5 pitch pathetic display of offense.
5 pitch pathetic display of offense.
Pitcher's settling in now - this could be one of those games where no one scores again until the 7th.
If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve!
Mr. Votto grounds out. Mr. Fay of the Times-Star reports that the Red Stockings are suffering from an outbreak of diptheria and are attempting to cease their at-bats as quickly as possible. A story to follow.
Btw, for those who didn't notice it, Homer hit 98 last inning. Me likey.
Bottom 3rd.
Mr. Bailey had to stub out his hard-earned cigaroon thanks to his mates' futility beside the gum.
Mr. Falu was drafted by both the Union and Confederacy (erm, on second thought, no) and ended up signing for Milwaukee. Smart man. He grounds to first.
Even in this enlightened time, Mr. Garza's whiskers are an affront to any civilized American. He is out on a ground ball to short.
"Scooter" Gennett, having spent the second inning robbing wealthy matrons of pocketwatches and mink stoles, returns with his unique brand of urchinry. Mr. Bailey starts him with seven balls, but throws a wily spinner and induces a ground out. Reds 1-0 after 3.
Good inning for homer
there's nothing like bowling a 300 game! 13 now and retired.
Ricky henderson has a higher OBP than C. patterson and he's retired. C. Trent 6-14-2008
Thanks for the outstanding play by play by the telegrams.
Cursh14 (06-13-2014),PepperJack (06-13-2014),Roy Tucker (06-13-2014)
Mr. Phillips is well known to the denizens of the Rhineland for his telegraph feed, which he updates often with various japes. Mr. Phillips grounds to third and may be injured.
Mr. Brenneman jnr wishes you to know that the Great Lakes are cold during the winter. Rumors that his own troops attempted to murder him at Antietam are false. Mr. Brenneman jnr is also astounded by the fact that there are elderly people.
Big Klu (06-13-2014)
Mr. Bruce strokes a base hit to right-center.
Bailey is looking good tonight.
"Rocco" Mesoraco has received an endorsement from Pope Leo XIII and may be a Roman Catholic. Despite this damning fact, Rhinelanders have taken the doughty Pennsylvanian to their very breast.
On a full count, Mr. Mesoraco popped out to the catcher.
The elderly Mr. Schumaker steps in again, fresh from regaling his mates with tales of the defense of Lake Erie. (This reporter's research reveals that Mr. Schumaker was 9 years old during Adm. Perry's defense of Put-in-Bay, but it seems churlish to deny an old man his glory)
Ground out to short. Middle of the 4th. 1-0.
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