And, he will, of course, punch you in the nose while inhaling ice cream.
Gomes lines out to right center. Something for everyone there. No hit, but he hit it hard.
And, he will, of course, punch you in the nose while inhaling ice cream.
Gomes lines out to right center. Something for everyone there. No hit, but he hit it hard.
2-0 Rangers after one.
Say! Someone sprung for air fare to bring Jim Day to Arizona! Let the knowledge flow!
Or not.
Likely not.
That would be not.
Nick Masset rocking a beard that would make Marge want to kick a child.
Leadoff Ranger in second flies out to RF.
Jim Day wants to know from Masset how much "experience" will mean. Apparently, it wil mean "a lot". This is scintiallating stuff.
757, you have to know I am playing with you. I also know cow tipping to be a myth, having grown up in central Ohio.
Another pop out to RF, two outs.
Jim Day simply relieved that no one ducked behind the camera and flipped the bird to the masses. Anyone else remember that lady who did that a few years ago?
Classic Day.
No matter how hard I would push a cow, the attempt to tip it would simply piss it off.
Line out to SS.
2-0 Rangers middle of two.
This Kings Honda jingle is already not fresh.
Everyone welcome Chip. Chip's like a wraith from LOTR, a former mod cloaked now only in shadow.
He searches for GIK's one ring of power. Unfortunately, Gollum/Bad Fundamentals has it, and has been hard to find for some time now.
Infield hit for Stubbs. Man does that guy NOT like to leadoff. Hope Dusty is grasping that.
Today's PBP brought to you by the letters F and L and U. Thank you, kids in my wife's class, for vomiting on her this week and sending your germs home by hook and by crook.
Would have been better if it had been NEXT thursday though...
Stubbs over at 1b, playing coy, making beep beep noises like the Road Runner, distracting Tommy Hunter. Hanigan sunning himself while balls are thrown to first.
Hanigan then singles to right and Stubbs goes to 3b.
Stubbs would have had 2b swiped but for the single from Hanigan. Clearly Hanigan does not have Stubbs on his spring training fantasy team.
Janish singles to CF and Stubbs scores.
2-1 Rangers lead. No outs, runners on first and second.
Travis Wood up. He homered and admired it last outing, by report. Will Dusty dare to take the bat out of his hands with a bunt?
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