard to believe she has an awl in there.... oh wait, wrong thread! Too many butt-threads on here. Although this butt-thread does not bother me in the least. I like this butt-thread. If I had to remove one of the butt-threads, then Mr. Awl goes. Erin can stay here for a very long time. Very long.

The above might be the most awl-ful post around these "parts".


:bang: :D

[rdiersin]

I loathe that word. Loathe.

So does my wife. Therefore, I say it every chance I get.

[Falls City Beer]

So does my wife. Therefore, I say it every chance I get.

No doubt. Incidentally, I think the word "thong" is way worse than "panties."

[vaticanplum]

AHHHH even READING it makes my skin crawl.

There's something about that word that sounds incredibly dirty, and not dirty in a good way. I think it has to do with the fact that for women, that word is what underwear was called when you were little. Eventually you graduated to UNDERWEAR. Underwear is a great word. It encompasses thongs, grannypants, bikinis, what-have-you. That other word does not. It is only for little cotton underwear with flower prints that you wore when you were six. Which, obviously, has horrible connotations when the word is thrown around by adults.

What's wrong with "thong"? thong is fine.

[redsfan30]

Thong is a million times better word than panties.

Panties....:ughmamoru

[RollyInRaleigh]

What's wrong with "thong"? thong is fine.

That depends on who is wearing it.;)

[HotCorner]

http://www.anthemamerica.com/New%20Jpegs/thong%5B1%5D.jpg

[Johnny Footstool]

I'll try to post my taint a lil later. It's a winner. Fo sho.

It's insane, this guy's taint.

[Roy Tucker]

Back in the day, we'd call Erin Andrews a gapper.

[Falls City Beer]

It's insane, this guy's taint.

These are the party days.

Flabby-habby-babby and the bing-bong.

[Falls City Beer]

AHHHH even READING it makes my skin crawl.

There's something about that word that sounds incredibly dirty, and not dirty in a good way. I think it has to do with the fact that for women, that word is what underwear was called when you were little. Eventually you graduated to UNDERWEAR. Underwear is a great word. It encompasses thongs, grannypants, bikinis, what-have-you. That other word does not. It is only for little cotton underwear with flower prints that you wore when you were six. Which, obviously, has horrible connotations when the word is thrown around by adults.

What's wrong with "thong"? thong is fine.

Yuck. I don't have those associations with the word "panties." Ugh. Now you've ruined it.

Personally, I think "briefs" is sort of weird, though not gross, and I don't wear them so it doesn't matter, I guess.

Anyway, I have far more insidious connotations attached to "thong," plus it's just an ugly, barbaric sounding word.

I don't know, I don't find anything very gross about the genitalia and the sartorial choices one makes to cover/not cover them. It's either very funny or very awesome.

[rdiersin]

Anyway, I have far more insidious connotations attached to "thong," plus it's just an ugly, barbaric sounding word.


Yet, it seems to me the best fitting word considering the undergarment, outside of the word floss.

[vaticanplum]

I don't know, I don't find anything very gross about the genitalia and the sartorial choices one makes to cover/not cover them. It's either very funny or very awesome.

On a side note -- now, sartorial, that is a great word. I love that word. Probably because I love, erm, sartorics.

[Heath]

Two words -

Boxer shorts

[Cyclone792]

This thread needs to get back on track here ... c'mon, guys ... here's a few other EA pics to enjoy ...

http://www.brinkleys.org/users/tsl/Files%2FDSC00707%2EJPG

http://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/images/SoxTrip/PICT0093.JPG

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/9335/10fcoi3.jpg

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/4932/11dfbm5.jpg

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6546/aee3xy3.jpg

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/9133/fb10sg5.jpg

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/483/87e9ej7.jpg

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/1586/a5abjk0.jpg

http://www.cutigers.com/2005/ncstate/slides/zz%20022.jpg

[Hap]

http://www.shilbert.com/pics/schwing.jpg

[MrCinatit]

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6546/aee3xy3.jpg

Erin describes our date.

