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Let the feats of strength begin!
Makes all the routine posts.
Happy Festivus! Just don't get Redszone started on the airing of grievances!
Wear gaudy colors, or avoid display. Lay a million eggs or give birth to one. The fittest shall survive, yet the unfit may live. Be like your ancestors or be different. We must repeat!
"You couldn't smooth a silk shirt if you had a hot date with a..........I lost my train of thought, let's eat."
"I know a lot about the law and various other lawyerings."
Hitters who avoid outs are the funnest.
Frank: At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.
Kramer: And is there a tree?
Frank: No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.
Well, since we're digging up old holiday threads... here's one celebrating today's holiday.
Happy Festivus, everyone! :
2024 Reds record attending: 1-02024 Dragons record attending: 0-02024 Y'Alls record attending: 0-0
"We want to be the band to dance to when the bomb drops." - Simon Le Bon of Duran Duran
"I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!"
(Not really.)
"I can make all the stadiums rock."
-Air Supply
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