Lot of pitchers on this team:
Jimmy Stewart IF
Had a wonderful life
Jake Elmore IF
Blues Brother
Lena Blackburne IF
Star of stage and screen
Dave Brain IF
Heady ballplayer, died in the zombie apocalypse
Ethan Allen OF
Called up from the Green Mountain League
Jason Bourgeois OF
Middle class, but not a middle infielder
Tip O’Neill OF
Speaker of the Canadian House
Preston Tucker OF
Drove a crazy car
Al Unser C
Drove a faster car
Archie Campbell P
If it weren’t for bad luck, he’d have no luck at all
Michael Jackson P
Had some Pop, for a pitcher, wasn’t paid to moonwalk
King Lear P
Don’t sleep on Cordelia
Tim Leary P
Tuned in, turned on, dropped out
Orval Overall P
Always out of uniform
Johnny Couch P
Cousin of Jim Davenport
Mul Holland P
“Drive”
Robert “Louis” Stephenson P
“RobLouSteve”
Mysterious Walker P
Walks will haunt
Doug McWeeny P
Now you’re just making things up