[Blimpie]

Erin describes our date.:laugh:

[vaticanplum]

I think she's pretty, but I could give her a better wardrobe all around. Better colors, better fit, more flattering, more tasteful and more personality. She looks like a Banana Republic mannequin whose clothes are all about a half-size off either way and kinda boring. I would also give her a more flattering haircut.

There are times when I really believe that I should be a personal shopper. 'Twould be one small step in my quest for the best-looking and happiest world possible.

[Falls City Beer]

I think she's pretty, but I could give her a better wardrobe all around. Better colors, better fit, more flattering, more tasteful and more personality. She looks like a Banana Republic mannequin whose clothes are all about a half-size off either way and kinda boring. I would also give her a more flattering haircut.

There are times when I really believe that I should be a personal shopper. 'Twould be one small step in my quest for the best-looking and happiest world possible.

She's kind of got a shovelhead.

[vaticanplum]

She's kind of got a shovelhead.

YES. It's layers as done by hedge trimmers. Lovely hair, but cut all wrong.

[ThatPitchIsDunn]

Gentlemen...and ladies too I suppose:

Talk about great days at the Worldwide Leader the few times EA has stopped by. It's the real deal in person too; she just looks unbelieveable. A couple years ago, when she was doing a hit for I think Outside the Lines, wouldn't you know that yours truly had to help mic her up. I never spoke badly about having to work on Outside the Lines again.

I'm pretty sure she's married to somebody who either plays for or is involved in the Tampa Bay Lightning organization. Not to break too many hearts, but I suppose you can still enjoy her great sideline reports.

[Falls City Beer]

YES. It's layers as done by hedge trimmers. Lovely hair, but cut all wrong.

I'll hesitate at the expression "my type," but if I have a "type" she isn't it. But yes, it's mostly her conscious and perhaps unconscious grooming choices.

[Ravenlord]

she looks like a skinny Martha Stewart...soooo not attractive in any way...

[M2]

I'll hesitate at the expression "my type," but if I have a "type" she isn't it. But yes, it's mostly her conscious and perhaps unconscious grooming choices.

Her hips are too straight, butt's too flat. I like a little more sashay.

Though the aging sorority Barbie look doesn't help.

[Yachtzee]

AHHHH even READING it makes my skin crawl.

There's something about that word that sounds incredibly dirty, and not dirty in a good way. I think it has to do with the fact that for women, that word is what underwear was called when you were little. Eventually you graduated to UNDERWEAR. Underwear is a great word. It encompasses thongs, grannypants, bikinis, what-have-you. That other word does not. It is only for little cotton underwear with flower prints that you wore when you were six. Which, obviously, has horrible connotations when the word is thrown around by adults.

What's wrong with "thong"? thong is fine.

What do you think about "knickers"?

[Yachtzee]

Her hips are too straight, butt's too flat. I like a little more sashay.

Though the aging sorority Barbie look doesn't help.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

[vaticanplum]

What do you think about "knickers"?

:beerme:

[Heath]

dblpost

[Heath]

http://img459.imageshack.us/img459/6546/aee3xy3.jpg
Erin describes our date.

"It was shorter than that, but not by much"


:D

[gonelong]

Her hips are too straight, butt's too flat. I like a little more sashay.

Though the aging sorority Barbie look doesn't help.

Obviously she is not "ugly".

I call this "neighborhood hot". If she lived in my neighborhood, she'd be considered hot (not the hottest) ... but if you are comparing her to all the gals under the sun ... she doesn't stack up.

GL

[Chip R]

I don't think she's ugly but she's kind of a buttaface. Smoking bod, no doubt about it, but the face just doesn't do anything for me.

[RedFanAlways1966]

Since this is a baseball site... I'd take her anyday of the week and twice on Sundays! :devil:

[MrCinatit]

"It was shorter than that, but not by much"
:D

You are too kind :p:

oh, and thanks a lot Yachtzee. Cannot get that song out of my head now.

[RollyInRaleigh]

I think she is a very attractive lady.

[15fan]

2 thoughts:

1) Erin Andrews is easy on the eyes.

But she is no match for Melissa Theuriau - the French News Babe.

http://fresh99.com/images/frenchnewsanchor/M-Theuriau-0137.jpg

http://fresh99.com/images/frenchnewsanchor/M-Theuriau-0251.jpg

Here's some video:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1607981

Generally, I don't have much use for things French other than fries and toast. But for her, I would renounce my citizenship in a heartbeat and move the land where the women don't shave and the men wear berets.

