Natty Redlocks
05-30-2007, 11:47 PM
to the tune of "Mellow Yellow" by Donovan
I’m just crazy bout Stanton
He’s as old as the sea
I’ll keep pitching old man Stanton
Til he’s a hundred and three
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (cracked? slightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
You can get picked off the bases
You can boot grounders all day
You can swing at horrible pitches
Long as you Play The Right Way
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (quite frightening)
They call me Jerry Narron...
Time to make out the lineup
Shake that Magic Eight Ball
Should Jeff Conine bat cleanup?
Sources say: GO FER IT Y'ALL
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (nap nightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
They say I talk like a Gomer
They say I’m dumb as can be
They say that I’m not a leader
All I can say is GOL-LEE
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (unsightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
Some guys are crafty like Ozzie
Some have I.Q.s so high
Some got the passion like a Sweet Lou
But buddy AHM A BASEBALL GUY
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (ah, bite me)
They call me Jerry Narron...
I’m just crazy bout Stanton
He’s as old as the sea
I’ll keep pitching old man Stanton
Til he’s a hundred and three
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (cracked? slightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
You can get picked off the bases
You can boot grounders all day
You can swing at horrible pitches
Long as you Play The Right Way
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (quite frightening)
They call me Jerry Narron...
Time to make out the lineup
Shake that Magic Eight Ball
Should Jeff Conine bat cleanup?
Sources say: GO FER IT Y'ALL
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (nap nightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
They say I talk like a Gomer
They say I’m dumb as can be
They say that I’m not a leader
All I can say is GOL-LEE
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (unsightly)
They call me Jerry Narron...
Some guys are crafty like Ozzie
Some have I.Q.s so high
Some got the passion like a Sweet Lou
But buddy AHM A BASEBALL GUY
They call me Jerry Narron (quite rightly)
They call me Jerry Narron (ah, bite me)
They call me Jerry Narron...