How about a Riverboat full of coney's piloted by Dr Johnny Fever crashing into a bridge?Yeah, I'm not optimistic. Most of these are dumpster fires. The White Sox, Marlins and Giants are the gold standard for those. I can't remember if the Dodgers were good or not.
I'm not a native but I love the chili here. That said, I pray they don't go with a chili motif for these uniforms. Not everyone knows about the chili thing and will be confused and perhaps disgusted. I don't know how they design these. My guess is that it's something like on The Office when corporate made commercials for all the branches and they were really generic and Michael ended up making one of his own that was arguably superior. MLB probably has their own designer and they get some basic input from each club about their city and they design the uniforms based off that and their views. But, if it's anything like the NFL Color Rush jerseys, they will be awful. As my wife asks me, "Don't they have anyone with any fashion sense working for them?"
Now my fashion sense is pretty bland but if I were giving input about how to make a City Connect uniform for the Reds, I would think about what the city is known for. The things I can think of are the Reds, of course; P&G; WKRP, the Ohio River; the Bengals and the Roebling Bridge. Using P&G would be basically a free ad for them and would look somewhat craven. WKRP would be interesting but I'm not sure if there would be some licensing issues there. I'm sure it could be done and it might be fun but it probably wouldn't happen. The river with paddlewheel boats could be interesting but it could also be pretty bland. The Bengals would be a bold choice but it would like they are gravy training on their recent success. Besides, not all Reds fans are Bengals fans. You're also promoting a different league which really needs no promotion. The bridge could be interesting. You could put it right across the front of the uniforms and go from there. Incorporate the river into it as well. It could also be pretty meh if someone doesn't take it seriously. That leaves us with the Reds themselves. You think of the Reds you think of the BRM or the Red Stockings. Maybe a jazzed up version of those uniforms. But, like most fans, I don't have high hopes for these.
Very 2023 if you ask me