6/5/17 - Reds vs. Cardinals

[Raisor]

I thought you were molded from clay by gods.

These are my adopted parents.

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I thought you were already living that dream.

There was a pants related incident at my last job

[Big Klu]

These are my adopted parents.

Oh, you're talking about the Kent's. Martha is such a nice lady.

[Raisor]

Reds have given away two of their first six outs.

We are talking about pants, sir.

[Big Klu]

I had dreams at one time, now I'm 28, lower middle class, single, and unhappy....

Hate to tell you, but it only goes downhill from here.

[Tom Servo]

So are they just gonna tell the Romania story for every Wojo start or...?

[Raisor]

So are they just gonna tell the Romania story for every Wojo start or...?

Yes

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Thom making fun of the ball kid.

[Big Klu]

OK, the LF ballboy needs to beat the **** out of THom, who just said, "OHH! I thought that was JUMBO Diaz down there!"

[Tuff Nut]

I have pants on right now

I seriously doubt it. You're probably in a romper.

[Tom Servo]

Asher sets em down the first time through the lineup. 53 pitches though, hopefully some quicker outs (and no HRs) next time through.

[BCubb2003]

He's got his Wojo working.

[Tom Servo]

OK, the LF ballboy needs to beat the **** out of THom, who just said, "OHH! I thought that was JUMBO Diaz down there!"

He's made that comment before too. Bullying the ballboy.

[Duvall23]

Offense needs to wake up.

[Big Klu]

Thom making fun of the ball kid.

THom is a bully, but the type who will tuck tail and run if you just punch him in the mouth.

Of course, he's also the type who would run home and tell daddy.

[WrongVerb]

I had dreams at one time, now I'm 28, lower middle class, single, and unhappy....

Do you play video games?

[Wolves198921]

Do you play video games?

Nope, haven't really since high school.

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Polar opposite pitching staffs between the two teams. However Reds better offensively