Edit: and as a public service announcement, I'll mention that there are some vacation pictures of Ms. Theuriau on the web. From your home (not work - unless your boss is a pervert, too :) ) computer, you'll want to search on "Melissa Theuriau" and "topless".

2) I'm partial to a gal in a thong, but there are plenty of other styles out there that can be very aesthetically pleasing. It's all about the rest of the outfit...or the lack thereof. :devil:

[TRF]

EA seems to be a "good light/bad light" girl.

in the right light, smokin' hottie.

in the wrong light, she's got the face of a pekingese.

[vaticanplum]

Generally, I don't have much use for things French other than fries and toast. But for her, I would renounce my citizenship in a heartbeat and move the land where the women don't shave and the men wear berets.

:rolleyes: That is such a myth. Beyond a stereotype, even.

[15fan]

:rolleyes: That is such a myth. Beyond a stereotype, even.

k. how about this:

"the land where the women don't work...and neither do the men."

(you should be forewarned, my college roommate got a phd in French, so I have plenty more lines that I can trot out with regards to the French. :) )

But let's get back to the spirit of the threat - hot female tv personalities and lingerie. :thumbup:

[Yachtzee]

You are too kind :p:

oh, and thanks a lot Yachtzee. Cannot get that song out of my head now.

Of course, I saw an ad for Dominos "Brooklyn" style pizza (Is NY Style suddenly trademarked or something?) where they used the same sample used in the SNL "Lazy Sunday" video. So now I've had that song going through my head.

[BuckeyeRedleg]

Erin Andrews is not at all gorgeous. She does have a nice body and she does have an attractive face, although like I said, her face is not gorgeous.

But combine her great body, attractive face, and the fact that she can talk sports, (although in a somewhat annoying tone of voice) and she is very hot to the average male in the 18-35 demographic.

She has a very wholesome, sexy quality that has grown on me. That is, as long as she is not asking Thad Matta or Jim Tressel stupid questions.

Ok, if I were single, I would date her until I couldn't stand her voice any longer. Then I'd either get some earplugs or look elsewhere.

[Virginia Beach Reds]

Nice! Nicer than nice. Nicest.

unbelievable. Is that really Erin andrews?

I revise. I googled her and I think her face is a bit askew. Tiny complaint considering the pic that was posted above.

GO BLUE.

[GoGoWhiteSox]

Her hips are too straight, butt's too flat. I like a little more sashay.

Though the aging sorority Barbie look doesn't help.
I think Erin Andrews is very pretty, but you're right. She needs to have a little more "booty" on her booty. A few extra pounds down there would be perfect for me:D

[deltachi8]

:rolleyes: That is such a myth. Beyond a stereotype, even.

the lousy cheese eating surrender monkeys

[redsfanfalcon]

I saw her at the NCAA play in game walking across the floor before the game, and I only saw her from behind...I thought, WOW. Then I realized who it was.

[BUTLER REDSFAN]

that french anchor lady is breath-takingly beautiful

[cincinnati chili]

All men are conduits.

It's our nature.

We report. You decide.

[Cedric]

I was at the Northwestern game yesterday and I didn't spot Erin. I'm a tiny bit dissapointed.

[Blimpie]

I was at the Northwestern game yesterday and I didn't spot Erin. I'm a tiny bit dissapointed.They showed her on TV a few times--although she was quite heavily bundled in a down coat. :(

[Tyler Durden]

Did Stacey Dales-Schumann get divorced? She's just "Stacey Dales" while sideline reporting from the Music City Bowl.

[Heath]

Did Stacey Dales-Schumann get divorced? She's just "Stacey Dales" while sideline reporting from the Music City Bowl.

You can start a new thread if you like. Though, you can read and look at all the Erin Andrews eye candy.

[guttle11]

Yeah, Stacy got divorced. I think our resident ESPN guy posted that a while back.

Did anyone else watch the Peach Bowl preview show Erin hosted? She didn't look that good. Only perfect.