Hey Diddle Diddle the Bullpen Riddle

[Team Clark]

Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.

[Natty Redlocks]

Hey, nice try; some good rhymes in there. And thanks.

[pedro]

Hey diddle diddle, this bullpen's a riddle
Has Wayne jumped over the shark?
The fans screamed murder, an internet furor.
Before the season it ever did start

[redsmetz]

Natty Redlocks did a great job with the "This Old Man" Parody. Here's my stab at Hey Diddle Diddle.

Hey diddle diddle, the Bullpens' a riddle,

Where'd all these arms come from?,

Saarloos, Bray, Stanton, Majic all leave a big question mark,

So many moves, so many match ups,

Narron leaves us all in the dark.

12, 11, 10 spots open.. how many are for sure?,

Veterans a plenty, Rookies are chomping,

Narron has no cure,

Wayne will save us by Opening day, of that you can be certain,

Hey Diddle Diddle, Narron has a fiddle your closer is Jared Burton!


Not exactly in tune with Hey Diddle Diddle but I did my best.

I can't remember which year you graduated from Moeller, but we should probably keep this out the hands of some of your English teachers. I'm not sure I would have published it in the Squire Magazine. :D

But a nice attempt... :)

[Caveat Emperor]

There once was a bullpen built by Krivsky
Who I guess must've been stone drunk on whiskey
His steup men lacked much ferocity
And his closer possessed no velocity
Now we're all stuck with our hopes pinned on Majewski

[TheWalls]

Hey Dibble, Dibble?

[Team Clark]

Hey Dibble, Dibble?

Wish I had thought of that!! ;)