Hoosier Red
05-22-2010, 01:44 PM
Mike's Geist Half Diary:
Pre-race: Goal is to beat my last time of 3 hours 16 seconds.
Pre-Race: Meet up with Stephanie and Jessica, decide that it will be best to start out with them
to have a faster start. Will leave more time later for walking if necessary.
Pre-Race: Stephanie: So have you been training Mike?
Mike: Well I was doing better until about a month ago, but I haven't been able to do much recently
Jessica: Why? What came up?
Mike: Laziness pretty much.
Mile 1: Starting out with the 2 hour 30 minute pace. Plan on dropping back later.
Wish to drop back after about 25 seconds
Mile 2: Probably should have been in better shape. Drop off Stephanie and Jessicas pace. 1 1/2 miles is longer than
I expected to last.
Mile 3: Okay, going to be sick. Apparantly McDonald's and Mt. Dew are not the best pre race breakfast.
Mile 4: Everythings okay, plus I've only got what 9 more miles now. Really re-thinking the haven't
run in a month in order to save my legs plan now.
Mile 5: 1 hour 9 minutes. If I can invent a teleporter in the next 30 seconds, I may still win this thing.
Mile 6: No Teleporter.
Mile 6.5: Halfway there, the man on the side of the road assured me the second half is way easier.
Mile 8: (Top of evil hill) That last guy, yeah he lied.
Mile 9: Hey who put the ankle weights on me? If I ever catch that guy, well he'll be sorry. Of course if I could
catch anyone, I'd probably be a lot further now.
Mile 10.5(Old Stone and Oaklandon): Math Fail. It's now .6 miles to my house if I turn left, it's 2.6 miles to the
finish line if I go straight. I go straight.
Mile 11:Who knew that Clubber Lang's prediction would be so prescient?
Mile 12:Okay I'm now at 2 hours 48 minutes. If I can run this last mile in 12 minutes, I can make it under 3 hours.
Just have to pick up the pace, start running here.
Twenty steps later: Okay not so much then.
Mile 12.8: Seriously an incline on a bridge? Who does that? Did the build this just to be mean?
Mile 13.0: Must keep running, must not limp across the finish line, no really, must keep running,
like 10 more steps and....
Mile 13.1: DONE!
Post Race: OOOH cookies, bananas, water!
Post Race: Three steps up on the bus, 1, 2, OW! probably not the best sign when my legs give out.
Post Race: 3 hours 4 minutes
Post Race: Water-Beer-Burgers-Nap. That makes everything better.
Pre-race: Goal is to beat my last time of 3 hours 16 seconds.
Pre-Race: Meet up with Stephanie and Jessica, decide that it will be best to start out with them
to have a faster start. Will leave more time later for walking if necessary.
Pre-Race: Stephanie: So have you been training Mike?
Mike: Well I was doing better until about a month ago, but I haven't been able to do much recently
Jessica: Why? What came up?
Mike: Laziness pretty much.
Mile 1: Starting out with the 2 hour 30 minute pace. Plan on dropping back later.
Wish to drop back after about 25 seconds
Mile 2: Probably should have been in better shape. Drop off Stephanie and Jessicas pace. 1 1/2 miles is longer than
I expected to last.
Mile 3: Okay, going to be sick. Apparantly McDonald's and Mt. Dew are not the best pre race breakfast.
Mile 4: Everythings okay, plus I've only got what 9 more miles now. Really re-thinking the haven't
run in a month in order to save my legs plan now.
Mile 5: 1 hour 9 minutes. If I can invent a teleporter in the next 30 seconds, I may still win this thing.
Mile 6: No Teleporter.
Mile 6.5: Halfway there, the man on the side of the road assured me the second half is way easier.
Mile 8: (Top of evil hill) That last guy, yeah he lied.
Mile 9: Hey who put the ankle weights on me? If I ever catch that guy, well he'll be sorry. Of course if I could
catch anyone, I'd probably be a lot further now.
Mile 10.5(Old Stone and Oaklandon): Math Fail. It's now .6 miles to my house if I turn left, it's 2.6 miles to the
finish line if I go straight. I go straight.
Mile 11:Who knew that Clubber Lang's prediction would be so prescient?
Mile 12:Okay I'm now at 2 hours 48 minutes. If I can run this last mile in 12 minutes, I can make it under 3 hours.
Just have to pick up the pace, start running here.
Twenty steps later: Okay not so much then.
Mile 12.8: Seriously an incline on a bridge? Who does that? Did the build this just to be mean?
Mile 13.0: Must keep running, must not limp across the finish line, no really, must keep running,
like 10 more steps and....
Mile 13.1: DONE!
Post Race: OOOH cookies, bananas, water!
Post Race: Three steps up on the bus, 1, 2, OW! probably not the best sign when my legs give out.
Post Race: 3 hours 4 minutes
Post Race: Water-Beer-Burgers-Nap. That makes everything better.