Leatherpants signs C-Patt

[CarolinaRedleg]

Seriously.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2008/12/23/embrees-deal-braves-sign-norton-nats-add-patterson-sosa/

Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.

[WildcatFan]

I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter

[redsfandan]

Nationals Sign Corey Patterson, Jorge Sosa
By Tim Dierkes [December 23 at 2:54pm CST]
According to Troy E. Renck of the Denver Post, the Nationals signed Corey Patterson and Jorge Sosa to minor league deals. Patterson gets $800K, while Sosa gets $850K.

Phillies Sign Gary Majewski
By Tim Dierkes [December 23 at 2:51pm CST]
According to Troy E. Renck of the Denver Post, the Phillies signed reliever Gary Majewski to a minor league deal worth $650K.

[BRM13]

I don't see anything in the link about Patterson being a 5-tool outfielder. Are we sure Bowden really did this?:)

[batsfan]

Pirates sign Andy Phillips. Cubbies sign Jolbert Cabrera.

[Slyder]

Seriously.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2008/12/23/embrees-deal-braves-sign-norton-nats-add-patterson-sosa/

Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.

Well at least Majewski will be used to the whiplash affect of playing in a band box. Odds are he's just their Fultz except Majewski might actually stand a chance of being AAA fodder.

RoFL, Patterson use to be considered a 5-tool prospect when he was coming up with the Cubs. I guess someone tapped into Bowden's comp and left the old scouting reports on his desktop and waited for the 5-tool hard on he gets everytime.

http://www.cubshub.com/?p=568

One interesting snipit from this "blog".
In the years that followed his injury it was that Corey Patterson would not adjust his swing and failed to listen to Cubs coaches about his hitting approach. He was very defiant about his hitting approach, which is evident in quotes he made that were published on Cubs.com in 2004. “I had the bases loaded twice and couldn’t get the job done. But I’m never going to apologize for being aggressive. Yeah, I went out of the zone. You have to do a little better, and I know I could do better. But I’m never going to apologize for being aggressive.” Corey Patterson (Cubs.com, 6/1/04)

Thank you Duhhhsty. Please leave Cincy soon before Corey Patterson changes his name in the quote to Jay Bruce.

[ChatterRed]

I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter


I heard Patterson is dating Leatherpants. :D

[Slyder]

I heard Leatherpants was dating Patterson's hair dresser.

[roby]

I heard Patterson is dating Jim Bowden's daughter

Wrong! Jim Bowden is dating Jim Bowden's daughter. :D

[BurgervilleBuck]

Y'all are way off... Leatherpants is dating himself.

[Dunnateher]

sick people, everyone knows Corey is dating Kearns' daughter who use to see Lastings who is Dukes' second cousin's ex but she saw Willingham proir to the trade.

[Edd Roush]

Who cares who is dating who, all I know is Corey can't be manning centerfield for the Reds' next year. Let's just pray we don't get Wily Taveres as a replacement.

[WildcatFan]

I think somebody should introduce Carlos Beltran to Dusty's daughter

[Kingspoint]

Seriously.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/rockies/2008/12/23/embrees-deal-braves-sign-norton-nats-add-patterson-sosa/

Also, Matchsticks Majewski landed in Philadelphia.

YES!!!!!

This news almost makes me cry with joy.