I Want To Be Mike Leake (song parody)

[Natty Redlocks]

To the tune of that "Be Like Mike" Gatorade commercial from 1992:
YouTube - Be Like Mike Gatorade Commercial (ORIGINAL) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0AGiq9j_Ak)
Sometimes I dream
That he is me
For then you see my t-shirts would be free
I dream I’m rich
I dream I pitch
Like Leake
I want to be Mike Leake
(I wanna be Mike Leake)
Mike Leake
If I could be Mike Leake
(Be Mike Leake, Be Mike Leake)
I’ll show you all
Here at the mall
It’s what I call my breaking and entering ball
At theft I fail
But I make bail
Like Leake
I want to be Mike Leake
I wanna be, I wanna be
Mike Leake
Oh, if I could Be Mike Leake

[RedLakerFan24]

Theres also a shirt that says "Mike we gave you the bunt sign not the steal sign" haha

[SportsNut75]

Glad Mike has been solid on the mound this season but I will NEVER understand why athletes/celebs that make millions have to steal anything?? Blows my mind!