I saw der onork kissing Santa ClausQuote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
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I saw der onork kissing Santa ClausQuote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
Looking out the window I just saw a flock of wild turkeys in the clearing in the woods, which is my back yard.
I've seen a lot of deer lately. Two ran across the fairway of the golf course Sunday, and several in the neighborhood.
Rob Deer?
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Originally Posted by creek14
I can't believe you'd say that. Why would anyone want to burglarize an animal?
Oh tell me you couldn't use a few extra bucks!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RFS62
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Originally Posted by creek14
Well, when you put it like that, I'd sell Bambi into slavery.
Anything for some doe...Quote:
Originally Posted by RFS62
Ya know, I just found out that Viagra is a pill.
All this time, I thought it was a suppository.
Man, I wasted about 50 of those darn things.
We have many deer in our woods. One doe has twin fawns...cuties w/ their spots and wagging white tails.
It was Mrs.Santa ClauseQuote:
Originally Posted by jmcclain19
And I denie everything
Dear Abby
My neighbor's sprinkler system just turned on. It's illegal to water before 10PM here. He's breaking the law. Should I tell him?
Dry Guy in San Antonio
Dear Unassisted
No, take matters into your own hands, watch the movie Die Hard for suggestions on what to do
Abby
I was woken up this morning, at 8 a.m., by a crew cutting down trees in the yard next door. The yard next door happens to be about 10 feet away from my apartment. They chopped away until 5:30 p.m., and I still can't get the sound of the saws out of my head. Any advice?
(On a side note, now that the trees are gone, I can see over the fence. Surprisingly, there are two houses over there, not just one. Who knew?)
Tree cutters will always wake you up, it's what they live for.
Whatever happened to Thunderstix?
I think Pat Morita was great as Arnold on Happy Days, but the role of Mr. Miagi is really what sets him apart from all other asian actors
It's raining.
It ain't just raining, it's storming something fierce!
But I love sleeping while it's raining, so it's good news for me. (Plus my plants could stand some water.)
Crap! The lights just flickered! Better get off the computer! :eek:
Rosie gave in to the rain, I on the other hand will defiantly (or stupidly) stay on the computer
:thumbup:
I think Major Nelson was too nice - if I had my own hot Jeanie I would have been getting lucky everynight.
"OK, Jeanie, tonight I want you to look like Pam Anderson, before boob job number 3, but after boob job number 1."
Observed on last evening's walk: the Queen Anne's Lace seems more beautiful and regal this summer...the cottontails visiting the compost heap for bits of carrot and lettuce....a tern scolding me as it flew off from the creek bank....fireflies and frogs greeting the dusk
Jeanie didn't need any help in that department.Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffy
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Originally Posted by Chip R
Chip my friend - you are absolutely correct. However, the same girl every night, etc... I was thinking Jeanie one night, Pam Anderson the next, Jennifer Love Hewitt the next, then Halle Berry, then back to Jeanie. That way Major Nelson would never have to worry about the whole one woman for the rest of his life.
But Barbara Eden was smoking back in the day
On this date in 1899: Ginger Beaumont fails to hit a ball out of the infield all day. Nevertheless, the Pirates leadoff man collets six hits and scores six runs to lead the Bucs to an 18-4 thrashing of the Phillies.
I always heard Ginger was fast. But Mary Ann was a good girl. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by RosieRed
Ahhhh yes, I remember that game...Quote:
Originally Posted by RosieRed
I thought you might Creek.Quote:
Originally Posted by creek14
;)
Good Times, although always carried by the humor of JJ, really went downhill after John Amos left the show.
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Originally Posted by Puffy
Amos didn't like that the "family comedy" with a meaning became a charactor sketch and a one line generator. He opted out with dignity.
Willona (the Neighbor) sang the song at the begining.
And dignity he has - he was brilliant in "Coming to America"Quote:
Originally Posted by westofyou
"They have the golden arches, we have the golden arcs. They have the Big Mac. We have the Big Mic."
The big mac bridge is more yellow now then it was a few months ago
I feel a need to go to the ocean.
The same song is on my headphones as was yesterday at this time..
spooky
Beware of the government's mind control methods.Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
I don't think the feds are gonna get me threw The Sundays :mhcky21:
Don't sound so smug. They got me threw Candy Dulfer!Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
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Originally Posted by KronoRed
It’s that little souvenir of a terrible year
Which makes me wonder why
And it’s the memories of your shed that make me turn red
Surprise, surprise, surprise
:eek: That song was just on :eek:
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