Newport Red
11-02-2008, 10:47 PM
Dallas in this case. Funny post on the Cowboyszone wedsite:
What are the plans...
Hmm. Well, we already tried playing professional football with a washed-up, noodle-armed old guy, an overpaid O-line full of quitters and a candy pants rookie CB. I'm out of ideas..
*Wait! I got it!* Let's trade for Ocho Cinco and start filming a mid-season Hard Knocks for sweeps week. We'll open with a compelling Magic Johnson pep talk then Deion taking Jenkins out on his houseboat to straighten him out. That always works...
What are the plans...
Hmm. Well, we already tried playing professional football with a washed-up, noodle-armed old guy, an overpaid O-line full of quitters and a candy pants rookie CB. I'm out of ideas..
*Wait! I got it!* Let's trade for Ocho Cinco and start filming a mid-season Hard Knocks for sweeps week. We'll open with a compelling Magic Johnson pep talk then Deion taking Jenkins out on his houseboat to straighten him out. That always works...