Woman with no pants crashes into Florida Waffle House

[Dom Heffner]

Ugh. My state.

[Raisor]

I work to hard. I work 7 days a week for 6 straight months, with travel on my own dime, usually 10+ hours a day. And I make a small fraction of that. I'd take a job that paid that well, hard work and travel and all. At least for a little bit.

I work 6 days/60 hours+ a week 12 months a year. I am on the road 52 weeks a year. But I love my job.

I wouldn't have loved the Waffle House job.

[IslandRed]

Ugh. My state.

Yep. We're the statewide equivalent of an end-of-the-road town. Still, I can't help but love the place.

[dougdirt]

I work 6 days/60 hours+ a week 12 months a year. I am on the road 52 weeks a year. But I love my job.

I wouldn't have loved the Waffle House job.

Those hashbrowns though.

[WrongVerb]

Those hashbrowns though.

Food service is a terrible career.

[Raisor]

Those hashbrowns though.

I like mine scattered and covered

[IslandRed]

I like mine scattered and covered

[Rojo]

Love Waffle House, except that they don't have real butter.

I think if had Waffle Houses and the 24-Hour "Roberto's" Mexican places like San Diego, I'd be a real happy man.

San Francisco has way too much Asian food.

[bounty37h]

Waffle House. I've seen stuff there man, I've seen stuff.

[marcshoe]

So, when she crashed into Waffle House, did all the employees yell out "Hello!" in unison?

[oneupper]

I loved the comments.

Of course she left. There's a sign on the door saying "No pants, no service."

and

One less vote for Donald Trump.

[bounty37h]

I loved the comments.

Of course she left. There's a sign on the door saying "No pants, no service."

and

One less vote for Donald Trump.

That kind of fits into what I saw there once, prob about 4 in the morning. Very sketchy looking guy (but what/who isn't at 4am in a Waffle House) comes in and sits down in a booth . He doesn't order, but knows everyone working, talks to them all. Finally a waitress sits down next to him and starts kissing him. Then it gets crazy. I didn't want to look enough to know for sure, but I am 99.9% sure she went down on him in the booth for a minute or so before they stood up and went out back, letting everyone working know they were going to bone. Our waitress laughed at our reaction and said he was the girls boyfriend and is a truck driver, only see each other every couple weeks or so and he stops through and they go outside and get it on.

[GAC]

Alcohol make people do strange things (LOL).

Once she crashed through, did she drive up to the counter roll her window down and say "This is to go"

I can honestly say I've never eaten at a Waffle House - and they built one here locally about 7-8 years ago. I just never hear good things about them (LOL).

And I can never understand how a restaurant can screw up something as simple as breakfast. Is it that hard to fry eggs, hash browns, bacon/sausage, toast, or make a pancake/waffle?

[RFS62]

I can honestly say I've never eaten at a Waffle House

What!?!?!?!?!

Why do you hate America?

[marcshoe]

Alcohol make people do strange things (LOL).

Once she crashed through, did she drive up to the counter roll her window down and say "This is to go"

I can honestly say I've never eaten at a Waffle House - and they built one here locally about 7-8 years ago. I just never hear good things about them (LOL).

And I can never understand how a restaurant can screw up something as simple as breakfast. Is it that hard to fry eggs, hash browns, bacon/sausage, toast, or make a pancake/waffle?

I love Waffle House. I don't eat there more often because I have a physical body, and their food contains more grease than a bad fake-nostalgia musical.