"Welcome to Wrigley Field, where playoff hopes come to die."
"Hey Cubbies, let's combine teams and make a real contender."
For you: "My wife is a stinkin' Cubs fan." On the back: "I'm with stupid."
For her: "My husband is a stinkin' Reds fan." On the back: "Stupid is his girlfriend, not me!"
"Bartman for President."
"I got it!" -Steve Bartman, 2003.