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Originally Posted by KronoRed
Why??
DOH! :p:
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Originally Posted by KronoRed
Why??
DOH! :p:
Strike one :mhcky21:
I still have nightmares about Living Colour winning album of the year over Guns n Roses Appetite for Destruction in 1989. What a travesty
I had a nightmare where an alligator was talking to me about insurance
That was a nightmare?Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
I like to lead with rock whenever I play rock, paper, scissors
I like Paper, because everyone likes to lead with rock
I fall into that trap alot - unless I am just preparing for a showdown later and have you now believing I will throw rock, when I might change it up and throw scissors, or maybe water balloon or tiger claw - I'm an enigmaQuote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
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Originally Posted by Red Leader
Whoa! Hold the phone.....meaningless, excuse me.....words, films, and music are a wonderful part of my life. These threads are a fun way to play w/ them all....just as this whole site is a fun way to play with another possibly meaningless interest...baseball...which brought everyone here together.
Life is too short to take so seriously... ;)
Water balloon? tiger claw? I'm confusedQuote:
Originally Posted by Puffy
water balloon is from a Friends episode - Joey invented water balloon to defeat all.
Tiger claw is from a rock paper scissors parody of Saddam that Chip posted on here yesterday
Well I invent punch to the gut to defeat all of those
Don't forget about pen missile....what, you don't know pen missile???Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffy
I still think punch to the gut trumps pen missile
The first gambling house was legalized in Venice in 1626
I don't think punch to the gut even beats rock
I mean paper "covers" rock, scissors "cuts" paper, rock "smashes" scissors, water balloon gets all (rock, paper and scissors) "wet"
Punch to the gut doesn't hurt rock, it hurts the gut, thereby leaving rock free, and rock would win
The Forum was first covered with a pebble pavement about 575 BC and its draining dates to the period of Etruscan kings.
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Originally Posted by Sweetstop
You are so correct! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Or as an 85-year old said to George Castanza, "Life's too short to waste it on you".
I dreamed last night that I had been erroneously listed in a newspaper article as a recruiting target of the football Buckeyes. The fact that I am more than twice as old as the other recruits mentioned in the article and never played football didn't seem to dissuade any of the people who wanted an explanation!Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
I woke up thinking "But I MUST have used up my college eligibility!" :screwy:
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Originally Posted by Unassisted
In high school before baseball season started we had a thing called "Hell week". It was basically practice and then after practice you'd jog for 1/2 hour, do sprints for a 1/2 hour and then jog another 1/2 hour. To this day, I still have dreams that it is the morning before hell week and I wake up and think, am I ready for this? :screwy:
A Tale of Two CitiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Sweetstop
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Originally Posted by Bob Borkowski
Thank you very much! (and for A Tale of Two Cities also...I haven't seen that either, though I love Ronald Colman.)
Ok, how bout punch to the gut and knee to the groin..would that beat rock?
No, still the other person would have a sore groin and a sore gut (assuming you have the power to hurt someone with your girly punch :mhcky21: ) but the rock would still be free to whoop butt.Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
Now, nuclear explosion, thats a powerful one - only roach beats that.
July 15th 1980 Johnny Bench hits his 314th home run as a catcher.
To think that someone once quoted message board posters are very much like the cast of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They must have read this thread.
This is like wandering around and mingling at a party with all of the simultaneous conversations in this thread. Who knew that trying to be last could be so much fun? :GAC:
Are the lunatics running the asylum? :help:Quote:
Originally Posted by VR
Yes we are.
Roach beats rock? what's roach?
*Sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
Krono, aren't you paying attention? Roach doesn't beat rock, it beats nuclear explosion! (But nuclear explosion does beat rock.)
;)
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Originally Posted by RosieRed
If nuclear explosion beats rock, and roach beats nuclear explosion, doesn't it stand that roach beats rock?
....I've had personal experience on this, and I can tell you, roach did not beat rock. Although roach covered rock like paper does...hmmmmm...
Well, thats the point - rock beats scissors, and paper beats rock, so one could assume that paper beats scissors, but one would be wrong, young Obi Won.
Let me sum up:
Rock beats sissors and punch to the gut
paper beats rock
Scissors beats paper
water balloon beats scissors, paper, rock, and fire
fire beats paper and scissors
tiger claw beats ninja, punch to the gut, and Ralph Macchio's Krane kick
nuclear explosion beats everything except roach
roach only beats nuclear explosion
punch to the gut, and knee to the groin hurt other player, but beat nothing
missile pointer beats paper, roach, scissors, tiger claw, but loses to Ralph Macchio Krane kick
Hopefully that helps
:roll:
Oh come on, knee the groin has to beat something :mhcky21:
Personally I think knee to the groin would beat scissors. Because if you've just been kneed in the groin, I don't think you can operate scissors all that well at the moment. (Unless you use them to stab. :eek: )Quote:
Originally Posted by KronoRed
I really don't have anything to add to this thread (Oh, does this make me the last poster? Close the thread!)
Stabbing would violate the rules of the game, but I agree K.T.T.G would beat scissorsQuote:
Originally Posted by RosieRed
Speaking of atomic explosions, today is the anniversary of the first test explosion.
July 16th, 1945 first atom bomb is successfully exploded in Alamogordo New Mexico.
der onork is banned from posting here.... :mhcky21: