Let's play a game. 10 free agents. Tell us all where they'll go. Poster who gets the most correct earns love and adoration (or, more likely, spite-filled grudging respect and claims of cheating).
The 10:
SP Trevor Bauer
RP Brand Hand
3B Justin Turner
SP Masahiro Tanaka
RP Kirby Yates
SP James Paxton
OF/DH Marcell Ozuna
SS/2B Marcus Semien
SS Didi Gregorius
OF George Springer
Who you got, RedsZone?