Tom Servo (09-05-2015)
In all honesty, Skip is a very earnest and gritty player. Looks fierce at the plate, has an intense look on his face at all times, takes violent practice swings, and just generally looks like a ballplayer ought to look like to us old farts.
But he's really really bad. He can't hit, he can't field, and he's just bleeping boat anchor to the team. Write him a big check, pay him off, thank him for his service, and send him the eff home.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
Banshee (09-05-2015),KittyDuran (09-05-2015),lnn6574 (09-05-2015),NebraskaRed (09-05-2015),Raisor (09-05-2015),Tom Servo (09-05-2015),_Sir_Charles_ (09-05-2015)
The good news is I'm 6 years younger than Cowboy
It's rare that you can completely attribute a loss (if they lose) to one player if that player is not a pitcher.
Take a bow, Skipford.
'69 (09-05-2015),_Sir_Charles_ (09-05-2015)
Jesus Christ. Where was Skip on that triple? Covington?
I knew there was a reason I don't watch the Reds. I need a blood pressure pill.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
'69 (09-05-2015),Big Klu (09-05-2015),_Sir_Charles_ (09-05-2015)
How does a big, lumbering first baseman hit a triple to LF if you aren't playing at Forbes Field?
Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet ya.
'69 (09-05-2015)
Roy Tucker (09-06-2015)
'69 (09-05-2015)
I think Votto takes steroids. Wow.
She used to wake me up with coffee ever morning
Jared Michael "Skip" "Skipford" Schumaker, you make me long for the days of Wilson Valdez.
Honest to goodness, Wilson Valdez.
Tom Servo (09-05-2015)
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Last edited by '69; 09-05-2015 at 04:40 PM.
It all comes down to you, Skip.
Schumaker ahead of Suarez in the lineup. I don't care if it ends up working, that is just hella dumb.
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