Why not Oscar Colas?

[klw]

I get the temptation to make soda jokes/puns but I find them in poor taste.

Are they coming through a little flat, lacking pop?

[SomeCallMeTim]

Personally I like Oscar and his brother RC a whole lot

If we had 2 would that mean we’d have Double Colas?

(You may not be old enough to know that one...). I don’t know if you can get them anymore.

[CySeymour]

I hear his brother Coca Colas and his cousin, Pepsi Colas are both pretty good too.

Coca made some changes, got terrible feedback, the brought back his classic swing.

[klw]

Hopefully Colas transitions than Sugar did:



Otherwise Oscar could be a Grouch.

[Tracy Jones]

He’ll have to be medically cleared first by Dr. Pepper!



Ok seriously. Stop.

[CySeymour]

He’ll have to be medically cleared first by Dr. Pepper!



Ok seriously. Stop.

If not, he could talk legal action. I heard he's represented by Mr. Pibb.

[corkedbat]

No doubt it would be a sweet signing.

[corkedbat]

Could be known as Red Pop

[North]

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/m...ct-per-report/

Not sure if this has been talked about here or if the Reds have the necessary pool money to get involved, but this guy sounds like a very interesting prospect.

[Bourgeois Zee]

You win.

[klw]

Could be known as Red Pop

Reds did lack pop in their lineup last season.

[RedEye]

Surprised no one has mentioned the original waistline watcher, Tab Colas.

[Big Klu]

If we had 2 would that mean we’d have Double Colas?

(You may not be old enough to know that one...). I don’t know if you can get them anymore.

I don't know if you can buy it anymore, but I saw a Double Cola business sign (like the type you see outside a diner or tavern) outside of an establishment in Toronto, OH last week.

[North]

Surprised no one has mentioned the original waistline watcher, Tab Colas.

I remember Tab... 1964, 1965 or so? Produced by the Coca-Cola company.

[Big Klu]

I remember Tab... 1964, 1965 or so? Produced by the Coca-Cola company.

Coca-Cola first introduced Tab in 1963 as a response to Royal Crown's Diet Rite. It was popular in the 60's and 70's, then dropped in popularity when Coca-Cola introduced a similar product with a better name in 1982 -- Diet Coke. Tab is still available in limited markets, however, and has a small but loyal following.