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Thread: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Wait, RL, I thought Chip is the designated Mocker?

    Or are you just mocking the concept of mocking?
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.


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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by deltachi8
    Wait, RL, I thought Chip is the designated Mocker?

    Or are you just mocking the concept of mocking?
    Yeah, I'm mocking the mockery.
    Too bad I can't join Chip's debauchery.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by Red Leader
    Yeah, I'm mocking the mockery.
    Too bad I can't join Chip's debauchery.
    Who are you - the poet John Cocktosten?
    "I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum."
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    George Foster is a funny interview. The problem?

    When asked about the 2006 club's fortunes, he immediately talks about Tony Womack and his ability to lead the ballclub.

    Since when was Mr. There Is No You, There Is Only Me a "leader"? Because he's old and played in the World Series? Perhaps a team guy like Rich Aurilia should do to Womack what Adam Dunn reportedly did to Joey Hamilton a couple of years back.

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    I've just got to say...

    I am reminded of how much I loathe Willie Cunningham. The most grating voice on radio, I just can't take it.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Hahahaha Foster is a riot.
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    A little bit off topic, but do you guys think that Jesse Winker profiles more like Pete Rose or is he just the next Hal Morris??

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by registerthis
    I've just got to say...

    I am reminded of how much I loathe Willie Cunningham. The most grating voice on radio, I just can't take it.
    Ahem - where is my copyright?
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    Ahem - where is my copyright?
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    I don't believe that we "signed" Cunningham, Puffy. I think he just kind of showed up.
    We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    Who are you - the poet John Cocktosten?
    It's John. John Sinalinalin.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by Puffy
    Who are you - the poet John Cocktosten?
    Dr. Rosenpenis just popped by my office...Dr. Rosenrosen, er, Dr. Rosen
    Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Cunningham just said the Reds will win 103 games. Furman said 88.

    I say 81. ESPN says 47 or something.

    Who's the dumbest?

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc. Scott
    Perhaps a team guy like Rich Aurilia should do to Womack what Adam Dunn reportedly did to Joey Hamilton a couple of years back.
    I don't remember hearing anything about Dunn and Hamilton. What happened?

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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Hey All!

    Damn, it's like Christmas Morning in April!
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by pahster
    I don't remember hearing anything about Dunn and Hamilton. What happened?
    He ate him.
    'When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.'
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    Re: Opening Day Game Thread: Reds vs. Cubs

    Quote Originally Posted by pahster
    I don't remember hearing anything about Dunn and Hamilton. What happened?
    It's secondhand, of course, but I think there was something mentioned about how Hamilton was an arrogant !@#$ because he'd pitched in the World Series in 1997 and Dunn threw him into some lockers or something. Don't quote me.

    So if Our Friend Rich, Team Guy, could just accidentally DDT T-Woe on Junior's new/returned massage chair, we might have something.


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