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06-14-2006, 02:37 AM
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Maple SERP
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
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Save Screech's House
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06-14-2006, 07:54 AM
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For a Level Playing Field
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Oakwood, OH
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Re: Save Screech's House
Why doesn't the dummy use the Bell to Save it?
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06-14-2006, 08:51 AM
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RZ Chamber of Commerce
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: San Antonio
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Re: Save Screech's House
He blames his "bad credit," but it sounds like he just owns more house than he can afford. Dude, you have to make the payments!
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06-14-2006, 09:15 AM
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Save Screech's House
Maybe Elizabeth Berkeley has some leftover cash from "Showgirls".
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06-14-2006, 09:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Land of the Lost
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Re: Save Screech's House
Maybe he should call up Zack and A.C. to see if they can't come up with some crazy scheme to save it without Mr. Belding catching on.
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06-14-2006, 09:35 AM
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Yay!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Middletown, Ohio
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Re: Save Screech's House
His girl Lisa Turtle was rich. She could bail him out.
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06-14-2006, 09:40 AM
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Save Screech's House
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I bet Slater could go get a few kids and shake'em down for the lunch money. I just blew my 3,500th post on "Saved By The Bell". Stan Musial would have been proud. 
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06-14-2006, 09:48 AM
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15 game winner
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Re: Save Screech's House
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06-14-2006, 09:59 AM
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Save Screech's House
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06-14-2006, 10:17 AM
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Big Red Machine
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Out Wayne
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Re: Save Screech's House
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06-14-2006, 10:21 AM
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This one's for you Edd
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Dayton Area
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Re: Save Screech's House
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I know!! A Bake Sale!! Oh wait, shucks. That was Facts of Life.
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06-14-2006, 10:23 AM
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Yay!
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Middletown, Ohio
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Re: Save Screech's House
They're going to raise money at this weekend's swim meet with Valley.
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06-14-2006, 11:26 AM
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Future Reds All Star
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: TeamBoone's basement
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Re: Save Screech's House
 You guys are cracking me up!
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06-14-2006, 11:28 AM
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Big Red Machine
Join Date: Jun 2000
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Re: Save Screech's House
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06-14-2006, 11:33 AM
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I can do the Hully Gully
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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Re: Save Screech's House
That is truly pathetic, almost on par with his stand-up
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