You have three Chevy Novas. One has a million dollars in its trunk and the other two have petrified pumpkin pies from last year’s Thanksgiving. You have to pick one and eat whatever is in the trunk. The Reds are the Chevy Nova with the million dollars. You are the Chevy Nova with the petrified pumpkin pie and he is the other Chevy Nova with a petrified pumpkin pie. Who is he? Exactly. No one knows. What some Reds fan here are doing when they say the Reds aren’t doing an awesome job is saying they know who “he” is. But that’s unknowable and it’s a lie to say you know who he is. What we do know is that a million dollars may not taste delicious to some but you are a Chevy Nova with petrified pumpkin pie in the trunk and your options are to eat that million dollars or choose yourself and eat your own petrified pumpkin pie or choose the unknown and eat their petrified pumpkin pie. If you ask me, I’d eat a million dollars over petrified pumpkin pie any day and I know there are people who will eat petrified pumpkin pie and then tell us it’s our fault they chose wrong.




