Devin Mesoraco can't do squat, but he can do everything else.
Did you notice that the White Sox wear black socks?
Brayan Pena's the kind of guy you make a coach as soon as possible.
Lorenzen's so tough, he haunts walks.
I can't wait until fans are complaining about the programmer of the balls-and-strikes-calling machine.
I wonder if anyone has ever been fined for assuming a double play?