No-Doz...

[Eric_Davis]

From reports...

"Nomar Garciaparra left the Dodgers Tuesday after his wife, Mia Hamm, went into labor.

Hamm gave birth to twin girls in Los Angeles while Garciaparra was still on the way home. Expect Garciaparra to lose about five homers and 15 RBI this year due to a lack of sleep." :)

[NatiRedGals]

From reports...

"Nomar Garciaparra left the Dodgers Tuesday after his wife, Mia Hamm, went into labor.

Hamm gave birth to twin girls in Los Angeles while Garciaparra was still on the way home. Expect Garciaparra to lose about five homers and 15 RBI this year due to a lack of sleep."

If that true half of our team that dose something is screwed hah

To a man, they talk about a change of lifestyle and a change of priorities, whether it be Adam Dunn, David Ross, Aaron Harang or Kyle Lohse — who all became first-time fathers during the off-season.

[Red Leader]

Congratulations to Nomar and Mia.

I wish them well and wish nothing but health for them and their kids.

I don't think having kids will be that big of an impact on anyones numbers. Mine, maybe. I can't afford a 24 hr. nanny. They all can.

[edabbs44]

I wish the Reds could take a No-Lohse pill.

[Degenerate39]

Those twins are going to be amazing athletes

[OesterPoster]

How many times will Nomar unfasten and refasten the velco strips on the twins' Pampers? :D